Chapter 331: Quality Boyfriend Standard Update
Chapter 331
Nan XiangWan completely went crazy, forcing Lan Tianyou and the NPC into a corner and terrifying them.
On the other side of the glass, Guan Liangzhe, Yun Qian, and Zhou Wenxia were originally screaming too, but after screaming for a while, they realized something was not right.
Huh? Why is this ghost chasing people while eating duck necks?
Finally, Nan XiangWan stopped chasing them. She found a place to sit on the edge and laughed gleefully while concentrating on eating.
After eating a whole large duck neck, she moved on to duck wings. With a handful of duck bones and nowhere to throw them,
At this time, Gu Beihuai stretched out his palm, "Give them to me."
Nan XiangWan looked up and gazed at Gu Beihuai’s clean palm, then at her own oily hand and the duck bones she had gnawed all over with her saliva...
Hmm, she placed them in his hand without any hesitation.
And then happily continued eating!
Gu Beihuai went to throw away the duck bones in his hand. When he came back, he took out some napkins and wiped Nan XiangWan’s face.
Gu Beihuai: “You’re covered in food.”
Nan XiangWan: “Slurp! Slurp slurp!”
Gu Beihuai: “Take off that ugly wig.”
Nan XiangWan casually let Gu Beihuai tidy up her hair while she just focused on eating.
Whenever she needed to spit out some bones, Gu Beihuai would stretch out his hand.
Gu Beihuai: “Spit it in my hand.”
Nan XiangWan: “Ptooey—Slurp! Slurp slurp!”
Deathly silence around them.
Having gone through excessive terror earlier, Lan Tianyou and the NPC were now excessively shocked again.
Guan Liangzhe, Yun Qian and Zhou Wenxia—the three of them plastered against the glass, staring at them with eyes as big as bells!
What on earth are you two doing, Nan XiangWan and Gu Beihuai!
Are you dating?
At this point, Hua Yuanwu and the program team had gone insane.
The crew members screamed, throwing hats, coats, cigarettes—those with nothing left to throw, pulled each other’s hair. This dogfood gave them goosebumps all over!
Hua Yuanwu stood there, stunned, and soon drenched in nervous sweat.
Do you two even realize what you’re doing?!
This is live!
Stop! Stop at once!
And the streaming bullet comments...
Were there even any normal comments left?
The screen was filled with fiery verbal battles, Northerners and Brick fans biting at each other relentlessly, with the occasional shipper fan floating by to celebrate.
Madness! Utter madness!
Xiao Dong had originally been napping on the sofa in a backstage corner, planning to wrap up arrangements for Nan XiangWan after the show recordings.
Who knew the surroundings would get so noisy. The crew was making a ruckus like New Year celebrations.
Xiao Dong took off her eye mask and sat up, completely bemused.
What happened? What’s going on?
An earthquake?
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In a high-end neighborhood of the Magic City.
On the large bed in the master bedroom, spring light peeked through the blankets. Strewn clothes set a certain mood.
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Suddenly, a shriek sounded from the next room.
“Ahhhhhh!!!”
Cheng Xue immediately pushed Lang Hu away and put on some clothes before rushing out.
Lang Hu was dumbfounded, left in quite a state...!!
He first stared blankly for a while, then took a few deep breaths to calm down before getting dressed and leaving the room.
Lang Hu: “What’s wrong?”
Sleeping in the next room was Chen Yaoyao. Her family was planning a funeral but didn’t want her to know, so Cheng Xue had brought the girl out to stay for a few days—to tour the company and lift her spirits. Now Chen Yaoyao was much better.
But since Cheng Xue hadn’t purchased a place in the Magic City yet, and Lang Hu wanted to show off...
The two decided to settle Chen Yaoyao at Lang Hu’s home after some discussion.
After getting the child settled down, late that night, Lang Hu took out vintage wine he’d been saving up for years, determined to come to an understanding with Cheng Xue—clink glasses and call a truce.
And so, one thing led to another...hence the earlier scene.
After drinking...*cough cough*!
Just then, Chen Yaoyao’s sudden shriek drew both of them over.
Cheng Xue was quite concerned. But upon pushing the door open, she saw Chen Yaoyao’s little face flushed red as she watched the livestream of the horror reality show “Frightful Locked Rooms” on her tablet.
Lang Hu: “Little girl, don’t watch such frightening things.”
Chen Yaoyao covered her mouth and nodded wildly.
Cheng Xue: “You shouldn’t be staying up so late either. And this show is too scary, it’s not suitable for you.”
Chen Yaoyao continued nodding and even voluntarily put her tablet on the bedside table.
Lang Hu and Cheng Xue exchanged a look, turned off the lights for the girl, and left the room, closing the door.
The moment they stepped out, Chen Yaoyao immediately slipped out from under the covers, pulling out her phone to go online.
And indeed, the internet had already exploded!
【Gu Beihuai uses his hand to catch the bones Nan XiangWan spat out after eating duck necks】(Trending)
Late night dog food, detonated!
Chen Yaoyao covered her little mouth, frantically refreshing and repeatedly checking the Nan XiangWan and Gu Beihuai fan forum.
Hooked! Totally hooked!
The entire web was hooked!
On the Nan XiangWan and Gu Beihuai fan forum.
The fiery battles escalated again. The infuriated fans on both sides now disregarded everything, biting at each other relentlessly.
Various big accounts logged back in, staring fixedly at the other side to start a battle!
At the side, shipper fans browsed the raging quarrels while arrogantly posting their couple moments on Weibo.
Quarrel away! Go on! However you want to fight, the ultimate winners will definitely be us shipper fans!
As the shipper fans' revelry gradually disregarded the warring monofans’ battle prowess, their numbers were also increasing. More and more people had joined the shipper fans’ camp.
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Even more people who’d casually dropped by to watch were now engaged in heated discussions.
Q: Would your boyfriend find your saliva gross?
A: We broke up.
Q: Would your boyfriend use his hand to catch the bones you’ve finished eating?
A: We broke up.
Q: Besides looks and a sense of responsibility, should the criteria for a quality boyfriend now include helping his girlfriend catch food bones after meals?
A: Yes, break up if he can't do it!
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Whereas Lang Hu and Cheng Xue, still unaware of what was happening, now sat awkwardly far apart in the living room.
Lang Hu: “*Cough cough*!”
Cheng Xue: “Sobered up? Got any spare rooms here?”
Lang Hu: “!!!”
WTF woman! After what just happened, you want a separate room?
You weren't saying that just now in the bedroom!
Cheng Xue got to her feet and tidied her messy hair. “I’m going to bed first.”
Her face was still a little flushed, but she would absolutely not admit defeat.
Just then, Lang Hu suddenly strode forward to grab her and pulled her back into the master bedroom!
Going to bed? What bed?!
We got interrupted halfway through the key moment earlier—restart!
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The situation tonight had exploded like an atomic bomb. The fig leaf could no longer cover things up; the entire web was already shipping them! With the livestream flooded by traffic, the viewership and popularity of this late night horror show had unprecedentedly skyrocketed!
South Star Entertainment and Hua Star Entertainment were both urgently summoning people. “PR! We need PR!”
What? The official account is with their managers?
Find them! Get the gold medal managers from both sides here to handle this now!
What? Can’t contact them? The people are missing?
The two company presidents had sleepless nights while countless employees were roused from bed in the middle of the night, jumping madly.
And Lang Hu together with Cheng Xue, the ones capable of coming up with ideas, had vanished at such a critical moment!
The reason given was...playing Fight The Landlord?