The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine

Chapter 270: Chapter 270: You will beg me to hit you! (13th update)

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The food and drinks are served.

As the organizer of the reunion and the rich one, Yang Kai was the first to speak.

“Today, we’re all old classmates, not outsiders. The friendship we’ve shared is oh so precious, oh so pure… So I won’t bother with formalities, but…” Yang Kai gave Huang Xiaolong a suggestive look. “There’s one person here who’s not only not one of our classmates, but he’s additionally taken our most beautiful schoolgirl Chu. How should we deal with this?”

Here it comes, the attack on Huang Xiaolong!

The classmates present in the private room all wore smiles of amusement and schadenfreude.

“Let him punish himself with three cups of alcohol to start!” Deng Zihan was quick to egg on. “Let’s be honest, which one of the guys here didn’t write love letters to Chu? Who didn’t lose sleep over her? Now seeing her bring her boyfriend…it feels like our hearts are breaking. Isn’t there a feeling of discontentment among us?”

“Yes, there is!!!!!”

The male and female classmates all chimed in.

“Friend…you see, we can’t accept this. But it can’t be helped, if our beloved Chu likes you, shouldn’t we respect her decisions too? That said…in consideration for our shared admiration for Chu, you should self-punish with three shots! What does everyone else think?” Deng Zihan argued incisively.

“Yeah! Drink up first!”

The people in the room responded with unanimity.

“Hahahaha Good good, Zihan, not a bad idea.” Yang Kai laughed so hard that his fatty cheeks trembled, “Whoever, waiter, pour his drink, make sure to fill all three cups!”

The waiter responsible for pouring the drinks was taken aback…

Self-punishment with three cups?

These weren’t small glasses, but large cups that held about 3 ounces of booze!

Three cups would almost equal a pint!

Holy man, this wasn’t beer.

This damn thing was 52 proof liquor!

If Huang Xiaolong were to drink all three, he’d be on his knees. Even if he had a strong tolerance, there seemed to be worse punishments to follow.

If this guy gets drunk and dies here, it would be the entertainment city’s responsibility!

The waitstaff dared not act and gave Huang Xiaolong sympathetic looks.

“Pour the liquor! What are you dawdling for?” Deng Zihan called out impatiently.

Several staff members in the private room recognized Deng Zihan, the deputy chief of the nearby police station. Although his administrative level wasn’t very high, the police station held significant power in China, so he was quite influential.

“W… well, okay, Chief Deng, we will pour the drinks now.” The staff still didn’t dare to offend Deng Zihan, and placed three large glasses in front of Huang Xiaolong, all filled with liquor.

“This is too much!” Chu Tingting’s expression drastically changed.

She knew Yang Kai and the others might target Huang Xiaolong, but she didn’t expect them to be so brazen and show no mercy!

Huang Xiaolong’s a young lad from the countryside, even if he could drink well, his tolerance must be limited, right?

Nearly a pint of liquor, downed in one gulp, Chu Tingting didn’t even dare to imagine the consequences!

“Tingting, don’t worry. It’s just a drink. Regardless if it’s three cups or thirty cups, even three hundred cups, I won’t get drunk. Isn’t this stuff basically like a beverage?” Huang Xiaolong said with a grin.

That makes sense, Huang Xiaolong’s physical condition was beyond human. His internal organs robust beyond belief, a little liquor wouldn’t hurt him. He wasn’t boasting when he said that he could handle a thousand cups of liquor!

“You’re going to be the death of me! Little Long, don’t be stubborn!” Chu Tingting didn’t believe Huang Xiaolong could drink that much.

“Hmmm You’re trying to mess with me, aren’t you?” Huang Xiaolong squinted at Yang Kai.

“Hehe ” Yang Kai sneered. “What are you talking about? The three drink punishment was everyone’s idea, since when did it become a prank on you?”

“If you can’t handle it, just leave.” Deng Zihan tapped his finger on the table. “Remember, words spoken directly can offend people. You understand?”

“Oh…” Huang Xiaolong nodded with a smile. “I don’t care, I can drink the liquor. But later, when you beg me to hit you, I’m going to go hard.”

“What did you say? I beg you to hit me?” Yang Kai’s face twisted with anger, “Kid, you’re looking for a fight?”

“Hahaha  Chu’s boyfriend, you really are a piece of work!” Deng Zihan burst out laughing. “I’m here today, and I’d like to see if you dare to hit anyone! If you’re so tough, do it now. I dare you. Believe it or not, I’ll lock you up right now!”

Deng Zihan was the deputy chief of the police station. If Huang Xiaolong really hit Yang Kai in front of him, Deng Zihan had the power to lock Huang Xiaolong up for a few years. After all, intentional injury is considered a crime.

“Don’t you understand plain speech?” Huang Xiaolong looked innocent. “When did I say I was going to hit someone? What I said was, you”

Huang Xiaolong pointed Yang Kai’s nose, “Later, you’ll be kneeling down, begging me to hit you, and you’ll even pay me for it.”

“Puh  Ahahahahahahah ” Yang Kai guffawed.

In the private room, everyone except Huang Xiaolong and Chu Tingting broke into laughter, laughing till they were bent over.

The meaning of Huang Xiaolong’s words seemed to be that Yang Kai would pay Huang Xiaolong to hit him…

Was Yang Kai a masochist?

This powerful man, the heir to a nearly hundred-million-dollar fortune, begging you, a poor kid, to hit him?

Was he drunk without even drinking?

“Is it that funny?” Huang Xiaolong looked seriously at Yang Kai, “In the past week, haven’t you noticed that your appetite has increased several times? You need to eat 7 or 8 meals, and sometimes the more you eat, the hungrier you get? Especially after midnight, the hunger grows increasingly unbearable, like something’s churning in your stomach. During that time, you’re not picky at all. Anything can stir your appetite, and you eat whatever you can get.”

Upon hearing this, the smile on Yang Kai’s face froze, as though he was wearing a poorly-made clown mask.

Indeed!

Every word Huang Xiaolong said was correct!

For the past week, Yang Kai’s appetite has been several times stronger than usual, needing 8 to 10 meals per day, especially at midnight when he was so hungry it felt like there was a boxing match in his stomach.

Yang Kai even suspected he had binge eating disorder, but after a medical check-up yesterday, all his health indicators were normal and there were no hidden conditions.

When the classmates in the room saw Yang Kai’s expression, they all knew… Huang Xiaolong was right!

However, even if Yang Kai was like Huang Xiaolong described, insatiably hungry and never satisfied, he wouldn’t kneel and ask Huang Xiaolong to hit him, would he?

“You… how did you know?” Unable to contain himself, Yang Kai finally asked Huang Xiaolong.

“Of course I know.” Huang Xiaolong looked very serious.

“What kind of disease is it?” Regardless, Yang Kai was very concerned about his health.

“This, ah, is not a disease.” Huang Xiaolong smiled, then picked up three cups of liquor and drank them all just like drinking water. “There, I’ve self-punished with three cups.”