Theatrical Regression Life

Episode 439

Lee Jae-heon snorted after learning that the Park siblings had been making fun of his nephews.

“How old are you to be fooled by words like that?”

“Uncle, can’t you see their eyes? “Can’t you see I’m serious about that?”

“I’m playing with you, not getting caught, you little kids.”

“Please listen seriously…!”

“Are you seriously not listening to me when they said it was just a joke?”

How bad was Lee Jae-heon’s image among his nephews that they thought he would be captured by high school students? I’ve never thought of this face as being easy-going, but my nephews, who have grown up among cruel people since childhood, seem to think differently.

Anyway, that’s it.

“They come here to rob the kids, but instead they just sit there getting robbed.”

“Isn’t that right?! “Who do you consider a beggar, uncle!”

“If you show up without taking off your school uniform and grab the kids and start a fight, that’s wrong.”

“Wow, this is so ridiculous! and…!”

“It’s not even like they’re kidding me… My uncle told me not to neglect my studies. “How many times have I told you that if you don’t like studying, you should at least read a book to develop your intellectual abilities?”

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…!”

“You guys huh? I don’t go to academy and get tutoring. It’s funny that he came this far to start a fight at that age, but how embarrassing it is to lose. “There’s nothing your uncle can do about your bad temper, but at least you shouldn’t have to carry it around somewhere.”

“Who said someone lost…!”

“If you catch a cat passing by on the street and ask it, it will say you lost.”

Weak things. If you started a fight, shouldn’t you at least get your money’s worth? It was obvious that the one who started the fight first was at fault, but the old manager’s favoritism obscured his view. If we had a fight, we would have won. What are you doing to embarrass the Lee family?

“Ooh, we won?! “She said I was her sister?!”

“sister?”

When Lee Jae-heon turned to Park Da-young, she smiled sweetly. Seeing as she was older than me and referred to me as her sister, it seemed like she immediately understood my nieces’ personalities. The better these kids treat you, the more generous they will be. Right.

I was amazed and looked at Dayoung Park, who was giving me a wink.

‘Did I do well?’

‘Good work.’

‘Hehe?’

Even at the ripe old age of 19, I found that wink to be cute. As expected, Park Da-young was a true image management expert. Next to her, she was looking at Park Da-young as if she couldn’t believe that she was her own blood, but she even just ignored her. It can be said that these people are prepared in advance to live in this difficult world.

Jaeheon Lee smiled faintly and nodded.

“Okay, so you won.”

“Oh, don’t laugh like that! “We really didn’t lose…!”

“Then our Junyoung is always a winner in life.”

“Oh really, don’t make fun of me!”

“Nlrzmlrg~.”

“Ah uncle!!”

Seeing the ‘ah’ added to every word, it seemed like there was no more repertoire to come out of that mouth. This is not a world where everyone bends just because you insist, so when will we learn the principles of life? Your sister’s nephew seems to be making a lot of money. What’s the problem with them?

I was worried and comforted my nephews.

“You must be tired after coming a long way, so go in slowly. “Don’t wander around and get scolded by your dad.”

“Dad was the one who told me about those bastards first!”

“Oh my. “Is this guy doing that shit again?”

“…oh.”

Nephew number 2 shrunk. Nephew number 1 also became solemn.

“…I didn’t say anything.”

“The culprit behind this mess is Lee Jae-hyung.”

“You can’t tell dad what I said, uncle. huh?”

“haha.”

“Samchoon…!”

“ha ha ha.”

In fact, even if he wasn’t so nervous, Lee Jae-hyung would have known that things would turn out this way.

Anyway, I know that ‘Lee Jae-heon’ is not a simple, ignorant youngest member with no ideas. If the nephews, who had no authority to investigate, had followed the students to their residence, I could only assume that Lee Jae-hyung had intervened.

Following Jeong In-ho, are you also touching students? By arousing the jealousy of nieces and nephews who don’t even know anything? Jaeheon Lee inwardly clicked his tongue.

‘It’s not like that nobleman died gracefully either. Are you even using your children for your greed?’

It’s not for Lee Jae-heon to say, but he has accumulated too much karma. That man probably had no intention of clearing up his karma until he died, so it was obvious without even seeing how Jaehyung Lee’s life would end. I don’t know who it will be, but I’ll be stabbing Lee Jae-hyung in the back with a knife at night.

For reference, Jaeheon Lee died before anyone could stab him. What I said to Ha Seong-yoon the other day, ‘The world is telling me to die,’ wasn’t just something I said. I would have to have a more detailed conversation with the possessed person to find out, but it was clear that what was going on was not unusual.

Jaeheon Lee smiled warmly.

“You guys are here… your sister-in-law knows.”

“…Huh Mom? “Mom…”

“You don’t know, but it looks like Lee Jae-hyung was the only one who opened his mouth. “What about the academy?”

“…Pinch hitter….”

“Sounds like pinch hitter. “If someone else studies for you, will your grades go up?”

“Oh, don’t nag me…”

“This is because you didn’t listen to your uncle’s loving advice.”

He also knew Lee Jae-hyung’s wife. She was someone who was captivated by Lee Jae-hyung’s typical bad boy-style face and was fraudulently married to him without knowing his underlying personality. Of course, I know that you have too much of a personality to feel unfair about that, but anyway, I tended to hate my son and daughter being dragged into the affairs of this party.

‘But because of Lee Jae-hyung’s whispering, the children skipped school and went astray?’

Can you really handle that anger?

Lee Jae-heon’s gentle smile made the nephews’ faces gradually turn white.

“…Please save my uncle.”

“You score an own goal and grab someone’s pants leg.”

“Did I get caught? “We filled up all the empty seats at the academy.”

“If you spent all that money to raise your child well, then do what you want, nephews. “I wonder if this could be resolved by inserting a pinch hitter.”

“Why not…?”

“Do you think it will work?”

“You came this far because you thought it would work…?”

“What are they doing that makes them so proud?”

“There’s no way Mom would be this angry. “I finished my homework.”

“In the meantime, you were sincere in some strange ways. “That was well done.”

In the end, after Lee Jae-heon made a phone call to disperse his sister-in-law’s anger, the nephews quietly prepared to return to their home. The faces of the waiting secretaries were white and dead. It was probably because he heard his sister-in-law’s loud voice ringing over Lee Jae-heon’s cell phone.

Thanks to this, out of nowhere, ‘Boss. Do you have any thoughts or not? It’s an important time for them to prepare to go to college, so I wonder if their habits will improve if we just protect them like this every time. You are determined to ruin our children’s lives! Although he received a long series of curses such as ‘You did it!’, he was able to return his nephews in return, so it was a profitable business.

“Uncle Sa. Be careful with them though. Those bastards have their eyes turned…”

“I said it’s okay.”

“I understand that you take care of the children as if you were doing charity work, but then you get hit in the back…”

“Why does Malbon become more unlucky as the days go by?”

“Oh uncle…!”

“Okay, I understand. “Go in carefully.”

Only after Lee Jae-heon saw him off was he able to talk to the Park siblings.

“Okay, thank you for your hard work.”

“Thank you for your effort.”

“Thank you for your hard work~.”

The Park siblings, who had toyed with each other with flashy nonsense until he came, and Lee Jae-heon, who sent their nephews away cleanly, even incurring the wrath of his sister-in-law, praised each other. The rest of the students, who were watching the mess from afar, also quietly approached and joined in.

“It was neat.”

“You had a hard time.”

The nerve cords of the survivors in the other world were too thick for the fertilization of the plants in the greenhouse to be effective. If you dare, you can live under the same roof with monsters. Their atmosphere was very warm.

Kim Hee-chan was the only student to make a tackle.

“…What makes it natural? “Am I the only one who finds this absurd?”

And no one answered.

* * *

“I’m sorry it was already late. “My nephews have different personalities.”

“It’s okay, it was cute.”

“Cute… Okay, thank you for looking at me so insignificantly.”

Lee Jae-heon immediately understood that the cuteness that Park Da-young was talking about meant, ‘You’re so fucking small.’ The car carrying the high school students moved smoothly and the students were very excited on the way back to their dormitory apartments.

At the center was Jang Seo-ah, the idol of all the survivors.

“Baby, baby, what do you eat to look so cute?”

“Stop saying gross things like ‘baby’ and get out of the way, Seong Ji-ho. “We are worn out.”

“ah? No, I just looked…”

“Your eyes are dirty.”

“I know it’s clean.”

Student Maeng Na-eun intervened in the men’s childish fight.

“You are both dirty. And speak nicely in front of the child.”

“What did we do that you’re scolding us like this?”

“Why are you trying to get Seo-ah’s favor just because you did something good? Let’s come see Seo-ya. “Aww, it’s so pretty.”

As soon as she heard ‘Oh, she’s pretty,’ Jang Seo-ah poked her cheek with her finger.

“…! Huh…!!”

“I tore it.”

“Seo-ah tears people apart with her cuteness.”

“Even we who are dirty can be purified.”

“An angel, an angel.”

“Angel of Jaeheongyo….”

“Do your best in moderation.”

“Wow, it’s cute.”

Lee Jae-heon knew that it was a half-brainwashed ‘pretty thing’, but he didn’t want to ruin the mood, so he stayed quiet. The students’ innocence… pure… Anyway, Jang Seo-ah must have recognized the flawless joy, and it was thanks to him that he didn’t look particularly tired or uncomfortable.

The students’ excitement reached its peak when Jang Seo-ah came out wearing animal pajamas.

“Hallelujah.”

“It’s sacred.”

“Noble.”

“The Messiah has arrived.”

“Seo-ah was an angel.”

“Seo-ah tears people apart.”

“A strong angel.”

Unlike the classy customers she had met so far, Seo-ah, dressed in white fox pajamas, seemed to like the naked face, striking various poses to elicit positive responses. As the protruding ears and thick tails fluttered, screams similar to pterodactyl cries came out of the students’ mouths.

“Kiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…!”

“Aaaah! Seo-ya, please just look here!”

“Heart, heart, just one more time…!”

“affection! fury! done! all!”

Park Da-hoon and Park Da-young were watching this with somewhat sad eyes.

“Assholes….”

“Hehe….”

The real point came after I had delivered five chickens, two pizzas, a tteokbokki, pig’s feet, and a table of bossam. The students offered all 10 chicken legs for Seo-ah, but the selection was rejected due to Seo-ah preferring light, lean chicken breast.

Jaeheon Lee spoke to the students who were eating their desired late-night snack.

“I’m going to the aquarium with Seo-ah, and I came here to ask if you’d like to go too.”

“Hasn’t the matter grown beyond just coming to make that suggestion? “It got quite late because we had to meet my uncle’s nephews, watch the Seo-ah fashion show, and order all the food.”

“You’ve clearly summarized the main points, our Da-hoon. “It’s mostly my unreasonable nephews’ fault that it’s late.”

“are you okay. “It was kind of fun.”

“You know how to live life. “It was rude, but thank you for making it fun.”

From the moment I arrived with Jang Seo-ah, the pajama party was planned. The child’s pajamas boasted a whopping 13 varieties, and model Jang Seo-ah, who was greatly encouraged by the students’ intense presence, struck all kinds of poses. The students were once again turned upside down by a runway that looked like a model walking.

After showing off even the last pajamas, Jang Seo-ah changed into the most popular dog pajamas and took Lee Jae-heon’s lap. I was so excited that I pressed my lips and Jaeheon Lee gently touched my red face.

“I feel cramps in my face from exertion.”

“…Hi.”

Only then did the students scream as they smiled and showed their teeth.

“cute…!”

“Seoah saves the world!”

“I see the future. I see the future where Seo-ah will save the world!”

Dayoung Park smiled and spoke firmly.

“Let’s not let our Seo-ah grow up like those idiots.”

Jang Seo-ah, who was playing with the fluffy dog’s tail, responded.

“I like it.”

“okay?”

“He’s a good idiot.”

“Look how smart you are. Oguogu, we eat a lot.”

“Hehehe.”

The child smiled brightly as he ate tteokbokki with the mildest taste and lots of cheese on top. The faces of the high school students were also filled with admiration and happiness, and Jaeheon Lee quietly admired it.

In peaceful times, he muttered quietly to himself.

“…Anyway, if we’re all going together, that’s fine.”

It would be nice if a lot of people were happy now.

Jaeheon Lee laughed helplessly as he recalled the aquarium in the other world.

(Continued in the next part)