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t hd bn lng tm n h frt flt tht h w mwht twtd mrd t thr.

Fudu Nt, frm hldhd, w lrd brkn mwhr.

Wht tl w wrd nd twtd but hm? t w dffult t ut t nt wrd.

t wnt nthng tht uld b nntd lrl, nd h lkd nrml n th utdt vr lt, fr th lf h hd lvd.

t wnt lk h lkd r hd t muh mtn thr. wnt gd rn, but h w l nt rmnl.

ddnt brk th lw, but h dd ndr th mrt f dng bfr.

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nvd th wh wr mr bld thn hm, but l flt urr lkng dwn n l wh wr nt rvlgd hmlf.

w rn u uld fnd vrwhr: nrml but lghtl twtd nd nt rll ndrd gd rn but tll th t f rn u uld fnd vrwhr.

lkd drk nd ru n th urf whl h thught f mn funn thng nd but t nt wrd thng. n th urrnt gnrtn, thr wr mr l thn u uld unt wh td lk rggrt nd Nt nk1.

t vr lt, h hd n uh bnrmlt tht w rnt f u wnt b frt mrn.

t wnt lk h hd hbb f trturng nt nd mll nml, but ntd h hd mmn hbb n th mdrn wrld, whh wr wthng frgn mv nd mmrng hmlf n ftn.

m m ndr tht wrd, but t w tll wthn th nrml f wrdn.

t w mrl th lvl f h mght b wrd rn, but uh rn td vrwhr.

ut h rll w twtd mwhr.

Fr ml, thr w th ntn n h hldhd

n th w t hl, h w lum f flh n th trt, whh w tull t tht w ht b r, rwld n th rd.

frnd wr trrfd nd trd nt t lk t t drtl.

wvr, Nt ddnt fl n fr r dgut. Nt vn whn h lkd drtl t t.

dd fl bd fr th t nd l flt lght ntmt fr th drvr wh rn vr t.

n th nd, h ddnt mthng tht thr hd.

Fr ml whn h w n mddl hl

hd n fml lmt wh w nt t n fult whtvr, h ut hnd t th mn , thn h ndd u bng bulld b ml lmt.

t w m numbr f b gnt ut n grl wh th trtd t fr thr ntrtnmnt.

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h bt hr u mnngll, md hr r, nd l rrdd vd f hr n uh tful tt ung thr llhn

dd fl dgutd b t nd, gng b h wn mrl m, h flt tht t w wrng.

h bulld thm bk.

t wnt lk Nt hmlf w bulld nd h wnt rtulrl l wth th grl thr.

n th bgnnng, h trd t trt th bull gru frnd n th urf.

ut h uldnt tnd th dgutng ght tht w rtd vr d, h trd t hng t nt mthng tht w tbl fr hm.

Frt, h trd t nvn th gru ldr but t w n gd, Nt ht hm.

f ur th bull fught bk, but Nt wnt fzd n th lghtt.

t wnt lk h hd n n f n. t hurt lt, but h tll kt h ft n frnt f hm t r tw wht h hd tkn.

Whthr t w brk tm, n th mddl f l, r durng th mmut t hl, lng Nt w hm, h wuld ht hm. vr nd vr, h wuld k httng hm untl h rd.

vn f th thr ldd hm, r whthr h rnt wr lld nd gv rmn wll, th m rutn rtd.

ht kt hnng untl th thr d n lngr m t hl thn h ntnud gn twrd dffrnt bull.

h, th fun

, nw uld undrtnd wh tht bull gru dd ll th dgutng t.

h w fun. t vr fun. t ddtng.

gnt th wkr thn m, httng thr whl flng lk hr f ut w vr lnt rn.

f n lkd t th whl tutn btvl, Nt w frghtnng durng th tm.

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ut t th m tm, Nt hrt tll funtnd nrmll.

Whl httng nd bng ht, h flt lk h w n dthd ln, f h w nl dng gm mmntr, trng t tlk wth thr l h uldnt , ll th whl flng dlghtd nd.

k, lr Nt dd full wr ttk! t w ur fftv!

h, h rvd untr-ttk! mght b n nh!

ut h wnt bk dwn! nd gtn unh hr! dd t h mngd t vrm h lw ur nd ht th trgt!

k unh !

! t ! lr Nt dd t!

RN!

f n wr t ut wht h thught nt wrd, t wuld b lk tht.

vn h w thrut nt uh tutn lk fghtng wth thr l, h tll thught th w nrmll tht t bm wrd.

t w th m whn h ld gm r rd mng wth h r h w tll th brght nd lnt Fudu Nt.

Durng th tm h dd ll tht, h flt nthr ngr nr htrd.

mtm h flt rmrful fr hmlf r flt lk bng drunk n th flng, nd thr tm h hd th rn f mrful ml.

ftr h bulld ll th bull gru t th nt tht th n lngr m t hl, h rhd th frt bulld grl f h w hr vr.

t lrd k. h wh bulld u wr lrd lnd.

h d tht, h thught thng lk tht wuld r flg, r tht t wuld b trublng f h trtd t gt ttrtd t hmth nrml t bnrml thught.

N dnt m lr! t r!

ut wht wtd hm w rtn.

h lkd rund n vrthng w vr, th gz tht lkd un hm wr full f fr.

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h thr wh n trtd hm nrmll nw lkd t hm ldl, f h w rblm hld, nd ltr h fml wuld lk t hm lk h w trh.

w undd frm hl fr m tm nd, t n nt, h tn wr l fturd n V nw.

t w n bvu rult vrn but fl knw t.

hd rvul rd bdl wrttn un n nk fnf. h rtgnt thr w lk bt dwn th bull bm ulr! but rlt wnt nthng lk tht.

h knd f wrd l nl ndd u bng htd.

h rv bhng frm l rund thm, gt gd rund, nd thn Nt thught

h . ullng w bd thng ftr ll. Ww, th mthng. n bulld th bull, nw bm th bull ntd. t bvu tht m tn r htd. h, v dn t. nd t rflt n th rul.

hm wh tll tlkd nrmll f nthng hnd, hw dd thr l nw rv hm?

f ur h dd fl d bng trtd ldl b frnd, thr, nd fml. ut n h knw t uldnt b hld, h n lngr mndd t.

vn , whl lkng t th urrundng rtn, h fnll rlzd h mhw bm wrd.

h m t undrtnd t thn, but ll th whl tll bng lght-hrtd uul.

h, . w tht knd f rn th -lld um, gu.

Wll, um uld u h um w t mld wth h urrundng nd lv nrmll.

t k, n rblm.

Yu uld d t f u wrk hrd.

h thng h lkd w n f rlt.

lw mhw hd fbl n f rlt, f h wn bd w gm hrtr h w mnultng.

ut lk gmng, f thr w vr bd gu, t w bvu fr tht gu t b htd b thr.

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dd fl dgutd b th unluk nd d dvlmnt tht th hrtr wnt thrugh, nd t wnt wrd t thnk tht h wntd t d mthng but t.

hr, th rn wh w brndd th bd gu b th gm nd htd b vrn lk wht rul rn n th unvr, thn th nt d th lr ntrlld thr rtgnt t mnngll kll trvlr, tl nd run frm h, dtr buldng rund hm, bll dng muh umm t whl hvng fun nd lughng gddl. f t w lk th, vn th bd gu frm trd wuld lk mrtvl dnt.

t wnt wrd thng t d, nd nthr w h nn dtrd.

t wnt lk th d rn uddnl nurd tw trm rnlt. t w ll nrml.

u t w nt rlt.

Wthn ftnl wrld, th nl trd t hv muh fun tht w rmbl wthn tht wrld rul.

ut f u brught tht knd f bhvr t th rl wrld, t w lrl ut f l.

Fudu Nt w tht t f rn.

lw w th wrld n thrd rn nt f vw, nd h wuldnt vn trt hmlf h wn lf, but lk mbd rt ntd.

f h hmlf w l hrtr wthn gm.

nd n wh ntrlld t w th thr hm wh w ut thr mwhr.

t w rlt, t t th m tm t nt. w lvng n uh bzrr mndt.

w wr f h wn unuul tndn h rhd dulthd, nd h trtd rtrnng hmlf.

ht wh, h h w f lf whrn h wuldnt b nvlvd wth thr humn muh bl, nd h bm Wb Wrtr tht uld wrk ln t h wn hm.

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h rlt nd hbb l n th ftnl wrld, h ddnt undrtnd th grvt f h wn dth, thnkng wll uh lf nd vn nng t nwhl, h trul mmrd hmlf nt th vnt wthn th gm nd flt burdnd.

lr nd Nt wr th m t thr r.

th f thm wr twtd n m w r nthr.

h wr ru but th wrdt thng. Whl th thng th huld b ru but wr trtd thr l bun.

ut Nt hd ntd tht lr trtd t hng.

rh t w du t th ft tht thr bd wr dffrnt, r bu th wrrd but dffrnt mttr.

Whl lr nd hmlf hd th m rt, lttl b lttl h hd trtd t dvrg frm Nt.

t w urrntl ut ultn. hr w n rf.

ut h dd hv m ttn fr t.

f t w n th thr d f th wrld rh, vn h uld hng.

rh h uld hw h hngd.

h rd uh ttn fr h thr lf wh lt w frm hm, Fudu Nt tk tn.

ftr ng thrugh fw t n th trn, Nt rrvd t th ddr wrttn n th bk f th gm kg.

u t w th mn tht ld uh gm, h thught t wuld b bggr, but t m t b mll mn tht mrl ud tn f mult-tnnt buldng.

hr wr gn tthd nt t th buldng, nd thr h w th nm f th gm mn.

t w ltd n th 5th flr.

Nt mmdtl ntrd th buldng nd wnt t th 5th flr ung th lvtr.

fund th mn h ught, thn mmdtl kd th rtnt.

Gd ftrnn. Wht n d fr u?

m Frln Wrtr Fudu wh md n ntmnt n th hn. uun-n hr?

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h, . l wt mmnt uun-n! h rn wh kd t mt u h rrvd!

h rtnt drtd m lght un twrd Nt rn, but utwrdl h w tll rfnl.

h ddnt r but t t dl, nd lld fr th mn nd th mn.

fr Nt m hr, h dd mk n ntmnt, but th uun-n w th rt Ldr f un n nk.

Nrmll, thr n w rn f hgh ttur wuld ttnd t mll-tm wb wrtr, but whl tlkng n th hn, Nt mngd t bt th mn wth fw wrd.

nd th wrd wr lr, 102.

ht ln mght b t vgu fr mt, but 102 w th rgnl lr wght.

lr, wh w rt f Nt rnrntd ul, nl wghd 44 kg, nn wh kd wuld nwr wth tht numbr ntd.

f nn d, lr 102 kg zz, fn wuld bt tht rn u.

n thr wrd, t w d tht wuldnt nt rtn f th ddnt knw th gm rr t t hng.

h n wh ught th d (bt) w mn lld uun.

Wthut dubt, h knw.

n h w lrd ur f th, Nt lt ut frl ml.