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n un nd n rdr f nk. D u wnt nthng Fudu-n?

N thnk, hv n tt.

Nt m t th mn, thn wthd ltn t nrb f.

h rn wh rdrd un nd nk w uun rut, th rn wh td th ntrvw.

w th rt Ldr f un n nk, th rn wh uld b lld Gd f tht gm.

lkd ung, but t md lk h w n h thrt.

hd hrt, nt blk hr nd blk . wr hr gl, whh gv th mrn tht h w n ntlltul.

t w tblhd n frvr tht nn wuld hv wr mg whn wrng gl, but t w unknwn f h rll w w.

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n th urrnt gnrtn whr mrthn nd mutr wr wdrd, l ght hd gn dwn ndrbl, mkng l wth gl r ntt ln dm dzn.

Wll thn rr t g trght t th nt, but uld u nwr m? Wht w th mnng f lr, 102?

ht numbr w th rgnl wght f th hrtr nmd lr.

Nt nwrd uun qutn wthut hdng nthng.

hn uun nrtd.

Nw tht wrd thng t . lr wght ffll ttd 44 kg. Dd u vn l th gm?

f u trul thnk , u wuldnt hv td th ntrvw n u hv m d f t, u td th frln wb wrtr ntrvw vn t th t f ur ru tm. m wrng?

Nt d wth dv tn twrd uun wh ld dumb.

u f t w trul uun d, thn th mtng wuldnt hv hnd n th frt l.

wuld hv bn rfud wth Wr bu w r unbl t t, nd t wuld nd thr.

u Nt wnt rrtr f fmu mgzn r nthng.

w ut frln Wb Wrtr hr wuldnt b muh mrt fr th thr rt t t d tm fr mn lk hm. ut wt f tm.

vn , th rdur tll td th ntrvw.

t tht nt, t th m ng h lrd hd m d but th bt.

wrd uun wh td lnt, Nt ntnud t tlk.

h rl f th rgnl lr nt lk th urrnt n. h w mr f n nnng rn tht bltntl htd nd trzd trn t r hr. Rgrdl f th rut, n th nd mtr h wuld bm th vlln frm th rd ftr ummr brk nd untl wntr brk, dng ll t f trnn h ld, nd vntull bng td frm th tg ht w hr rl.

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. ndd, u knw but t.

Ltnng t Nt wrd, uun nddd lghtl.

Whn h ff nd nk wr rvd, h ddd tw n f mlk t h ff nd trrd t.

Fudu-n t u d. lr hrtr w rgnll th trublmkr wh tk ntr tg th vlln tht brught h. Yt fr m rn, th urrnt lr mr nt-lk thn th rgnl nt nd bm hrtr tht dd n-ght frm hr rgnl hrtrztn. l vrn n th wrld rgnzd th ft frm th vr bgnnng h rtr tm f th gm nd vrn n th mn. tull, vn bgn t dubt f w th n wh wrng.

Rgrdng th hng, u gu wrnt nvlvd?

hr n w w uld gt nvlvd n uh thng, u knw? ndd, wr bl f hngng lr rnlt nd rlng th gm rmk. ut t hng th rtn f n lrd rld gm nt t w lk tht rgnll, t nl bl f u uld twt th truth nd th t.

uun urd ru n h nk nd ut t wth knf.

hn, h ud frk t tk bt, nd h drnk bt f ff.

td ud knw but t ntd, whh wh grd t th ntrvw.

knw gu u uld tht. ut t burd tht t hrd t blv t mltl.

ll dd mlf whthr t blv t r nt ftr hrng but t.

Nw th w gttng wrd, Nt thught.

m kng nfrmtn, but hr w, gvng th thr rn nfrmtn ntd.

ut f tlkd, th uld n.

td, f wr t m lr! h dfntl wuldnt blv t, h mght nt tlk wthut rrvtn.

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lr hrlf, whl h bm mthng tht mlr t ght, wuld mtm m hr. h n-gm hng r rdng t hr tn, nd th wrld wuld hng rdng t tht. fr vnt tht uld nt b n t, t hnt rhd th l t bu t tll hnng n hr d f th wrld bu t nt t nfrmd futur, thu t nt bl t t fr nw, m nn

ht ndd burd. thr n rf fr th?

t wuld b ftr f u w hr drtl, but dnt knw whn h wll r. t ut tht h uull r whrvr urrntl hn t b. t du t th nntn tht uld rmmbr th ntnt f th gm rvul.

uun rubbd th r n btwn h whl thnkng but mthng dl.

ftrwrd, h t th bt-zd nk nd hwd n t t rfrh th ugr ntnt f h brn.

Whr d u lv rght nw, Fudu-n?

t n tml rtmnt t untr1.

Fumu. thr n vlbl rm?

Y. nghbr rm tll n, t m.

ht nvnnt thn.

t Nt nwr, uun nddd f h flt mthng.

drnk h ff thn, f hd lrd ddd, h d

wll t n tht rtmnt fr whl. f lr m, nvr mnd th tm, ut ll m.

h? ut tht k? D u hv th tm fr t?

ndd dnt hv tht muh fr tm. ut mr thn tht, f dnt lv th mtr, wnt b bl t lm dwn. wn rtn lwl hngd utd m ntrl. t t r t lv t ln.

, Nt thught.

Frm uun V tht w ndd r.

t w lk rtrt u drw uddnl trtd mvng b tlf.

un undrtndng f th truth mght b vn trngr thn Nt.

nd th d t hw uun rf m rlr thn th td.

m d d ftr ufull mkng (?) wth Vrnll.

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d bfr wntr vtn, rturnd t m rvu wrld rtmnt bfr knw t.

h ntd m tn, Fudu Nt ( n th thr d) lwl wk u frm h futn.

uh, u m.

Y. m gn.

ut t w uh hrrbl f, vn f t mlf.

w d t, t w lk h w lrd zmb.

kn w l t th rth lr, h hk nk dl nd th r rund h wr hllw.

h blk mrk blw h wr thk nd lkd hrd bn.

t md lk h ddnt hv muh tm lft.

Nt () lwl tk h mrthn, thn lld mn.

lr, ll ll nthr rn hr. t trublm t tll ur rltnh bu h mght thnk wr lk dgutng trnvtt, w mut hd ur nntn. Dnt nthng unnr.

h t k t brng n utdr n?

nt n utdr. n f th ldng rtr f un n nk

t m Nt () wuld hv t ntt th gm mkr t m nt.

Yu ur r ggrv dt bng m.

f t w th gm rtr, thn td, t w t fnd ut th nntn btwn th d nd th thr d.

f u tull thught but t, bng rnrntd nt th gm wrld w wrd.

un n nk w ut lltn f tur nd llutrtn, wll und nd rgrm md n dt. hr wr l bttl n fft nd thr tuff.

nw, tht w nt nugh t frm wrld.

wht w th wrld urrntl lvd n?

W t wrld mlr t gm?

r w t tht th thr d td frt, thn th gm w md rdng t tht?

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ndrng hw th gm ntnt hngd rdng t m tn, w lnng twrd th lttr.

h, h m.

Frm th thr d f th dr, mn ftt hd.

Nt () hrd th nd wnt lr. lkd utd thrugh th hl bfr nng th dr.

hn, gl-wrng blk-hrd gu n h thrt (n, frt?) m n.

~ ~ tht th gm rtr.

Whn h w m, h turnd wd nd h frz n th t.

nt blv t. h rll hr

rr ll, m lr.

Lt hng grtng fr nw.

n h w th gm rtr, h uld b ndrd gd frm m wrld.

rh h uld dtr th wrld rdng t h md, t wuldnt b gd t nt h ngr.

t w bttr t b frndl nw.

-h n t mt u. m uun rut. Fr nw, m rt ldr f un n nk.

Fumu fumu, uun-n.

, rmmbr t.

hn wht d w tlk but nw?

t bvu. but th nntn btwn tht d f th wrld nd th d f th wrld, nd th nntn t th gm wll. Whnvr u tk tn thr, th wrld trtd th hng f t w lk tht n th frt l w wnt t knw but tht mtr.

qutn w nwrd b Nt () f t w th mt bvu thng t .

h mtr, wuld uun-n vr thr knw but t?

N-N dnt knw but t. vr mmbr f th rtr tm t fr m ddnt vn nt tht th ntnt hd hngd. vrn rgnzd th hng f tht w th frm th vr bgnnng.

td uun-n t knw mthng but tht, but th nwr w gt w nthng rlbl.

t md tht h, t, ddnt knw nthng but th mtru hng.

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f th rn wh uld b lld th thr d gd l ddnt knw, tull hd n thr lu.

Y. ut td, th k t lvng th mtr l n un n nk, thnk. ht wh, whl t mght b lt, lt rnlz th gm frm th vr bgnnng. b w n fnd hnt thr.

Nt () wrd rmtd uun-n t nd, nd wnt wth th flw nd nddd wll.

n uun-n w hr, w mght b bl t hr but th bhnd th n rdutn, th blt f hnt bng unvrd w nt zr.

t Nt () urgng, uun-n bgn t ln

un n nk t ffl nm w un n nk ~Fr dut trn~. t w rdud 4 r g, nd h ld rund 420,000 b nw. h rdutn mn ttm Gm rdutn rt. h rtr tm ntd f 6 l, nd t bm ur mn numbr n ht rdut. h qul nd n-ff whr th ulr hrtr, r, wuld tr th mn hrtr bng lnnd, but t urrntl nt rgrng.

Wh t nt rgrng?

h wrtr wh rnbl fr th rt vr lw. Rll tht rn ddnt nd th rt n mttr hw lng t tk. h wh nt wrtr wh lk rfnlm r ut

h qul f un n nk hd bn rumrd t m ut fr whl nw, t fw r d lrd nd nthng m ut f t.

h rn w th nr wrtr, t md.

Wll, thr nthng t wrk n f thr n rt.

ut Nt Wrtr?

Wht knd f rn w rnbl fr th rt?

tull l dnt knw muh but thm. nvr mt th rn drtl ftr ll t th -lld mkd wrtr. W dd tlk thrugh th ntrnt, but dnt vn knw wht th rn lk lk.

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Yu ddnt mt drtl? vn thugh bth f u r fllw rdur?

un n nk w rgnll ulr nvl tht wn n ntt. h ntt wrdd gurnt t rlz n t f bg h rz. nd fr th tht wn th gm tgr wrd, th l turnd tht nt gm nd th nvl tht wn tht tgr w un n nk. h wrtr hd th n nm f Fr turtl ut u wth th ndtn f nvr mtng f t f nd nl tlkng nln Wll t nt rr fr tht t hn n th wrld. dd tr t nvt th rn t ml, but th nwr w lw N. ht wh th nr wrtr nt mmbr f ur mn.

fl lk undrtnd wht uun-n w ng.

n thr wrd, th wrtr w nv wrtr wh mngd t grb hn t r u.

n w, h r h w th rl rtr. W mrl ddd tur nd mu t th ntn tht rn wrt. h n wh drw th hrtr nthr llutrtr, but th n wh ddd thr tht w tht rn.

hn, lt k tht rn. Whr d tht rn lv nd wht tht rn nm? Yu mut knw thr rl nm, rght?

Y. Whn ndng ml f th mltd gm, w ndd t knw thr ddr nd rl nm ftr ll. hr n rblm thr. knw tht rrl. hr rl nm huld b b

uun-n tlkd nl untl tht nt, thn hld h wn hd.

trd t rmmbr t fr m tm, thn h r frm h t wth trubld rn n h f.

rr, frgt.

, th rn k?

Wll, t mght nt b nr t rmmbr th rl nm f th rn wh wnt vn n ml (nd tlkd nln luvl ung hndl), but h uldnt vn rmmbr tht rrl.

h gt m wrrd nw.