The Assassin's Enemy Lover

489 Somebody needs to wax... hehehe

Two minutes later he was sighing with a defeated look on his face as they flew up to the Cetus warship. He knew his son was stubborn and probably got it from him but he was never this stubborn in front of him.

He ended up adding the part about Yi Chen loving Zi Han. Translation, he caved which never happened especially when it was Yi Chen. If his answer was no then it was no throughout. He was strict with him but today he melted like a marshmallow on the pavement during a heat wave.

That wasn’t even the worst part. The worst part was that after he sent the message he got a system notification that he was blocked and this contact had given him a lifetime ban. Now that was embarrassing.

His son just looked at him like his point had been proven. Why would his son’s boyfriend block him? Simple. He was a grumpy and stubborn old man stuck in his old ways.

Yi Zhen was forced to reword the message and sent it to Zi Feiji instead. It was only after that that his son was satisfied.

Meanwhile, Zi Feiji looked at the message with a little dissatisfaction. He angrily typed in.

GrandpaZi: Tell him yourself.

GrandpaZi: This is not Zi Han’s light brain.

Yi Zhen, “...”

.....

He didn’t dare tell his son what Zi Feiji said. At this point, he would be very lucky if he is allowed at the wedding.

While Yi Zhen was calculating the probability of sneaking into the wedding venue, Zi Xingxi was sitting on the ground in the dimly lit cockpit smoking.

Her hands which had been trembling just now had stopped but her heart was still beating fast.

She took a long drag of her cigarette and as she puffed out the smoke she leaned her head back while resting her elbows on her knees.

Chronos who was very worried asked, “Ma’am... maybe you should call him. You missed him so much,” it said ready to dial Zi Han’s light brain any second now.

“I’m very nervous,” said Zi Xingxi while wiping her tear-stained cheek.

“I never thought I would see him again. Even when Zi Han left I wasn’t as hopeful. I didn’t think they would find him alive and when I saw him... I froze. I can’t... I can’t, I am not ready,” she said and Chronos could understand. It had seen it all. The pain and hurt, the drunk nights and outbursts. All it could say was that when a person like Zi Xingxi fell in love they fell really hard.

“How about this? We go back to the Han and you can wash up. I am sure a hot bath would calm you down. After that, you can take a glass of wine and speak some self affirmation words in a mirror. Oh, you can also use the mint face mask I invented and after that, I am sure you will be ready. If you feel good on the inside then you would feel good on the outside.”

Zi Xingxi chuckled while pushing her hair back. “I am pretty sure you are a battle AI not a life coach one,” she said while rubbing her pink nose. Her eyes were bloodshot and her ears hot with an appearance like that of a weeping beauty that would make it difficult for others to ignore.

“I am both. I am here to assist master on and off the battlefield,” it said and Zi Xingxi took another long drag with the corner of her lips quirked into a smile.

“I need to wax... maybe some laser hair removal instead,” she said recalling the small bush on her punani. It definitely needed some trimming after being high and dry for years. When she really needed to vent a massage stick did the job and there was no trimming necessary. Now that daddy was home the arctic had to be swept clean. She could swear some hair tangled into dreadlocks.

AN: I would call her punani Jah Rasta Xixi at this point... hehehe. I hope this joke won’t offend anyone. Let me know if it does.

“There is a hair removal laser machine available on the Han ready for full body hair removal. It will sting a little but it’s worth it,” said Chronos not even shy at all.

Zi Xingxi laughed while forming smoke rings in the air. “Maybe I should also get a haircut. Oh, maybe I should also buy a sexy outfit,” said Zi Xingxi jokingly but who would have thought Chronos would go ahead and book the stylist on the warship and provide a list of outfits that could be delivered before they left Loch Ness star?

“Why do you seem more excited than I am?” she asked while putting out the cigarette.

“Well, a happy master means a happy Chronos. It’s simple math,” it said and Zi Xingxi sneered.

“What are you trying to say? That I am difficult to deal with?” she said only for Chronos to wilt like spinach. It knew how to judge her mood.

Whenever she was with the prince after doing that she would be in an extremely good mood. She was less sarcastic and less nit picky. She also swore less and smiled more.

Chronos had been with Zi Xingxi long enough to know this and just wanted her to be happy thus it was ready to set up a romantic dinner then abduct Yeoh Jun and bring him to her. It was ready to risk it all.

Meanwhile, Yeoh Jun who had no idea he was being designed by an AI was sitting on the grass inside his mech catching his breath his heart unsettled.

He looked at his son’s mech lying on the grass and said, “Why can’t you call her again? I will apologise to her.”

Zi Han closed his eyes and said, “how many times are you going to keep asking? I asked her if she wanted to talk to you and she said no. Maybe she is still in shock and will speak to you when she is ready.”