Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend

Chapter 500: Chapter 500: Offline Reality, Believe It or Not

Translator: 549690339

“Little Wall Governor Juice, just because you can play some crappy game, you think you’re something special, huh? If you have the guts, face me in real life!” Jiang Xu’s computer used external speakers, no headphones were plugged in.

When the mic went live, the voice from the other side began to sound, shocking him on the spot.

He exchanged a glance with An Nuonuo, a feeling of foreboding rising in his heart.

That was actually the voice of Jiang Xiaoyan.

Then, the other two teammates couldn’t possibly be…

As expected, the other two teammates also spoke.

“Damn it, I’ve never been cursed out this badly before; I really want to kill you.” ■■Got the guts to face me one-on-one offline? What’s the use of a sharp tongue?

With someone like you, I could take on eighty with one hand!”

An Nuonuo couldn’t help but cover her cherry lips.

The other two teammates were actually Zhou Qingyue and Bai Xiaoya.

This was too coincidental; not even TV dramas would dare to play it out like this.

And…

The hot tempers of Zhou Qingyue and Jiang Xiaoyan were understandable since these two girls were a bit neurotic.

But why Bai Xiaoya, too?

Wasn’t she usually elegant and dignified, with a gentle character, like an understanding big sister?

An Nuonuo blinked at Jiang Xu, communicating with her eyes: What do we do now?

Jiang Xu quickly came up with an idea.

He silently took out his phone and turned on the recording function.

An Nuonuo’s mouth moved, but no sound came out.

Yet Jiang Xu still understood what she said.

[You’re really bad]

Jiang Xu smiled silently.

The three of them, after hurling a few insults and hearing no response, got even more vicious.

Jiang Xu had to pinch his thigh hard to stop himself from laughing out loud.

I wonder what their expressions will be when I play this recording for them at school tomorrow.

Shocking: Three school beauties actually did this to a guy!

When he had collected enough ‘material’, Jiang Xu directly exited the game.

“You’re really bad,” An Nuonuo hit him lightly.

“Hehehe,” Jiang Xu grinned: “Who could have imagined they would be like this online.”

Many people are like that.

In real life, the face of an honest person.

But online, each one becomes Long Aotian, arrogant and overbearing, spraying venom at whoever they see.

The next day, Jiang Xu and An Nuonuo arrived at school a bit earlier than usual.

After reaching the second floor of the cafeteria, they sent a text message to

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya, inviting them for breakfast.

An Nuonuo said, “Maybe I should take it to the classroom to eat.”

Jiang Xu knew she felt awkward about seeing Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya’s socially dead reactions.

He didn’t force it, allowing her to go ahead.

Before long, Bai Xiaoya arrived first.

She usually stayed in the dormitory most of the time.

“That’s weird,” Bai Xiaoya sat across from Jiang Xu: “You’re actually inviting me to breakfast proactively; tell me, is there some sort of ulterior motive?”

Today, Bai Xiaoya was dressed in a light pink outfit.

Her taste was always proper and exquisite, neither losing a sense of fashion nor lacking the charm of tradition.

Jiang Xu’s face showed a cryptic expression: “I discovered something really cool yesterday. Don’t rush, let’s wait for Jiang Xiaoyan to get here then we 11 talk.”

A few minutes later, Jiang Xiaoyan arrived.

She sat down beside Jiang Xu, all smiles: “Amazing, this is the first time you’ve invited me for breakfast at school.

Where’s An Nuonuo? Did you two have a fight? Or did you break up? When’s the wedding called off?”

Jiang Xu wasn’t angry but said with a smile: “Let’s eat first, otherwise I’m afraid

you two won’t have an appetite in a bit.”

Both girls were full of confusion.

When they were almost finished eating, Jiang Xu leisurely took out his phone. While opening the recording, he said with a smile: “Last night, I discovered three jesters. Take a listen.”

“Little Wall Governor Juice, you think you’re something because you can play some broken game? Grow a pair and face me in real life!

The recording had just started, and Jiang Xiaoyan’s eyelid twitched, nearly launching her into the air.

Bai Xiaoya’s face turned drastically pale as she instinctively reached out to snatch Jiang Xu’s phone.

But Jiang Xu was quicker and didn’t let her succeed.

He even threatened, “If you try to grab it again, I’ll turn the volume up to the

max.

By then, the whole school, teachers and students alike, will know what kind of morals you two possess online.”

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya sat down in despair, covering their ears with their hands.

Damn it, why does Jiang Xu have to be such a bad man?

“You’re really something else, huh?” Jiang Xiaoyan ground her teeth, glaring at Jiang Xu fiercely, “Was it you and An Nuonuo we matched with last night?

“That’s right,” Jiang Xu was nearly beaming with joy, “It was such a coincidence.

I also didn’t expect that the three of you, aside from being lousy at the game, were quite formidable at cursing.”

“Stop it, boo hoo hoo.” Bai Xiaoya looked utterly dispirited as if her whole life had become gloomy.

All the persona she had built over the years was ruined in an instant.

She wished she could find a hole to crawl into.

She would rather have Jiang Xu see her undressed than have her persona collapse.

Jiang Xu: You wish.

The recording ended.

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya seemed as if their energy had been sapped, their eyes lifeless.

So blue, truly so blue.

“Speak,” Jiang Xiaoyan said weakly, “What do you want in exchange for deleting that recording?”

This thing couldn’t be left lying around; if it got out one day, they would be truly finished.

Who would have imagined that a teacher, dignified and gentle in appearance, was more venomous than trolls online?

Jiang Xu laughed heartily, “No rush, no rush, I haven’t played this recording for Zhou Qingyue yet.”

Her words made Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya’s eyes light up.

Right!

Zhou Qingyue was still out of the loop.

If they were going to face social death, they would do it together.

No one could be spared.

This reminded Jiang Xu of a song from a previous life.

[Resent your poverty, fear your fortune, afraid you’ll progress]

[Worried you’ll suffer, yet fear your luxury car]

[Afraid of your solitude, yet fearful you’ll suddenly take a wife]

[Worrying, yet envious]

[Hoping to share suffering with you, yet fearing sharing my wealth]

[We can share joy and hardship, but not one without the other]

[I truly consider you a brother, also truly afraid you’ll accomplish great things] [Conflicted, but from the heart]

Following that, Jiang Xu put forward his ‘request’ for everyone to continue playing mahjong together that evening.

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya were completely averse to the idea.

This couple would play all night long; their bodies simply couldn’t keep up.

Unfortunately, they were in no position to refuse and could only agree through tears.

The only consolation was that Zhou Qingyue was still unaware of the situation. They could freely mock her after she listened to it tonight.

Yeah.

The best way to cease feeling pain was to transfer it to someone else.

Afterward, Jiang Xu left, satisfied.

When Jiang Xiaoyan came to her senses, she shouted, “Hey, didn’t you say you were treating? Pay the bill!”

Jiang Xu didn’t even turn back, “You really believe what a man says?”

Bai Xiaoya: “Touche.”