Chapter 405: Cleaning up the Aftermath
"Fuck, why didn't I use a bedsheet cover?"
As Xiaoyun created several rolls of paper to soak up all the water on the floor, he couldn't think of a solution to clean up the sofa.
It was far too late for some of the stain, not to mention it had already seeped inside the sofa, creating a fishy smell.
With no other choice, he lifted half of the sofa and walked through the kitchen before throwing it into the backyard.
Adding some wooden logs onto it, Xiaoyun lit it up with a lighter before stepping back to the porch.
Next, he headed back inside to remove every single sofa's remaining part before throwing it to the massive fire in the backyard.
"I probably should call them about this."
After taking his phone out, Xiaoyun called the police and the fire department to tell them to ignore all calls about the fire in his backyard.
With that sorted, he headed back inside before creating a sponge and a bucket of soap water, wiping the floor and the coffee table.
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Thirty minutes later...
"Finally, I'm done," Xiaoyun murmured as he threw the last bag of trash full of ashes into the trashcan.
As he headed back inside the house, everything was back to the beginning.
The smell was completely gone, with only a lingering vinegar and bleach smell from the drying-up floor.
"Ahem, you three can come back out now," Xiaoyun yelled as he stood in the guest hallway.
Both of the guest doors opened, revealing all three of them walking out with their face with a faint blush.
"You cleaned up everything?" Anna nervously asked, still looking a little disgusted by earlier.
"Yep. The sofa is completely replaced with a brand new one that I just created."
Xiaoyun was reassured as the three of them followed him into the living room.
They looked a little stunned as they stepped inside, unable to believe how clean it looked.
"Ahem, you guys can check out if I left anything. I need to go take a shower now."
Xiaoyun quickly headed upstairs with the dirty clothes before a loud door bang from upstairs.
"How did he clean it so well?" Lily wondered, remembering how many stains were all over the place.
"He just burnt the entire sofa in the backyard. Anna and I saw it outside the window earlier." Kate replied.
"That makes sense..."
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As Xiaoyun headed inside Leyan's bathroom, all seven of the girls were still taking a shower inside.
"What's taking you guys so long? It's almost half an hour now."
Xiaoyun curiously asked as he dropped off all their dirty clothes in the basket.
"You know how hard it is to wash——"
Before Yuqi could finish, both Yueyue and Leyan quickly covered her mouth.
"Wash what?" Xiaoyun asked as he stepped inside the shower before turning on one of the showerheads.
"Mom, let me finish. This dumb idiot would never understand our pain unless we do this to him one day."
Leyan hesitated for a second but eventually signaled Yueyue to let her hands away.
"Xiaoyun, you know how long it takes for us to..."
Yuqi backed down at the last second, her face blushing red as she couldn't continue the whole sentence.
"What?"
With Xiaoyun even more confused, Yuqi only let out a hmph sound before turning back around.
Just as he was about to finish taking a shower, Tianci finally decided to move a little closer to whisper something to him.
"Xiaoyun, we needed to wash our... butthole because of you."
Xiaoyun froze for a second before turning his head over to Tianci in disbelief.
"H-How are you doing that?" Xiaoyun quietly asked.
"We changed the mode in the showerhead and..."
As Tianci changed her showerhead mode into two high-pressure water hoses, he finally realized what Yuqi meant.
"You guys don't have to do that. All of your guy's buttholes are clean to me. I don't really care——"
"We care!"
All six of the girls yelled in unison, looking at Xiaoyun with anger on their faces.
"Okay, sorry... I won't do it next time."
Seeing Xiaoyun looking a little genuinely scared, Tianci and the other six girls suddenly moved to the other side of the shower area.
As they discussed something in secret, Xiaoyun turned the water off as he finally finished taking a shower.
"Xiaoyun, come over." Leyan asked out loud.
Xiaoyun didn't hesitate as he walked straight over to the seven of them despite the bad feeling inside his head.
To his surprise, it wasn't the bad news that he expected.
"Xiaoyun... We still want you to do that, okay?" Yueyue spoke up as they all shyly looked to the ground.
"Do what?"
"Anal sex..." Nami quietly replied.
"What?" Xiaoyun asked again, much louder this time.
"We have you to fuck us in the ass, okay? We didn't mean to scare you away earlier.
It's just that we take a little longer to clean up in the shower, so we hope you don't mind it."
"Oh... Okay. I don't mind it at all. You guys can take as long of a shower as you want."
Seeing Xiaoyun easily changing his mind, they all let out a sigh of relief before letting him leave the bathroom.
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After ten minutes of sitting downstairs in the living room with Kate and the other two, the seven of them finally came downstairs.
All of them were wearing fresh pair of pajamas, and their hair was still soaking wet, with a towel wrapped around it.
"Ahem, sorry about what you had to see earlier. We didn't mean to ruin your day like that."
Leyan apologized first, with the other six following suit.
"It's okay. It's your guy's home. We're just guests." Anna replied, with Kate nodding in agreement.
With the two accepting their apology, Leyan turned her attention over to Lily.
"Um, Lily... Can you forget what you saw earlier?" Leyan shyly asked.
"I-I don't remember seeing anything last night."
"Thank you..."
As the room fell into silence, a hint of baby crying instantly made all four of the girls head upstairs.
When the four came back, all four of the babies were in their arms, being breastfed by their mom.
"I always wonder how your guy's baby is so quiet when they are asleep... How is it possible?" Kate curiously asked.
All four of them pointed over to Xiaoyun, who shrugged in response.
"I got no clue... I guess it's just my genetic?" Xiaoyun attempted to explain, but it only caused Kate to be more curious.
"Did Yuqi, Yueyue, or Nami act out when they were a kid?"
"Yeah, they were the most disruptive troublemakers... Even Xiaoyun, too, when he was here." Leyan replied.
"Huh..."
Kate couldn't come up with a conclusion, but she could feel she was getting somewhere.
"Ahem, I'm going back to sleep. I'm way too sleepy."
Wuli and Shuli both quickly got up from their seats and headed back upstairs before the other five followed suit.
"I'm a little sleepy as well... You three want anything to eat before I go to sleep?" Xiaoyun asked.
"Just dumpling is fine."
Xiaoyun quickly created a plate of dumplings before putting it on the coffee table.
"You guys might need to heat it... I'll probably be back up later in the afternoon."
As Xiaoyun headed upstairs, the three looked at each other in silence before Kate went over to the kitchen to grab three forks.
"Let's just pretend today didn't happen, and we're just eating breakfast right now," Kate suggested as she picked one of the dumping up.
Both Lily and Anna nodded in agreement, picking up the dumpling with their fork as well before eating it.
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When the afternoon came, everyone was already back up and fully rested as they sat in front of the TV.
Everyone was watching the movie that Nami put up, as it was way too hot to do anything outside.
Except for the four babies silently reading the child book before them, flipping it page by page.
All was going peacefully until someone knocked on the door.
"I'll go answer it."
As Xiaoyun slowly opened the door, Yezi was standing outside with Huayi and her daughter in her arms.
"Oh hey, Yezi, what brought you here today?" Xiaoyun curiously asked as he guided the two inside.
"Our AC stopped working... Ahem, you have anywhere to talk in private?"
"Of course."
Xiaoyun guided Yezi to the backyard, and Huayi went over to Leyan and began chattering with each other.
"What's wrong? Is there some sort of emergency?"
"Not exactly... But you might want to see this report."
As Yezi pulled out a pack of documents from inside his jacket, Xiaoyun suddenly had a bad feeling.
"What's inside?" Xiaoyun curiously asked.
"It's very bad news... We might need to ramp up our expansion soon if we want to stand a chance."
With the document in hand, Xiaoyun slowly opened it, only to see something that shocked him to the core.