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r m! r m! m gnu!

h mg fr hlng u gu th!

hm? mthng fl wrng hr?

dvrtmnt

vng hgh tnn nd whl tng hlng mg rund, w mmrd n n f mlhmnt fr hvng ufull vrm th vnt fl.

h Dmn Rmg vnt w qukl urd. Whl thr r wundd l, th vnt ld t urtn wth n dth.

uld hl nn lng thr nt dd. Ww, m rd f m wn tlnt.

hr r thng tht m t undrtnd ftr bm lr, n f whh tht h rul buggd hrtr.1

Wll, kng n mt trm, bu h hrtr ur ud t fght ltr n th tr rgnll, thr n h but t rnk u hr tt. wvr wth hr rnlt, thr n w th hrtr wuld hv ut n n ffrt t lh hr tlnt, t h ftn bn d tht h wrttn n dt um wh wtd hr Gd-gvn tlnt b lvng t t rt fr th k f bln.

Wll, thnk t tht m nw nng muu l2, m nt mlnng but tht.

ftr Rn m Fr Wthr

ur mv, ung rndm frgn rvrb m kll nm bu t und l! rt 3!

tvtd m mg, rtl f lght turnd nt mthng lk rn, hlng th tudnt wund.

t t muh f bthr t hl thm n b n. hr g n r hl. !

Wht f th dnt fft th wthn th buldng? N wrr. h rn-lk hlng mg, nt tull rn tlf. t thrugh ld bt.

h wkn tht th ll fft vrn wthn th r. h wundd r hld, whl th wh r unnurd wll bm nrgt fr th rt f th d.

h wh wr unnurd wll b hrtv fr th rt f th d, but lt gnr tht rt.

k, t vr, rvrtd Gl trd. hr huldnt b n wundd lft but, d th hk urlf.

dvrtmnt

t t trublm, wnt d t. h rt f th thr b. k?

Y! Lv t t m, h nt! vn h, hw mzng t trul wrk f mrl

rl, huh. bd, t nt mrl, ut th wrk f vrwhlmng mg.

Wll, thr n nd t dtr uh drm, wnt nthng.

lrght, nw bk t th lrm nd d th uul tk f wthng trn-hn.

ut rntl, trn m t fl mthng bd frm m tn, h m t b ntv twrd m gz.

b t bu lkd t hr butt t muh

b h fl dgutd b tht. n undrtnd.

u ftn rn uh gz mlf.

ll frm th rvrtd Gl trd.

wll lgz fr lkng t muh ltr.

nd, whr tht trn nw?

mhw h nt nwhr wthn th lrm?

Dd h gt dgutd b m gz tht h rn w?

, Vrb! D u knw whr ur futur wfu ?

trn? Nw tht u mntn t, dnt hr nwhr

, NLVRRRRR!

, d t wrng. VRNLLLLL!

Wh ddnt u lk t hr?! h th l hrn wh rltd t u urrntl!

Wh r u gnrng th mn rn nd lkng lwhr?!

Wht u mn b Nw tht u mntn t

vn thugh u hv n thr nqurbl hrn, wht r u dng!

h, lr-m. w tht trn-n wnt ut rlr.

hr wtn. N!

rmmbr th ut grl.

h grl wth m-lng l blnd hr Fr.

hld hr f n th t, nd h w l n th htg ndnt rlr.

l w hr. Fr m rn h hd drk rn n hr f, nd wnt twrd tht drtn

hn? Wh r u?

dvrtmnt

dnt mmt dud t m mmr, fl.

ht wht d lk t , but fr nw, lt ml rrtl nd rt th nfrmtn h gv.

hnk, b .

hn, tht tru?

Yh h hd ndrng f.

h b nm m t b hn.

mhw h m t b gttng lng wth Vrnll.

Nw tht lk ll, h m t l hv bn nvlvd wth th htg ndnt rlr thnk. b.

th gt lr du bng fllw htg huh.

Lt g ftr hr. m wrrd.

Fr d tht, Vrnll, Fr, nd b td u.

huld m lng wll, gu.

t gt3 ftr ll whn wll u lv? wll mn u t.

f lr-m gng, thn wll m lng t.

h, Ll. Yur rlbl.

h uull bl rn m tull grtful h wll m lng.

f nt-m gng thr n w tht wnt m lng tudnt, t lf-tud rd.

nd rvrtd Gl trd l ddd t m. dnt nd h hl.

ut th rul bd rt.

t k fr th rtgnt (Vrnll) nd n f th hrn (Ll) t m, but th thr r bd.

hr Fr nd b wh wr nt nludd gm hrtr, thr l th d rvrtd Gl trd.

nd ltl, th htd hrtr wh drv t b unhd (lr), m.

t lnu f gg rt.

nd uh gg l h ftr trn, but mb w mvd t lt w ddnt fnd hr.

h w. hr fnt trl f hr mg rtn.

hn thr rvrtd Gl trd wh d uh thng full f nfdn.

h, h bl dt bng rvrt!

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td f tlkr, h blt lzd!

hr w fr nn t b uful rgrdl f wh th r, gu.

m bll ut rndml thrwng mg rund v nvr dn mg trkng.

Uhm h untdl bl rn?

rvrtd Gl trd ld u twrd th lff utd f th dm.

hr rgng undrnth, vn f m bng knd, uld nl tht th wh bult th dm hr hv rw l.

Nh, t b t th ddnt buld th dm rght bv lff, th ut bult t n hgh grund, whh hnd t hv lff nrb.

nd n th dg f lff tht w but t fll trn td bnd th fll rvntn fn.4

rul, wht th grl dng?

ng trn lrl tndng t dngru t, Vrnll nkd nd hutd.

trn! Wht r u dng thr!

rul.

Dnt m!

trn hutd, nd h td lr t th dg f th lff.

ht dngru. ut lttl mr nd h wll um ff.

Wll, trn wnt b dd vn f h umd ff thugh.

lt lm dwn nd k wh trn dng th knd f thng.

hv t dr!

Wht r u tlkng but?!

ltnd t trn nd Vrnll qurrl, trtd t thnk.

Whr w th flg rd?

hv ld ll rut, l rd vr th wlkthrugh g, t nvr w th knd f vnt.

ut th gm t hd vru mn vnt hddn vrwhr, thr w vn f nw rut bng fund ftr 4 r ftr ll.

vn f thr wlkthrugh, t nt gd nugh.

Wh dd th hn? t bu f hw ll Vrnll d mul trnng nd bndnd trn?

dvrtmnt

t t ll, m fult! Fr-n turnng wrd th knd f urr t bu m hr!

m?

h ng mthng wrd.

Fr-n bm wrd bu f hr?

rr, dnt gt wht ur ng. dnt knw wht md u thnk f tht.

Fr-n w mnultd b th Wth, dfntl d tht.

h Dmn Rmg w l bu f th Wth. t h nthng t d wth trn.

Fr nw, lt mk hr lm dwn frt.

t rtt rnt tht h urrntl nfud.

lm dwn. Yu r nfud rght nw. m vr hr, thn

Dnt m!

trd t lm hr, t h gt vn mr gttd ntd.

h rtn t ll m fult?

m gz tht dgutng?! gu t tht bd t lk t hr butt.

Yu dnt hv t hd t, lr-m knw vrthng

Gku!

N, n gd dd gt rvld bng fk nt?!

Dd h fnd ut tht hd muh um nd m tht t w nugh t brk wrld rrd?!

Wll, t bl. u h th rl nt, vn f ddnt gt hurt bk thn, h mght nt m th rl n! h fk!

r t du t m lkng t hr butt?

Y, ur mtkn!

t ut th wrk f ntnt

t ut tht, u hv n butt lk thnkng

, w, wwww

N wt.

Wh tht nntd t hr ttmt t mmt ud?

vn f fll hr, wnt d bu m th rl nt nd h fk! h trng t rv tht?

Fuh fl.

t tht trn. ht ur fftv gnt m.

dnt knw wht ur tlkng but. Fr nw, t lm

Y, tht rght thr n w u gt hw fl

dvrtmnt

m mb rll dnt undrtnd.

Fr hr, h hrlf th nt, whl thr n mtr wh nmd hrlf n

t -lld dntt thft vtm, wth m th ut.

ut t nt m fult t hnd. hr n dt lld th rht tht md u u durng ur bb rd, ll f t h fult.

ht wh m nt wrng. m nt wrng!

r thught, bu n th nt mmnt, h d bmb-lk ttmnt.

nt lk u, thr n w u wuld undrtnd th flng f Wth lk m!

hm , ur Wth

Nw tht urrng. ut t nt lk wntd t b Fk nt

uh? Wth? Nt nt?

h rght nw, d h Wth?

m rr, wht dd u gn?