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Wll, t hd bm mthng tht uldnt undrtnd.

t trn untd dlrtn tht m th Wth, vn w rndrd hl.

w hd t dvld lk tht? t w f, ftr u gt thrugh n lrtn tunnl, ur vhl gt ht b n ttk frm bhnd whh blw u ut ff ur lk n rbt. t mltl burd th thught r tht ld t uh wld nlun.

n th frt l, thr w n w tht th nt nd th Wth uld b th m g.

h nt brth nl urrd whn th wrld rgnzd th rvu nt dth r whn th rvu nt turnd nt Wth. mk tutn bl wuld b fr th rvu nt t dft th Wth rght ftr h w brn, nd mmdtl turn nt Wth rght ftr. thrw, thr w n w fr th nt nd Wth t b brn th m g.

vn wthut bng wr f uh hddn dtl, th knwldg tht th nt wuld b brn ftr th Wth rd w nludd n th dm urrulum. ll f th tudnt wuld knw tht wth lttl thnkng.

( th w, whl thr wr nugh tudnt ttbk fr th whl tudnt bd, th wr nt rrntd lk n th mdrn wrld but lnd b th dm t urrnt tudnt f h rtv grd ntd. th dvnd, th rturnd th bk t th dm nd tk nt r ttbk. t w rttn tm. th bk wr qut drt.)

n ddtn, th urrnt gnrtn Wth hd lrd bn rdung Dmn n bfr hd lf-wrn whh wuld mn trn lrd rdud Dmn ll vr th wrld nd w rdng vl t tht tm.

N mttr hw rmt trn brth vllg w, fr f th Wth mut hv bn nvd t thm thrugh rumr.

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h ft tht uh rumr td mnt thr w Wth t rd fr. n, n th frt l, h hd bn hld t th tm, hr mundrtndng w nvld.

ut vn f t w ut mundrtndng, tht ntn w dngru.

n th wrld, th Wth w vrn th mmn nm. Rgrdl f whthr r nt t w l, f n lmd t b th Wth, l f th tngu mght tll gt u utd n th t wth n rght t mln.

Wth, u !? lr-m, tnd bk!

trn-kun. uh ttmnt whl t mbl t bgn wth, t nt funn vn k.

! Ll nd rvrtd Gl trd 1 hv ntrd ttl d!

mmdtl gt n frnt f th tw t t thm nd lkd t trn.

r wr t ur w nd uld nl fr n thm.

rul, hw dd t m t th

Wt, trn-n! fr u bng Wth thr n w tht th , rght!?

ht rght! n th frt l, Fr-n l ught u, lng wth u! nd th lmt klld u thr!

Fr nd b drtl trd t nvn trn.

hr wrd wr utfd.

f n thught but t lml, t wuld b lr t nn tht thr w n w tht trn uld b th Wth.

ut n frnt f th tw, trn tk ut knf nd grd th bld hrd.

ld ddnt m ut.

vrn wh wtnd tht frz.

n w hld, v nvr gttn hurt.

h thn tld hr tr.

h, th w rul nt gd.

trn ttmnt tht m th Wth, hd ut gnd mr rdblt.

h truth w tull th t, but th md vrn hr thnk tht t mght b rl blt.

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d rvul d tht th nt uld tk dmg frm lf-hrm rgrdl, thr w mthd t rvnt th dmg frm ng thrugh.

h nt uld gt hurt b lf-hrm f th tn rrd th nt wr. n tht , t wuld b fftv gnt th nt.

f t ddnt rr th nt wr, h wuldnt gt wundd.

Unlk th knf frm rlr, f h lhd hr lft hnd wth hr rght hnd, hr hnd wuld b wundd.

h lhng mtn wuld rr mnuul rt f th wr f th nt.

ut f h nl grd th bld wth n hnd thr wuldnt b n dmg.

h nt wr w l rndrd nfftv b thr thng, lk fr fll frm lff r hngng n wn nk.

n th wuld b mbl wthut th wr f thr th Wth r th nt, rght?

Y. ht rght.

nd th nt lrd t. vrn n tht lr-m nt th Wth. n t thn n nl b th Wth

h, uld fnll undrtnd t.

; tht hw hr thnkng g.

trn ddnt thnk, u hv nt wr, lr mut b fk! ntd, h thught, n th nt lrd t, n nl b th Wth.

Nw knw tht t w ml thught, but td, hr ln f thught w nt lf-ntrd mn wr.

f wr hr, wuld dubt lr frt nd frmt. u w th t f rn wh dubtd rthr thn blvd thr.

ut h w dffrnt, h blvd bfr dubtng m, nd thu m t uh rdulu nlun.

u h w uh gd rn (unlk m) h fll nt uh mundrtndng.

ut uldnt rl nw. t th rt, trn wuld b brndd th Wth.

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hr w n w h wuld d ut b umng ff lff. ut f th mundrtndng wnt n, thr wuld b wrldwd rdr t hunt dwn nd l th Wth trn.

t w ml t t t frm hnng.

r nm wuld b lrd f nfd m dntt.

ut f tht hnd, wuld g trght t th utn grund. nd wthut m fk nt lf t t hr, n ftr m dth, th Wth wuld b dlghtd t kll trn.

n thr wrd, t w bd fr m t b dvrd rght nw.

ut f th wnt n, trn wuld b brndd th Wth vn thugh h w th Rl nt.

huld dmt t?

Dmn, huld rll dmt t?

f nfd nw, th lt wuld nvtbl hng.

u t w bd fr m t b utd nw, wuld hv t nd d n th run. h dffult lvl wuld b rnkd u t Vr rd.

ut mrd t hvng trn brndd th Wth

hr w n h wuld hv t nf nw

trn. Yu r mundrtndng thng. Yu r

tld u nt t m l!

t hnd w but t nf.

h gttd trn drw furthr bk. h td n l wthut ftng nd fll.

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trn w tunnd nd rd ut n uh tud v.

t w n gd! d rtd lt n t w t uddn!

mmdtl ud flng mg t h ftr th fllng trn.

Yt nthr untd thng hnd.

Fr m rn, Vrnll fllwd m, umng vr ftr dd.

Y!

Yu mght hv bn tng ut f rfl t v th hrn.

knw tht. knw t vr wll!

ut thr w n w fr u, wh w unbl t fl, t b f n hl n uh tutn!

grbbd Vrnll rm h fll t m n n.

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ut td, th uddn tn md m brk m tn. rnfrmnt mg w nt dld nugh t hndl uh uddn rur ddtn, gt drggd nd tumbld.

Yur t hv, fl! w muh h ur wght nrd!?

Yur hv n ll u dd mul trnng!

rtrudng rk l bnd. f t wnt vn Vrnll, wh w rttd b drk wr, wuld nd u grtl nurd.

Vrnll w nt th Wth. ut hd th Wth wr nd hm, h wuld b wundd nrmll.

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W mngd t vd th rk mhw, but th uddn urv brk ur bln nd w dv nt th n.

Ugh, t lt.

Wthut h thught, h bd mvd.

Vrnll w hntl unbl t k u wth th dvlmnt f vnt ftr trn lmd tht h w th Wth.

thught t w w t fr-fthd, nd vn ftr h thught bk h uld nl thnk tht t w mbl.

hu, Vrnll nl thught trn hd bn t nfud nd rrvd t wrd nlun.

ut t w tru h hd md dngru ttmnt, t wuldv bn bttr t lm hr dwn frt.

ut thng ddnt dvl lwl h hd td, wth trn umng ff th lff nd lr flng ftr hr.

ftr tht h ddnt rmmbr muh.

ut, bfr h knw t, h w l fllng frm th lff.

bd mut hv rtd wthut thnkng.

f h thught but t lml, thr w n nd t hv tkn uh n tn.

ftr ll, lr uld fl.

n ddtn, n h w th nt, h wuldnt uffr rth vn f h fll nrmll.

hn wht h dd w kn t mmttng ud, mr lk bggg thn hlful t lr.

h m uh fl.

h thught tht, Vrnll nk nt th nd lt nun.

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Whn h wk, h fund h hd bn lng nd v mwhr.

h lkd t th d, h uld th lng f f n unnu trn.

hn h ntd lght tht llumntd th v.

h lght fltd bv whl t mntnd rtn wrmth, nd t rvd ubttut fr.

h, ur wk?

nd h lkd twrd lr ml tht w llumntd b th lght, Vrnll wknd n n ntnt.

td u wth d tht urrd hmlf. w fnll wr tht, nt nl hd h bm unnr bggg t lr, h hd ndd u hlng hm ntd.

flt mrbl th rn h whd t rtt h rttd hm ntd. nd t hd lrd hnd thr. 3

h dbt h wd hr ut kt grwng bggr.

w urrd. Yu umd dwn uddnl, ftr ll.

, m rr t ut hnd bfr knw t

ll l m t t n t w fr ur ru frnd. ut wht u dd rlr w mr rkln thn brvr

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ut, t ntntl d tht fr ur frnd rwrth. Yu mutnt frgt uh rt, but rmmbr t r fr urlf wll.

t lr wrd, th frt thught tht m t h mnd w, Wrng.

Vrnll ddnt d t t hl h frnd trn.

Whl t tru trn w n rrlbl nd mrtnt frnd, h w mr lk fml mmbr wh hd bn rd n th m vllg.

Whn h ndd u ln du t th wr h hd, tht vllg w th l tht td m. nd f th vllgr, trn w lt t hm.

dd thnk h w lvbl nd h wntd t rtt hr. ht muh w nt l.

Yt th mmnt trn umd dwn Vrnll td mvng n rfl.

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t wnt tht h hd bndnd hr ut f rult. t w mr du t lm mnt tht h wuldnt b hurt, t w lrght.

vn f h hd umd ut, hd md th wrng udgmnt n t hd nl ndll nrd th numbr f l wh hd flln. t wuld hv bn bttr t rh trn dwn blw lng wth vrn l.

Yt whn h w lr fl vr, h ddnt vn thnk f tht.

d lrd run nd umd dwn bfr h ntd.

vn thugh h ddnt nd h hl, vn l thn trn.

h . trul, twrd th rn

wllwd th wrd tht hd bn but t m ut nd ht h ht wth h lnhd ft.

h wrnt th wrd tht wr ud t b kn nw.

Wrd f fftn frm th unmlhd rn wuld nl trubl hr.

hu, h rrd h flng nd d mthng dffrnt ntd.

lr-m. w thnkng rh trn th m m?

h m u tht rght! ht mght b bl!

Y. t whl nt t th nt f nvr gttng wundd, t hrd fr m t gt nurd. vn whn w bndnd b m wn fml nd bnhd frm ur vllg, nrml humn wuld hv bn lng dd, t tll lvd n, th wr kt m lv. Rgrdl f hw hungr r thrt w, w unbl t mt m dth.

h Wth nd th nt uld nl b wundd b bth f thr rtv wr. ht hrtrt w lmtd t th Wth nd th nt.

Yt, n tn td hr.

t w nn thr thn Vrnll.

Vrnll w nthr th nt nr th Wth. bvul, n h w ml n th frt l.

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Yt h d wr nd hrtrt l t tht f th Wth.

trn mght b th m m, Vrnll hd thught.

nd lr md t fnd n nwr n th wrd.

ndd tht wuld ln t. n tht , t wuldnt b dd fr trn-n t hv m wth-lk hrtrt dt nt bng th Wth

lr-m dd trn hv hrd tm ntrllng hr wn wr td? ut lk m bk thn, Vrnll kd lr nul.

h w ut lk hmlf bfr mtng lr. wr hd gn brrk nd h w unbl t ntrl t, h hd t lv lf f wndrng.

ht wh h w wrrd tht trn mght b th m hm.

ut ftr lr hd brvd trn, h lntl hk hr hd.

N, ddnt n gn f wr gn brrk. h rll wnt b hurt b nthng. t w ut r f ndn, whh md hr thnk vrthng w hr fult

, m gld

Vrnll flt rlvd nd lr l mld.

Vrnll lkd w frm tht ml.

w wr tht h f hd grwn ht. f w dfntl rd rght nw.

hd h uld mk t m lk th lght fult.

Wll lt g bk. vrn rbbl wrrd rght nw. ftr trn-n wk, w wll tll hr wht w dud.

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lr rd gng bk u, nd Vrnll grd.

ut t tht mmnt, h w mthng wrd.

lr unfrm w lghtl trn n th rm r nd thr w th ln f wund.

lr-m? ht rm

rm? Wht but m rm?

rr thr wund

lr lkd t hr rm n wndr nd tuhd t.

nd b th mmnt h tk hr hnd w, thr w th uul unblmhd wht kn f hr rm.

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ntd, thr w rd trng n hr rm.

h, t m tht thrd gt tuk. rh t hnd whn w fll.

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t turnd ut thr w rd thrd tuk n lr rm.

Wht n mbrrng mtk.

f n thught lml but t, thr w n w tht lr uld b wundd n th frt l.

ut f h hd trul bn lm, h wuld hv ntd.

Vrnll unfrm w lrd blk nd blu.

trn unfrm w wht nd grn.

lr wr mlr unfrm t trn.

Nthng n th l ud rd lth.

hn whr dd th thrd m frm?

Vrnll hd nt t ntd th trngn f t.

Y, nt t