Reborn As A Ghost: Time To Build My Undead Army!

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I feel like I am in a very weird situation right now! I don’t know what’s exactly going on now, but it all feels very awkward! I want to just run away from here and have my own life for once, but everyone here is like… very angsty or something! Can’t they just let me be?

Okay, okay, I am not that dense! I know that… they’ve all got the hots for me, but this is not the proper way to handle it! However, they’re all competitive to the point that they’re having a growing rivalry against one another. I can’t help but feel excited deep down about being treated as some kind of prize by such handsome men and beautiful women, but even then… this is a bit too much for my liking!

I don’t have any experiences with love in my previous life. I do know I’ve always liked both sexes anyways, but this is a bit too much for now. I am not even experienced in Harem Stories because I used to despise them to the core, but now finding myself in the middle of such a romantic drama, I can’t help but be completely hopeless, because they’re all…

They’re all so beautiful and handsome! How can I even choose one?! I want them all!

Okay, I have to calm down. Everything today escalated way too quickly! I am not like that. Maria, you’re clearly not a horny woman like this.

I have my own stuff, and I shouldn’t be doing this! I have to simply talk it out and tell them honestly, with the deepest part of my soul, that they should stop fighting and get along nicely!

Can I even accomplish that?

“E-Emeraldine…! W-What were you going to do with Master?!” Roared Partner, as she suddenly separated me from Emeraldine and protected me from her very defensively.

“Erm, she wasn’t going to do anything, Partner, please calm down, dear… Everything’s fine! I swear to god almighty!” I said.

“I-It was clearly not alright! I-I saw her! She was going to… k-kiss you or something!” Said Partner.

Emeraldine suddenly heard this word and suddenly grew all red. Her beautiful porcelain skin grew as red as a tomato, and her pointy ears began to twitch around adorably. Steam began to come out of them as well, and her lips trembled timidly.

“I-I wasn’t going to do anything like that…!” She cried out as she glared at Partner defiantly.

“You were clearly going to do that! I saw you… P-Perverted elf!” Said Partner, as she smacked Emeraldine’s head gently.

It was more of a playful hit, so it didn’t reduce her HP.

“Ouch! D-Don’t smack me…!” Shouted Emeraldine.

“W-Wait, you were going to kiss her?! Why? Aren’t you a woman?” Asked Lucifer while raising an eyebrow.

“I-I wasn’t going to do anything! I-It’s all a misunderstanding….” Said Emeraldine.

“No, your lips were very close to Master’s….” Said Partner while squinting her eyes.

“Emeraldine, I didn’t know you were hitting in that direction….” Said Lucifer.

“W-What? W-What’s wrong with that? You’re a perverted lizard, w-why would I care what you think?” Cried Emeraldine.

“T-There’s nothing wrong with love between girls….” Said Partner while pouting angrily at Lucifer.

“I-I am not arguing against it! I am very open-minded, I don’t mind… I just… I… I am surprised that you would try to do that….” Muttered Lucifer.

“Y-You! You were the one trying to kiss her, though! I saw him, Partner! Lucifer pushed down Maria and was closing his lips to her while saying all sorts of things about passion and stuff… he looked like a weirdo!” Shouted Emeraldine.

“W-Weirdo?! You’re the weirdo here! How come you expect a woman to also like you? That’s not a common thing! Not every woman would like another woman…! I-I am not saying it’s wrong, it’s just a thing of preference….” Refuted Lucifer.

“You’re going around the question and trying to play it off as if you didn’t do anything wrong when you exactly did something very perverted,” Said Emeraldine.

“Looks who’s talking! You were bathing her in the lake, the two of you butt naked! How come that’s not perverted?” Asked Lucifer, and Partner was shocked.

“*Gasp!* You did that?!” Exclaimed Partner.

“I-I did… But that was just washing each other between sisters! T-There’s nothing wrong with that to strengthen our bonds,” Said Emeraldine while looking back at me.

“I-I don’t really get it….” Sighed Lucifer.

“Okay, okay, calm down, you three! I don’t want a single word about this situation from all three of you anymore… You three will calm down and come with me to help me fish for breakfast!” I shouted.

“B-But…!”

“No buts! You’re coming.” I said as I walked back to the lake.

“But Maria, you’re still naked….” Said Emeraldine.

“S-Such a nice and round butt….” Muttered Lucifer as his hands were trying to grasp my ass from a distance.

“S-Stop looking at her!” Partner blocked my sight from them as I quickly put clothes over my body.

“Alright! Now it’s fine, right? Let’s go fishing,” I sighed.

I decided to tell them to forget about what was happening right now and stop being so awkward for once. They quickly calmed down after my order and helped me at fishing tons of fish, which we carried back to the camp, and we began to grill.

After such a big discussion, I honestly didn’t know what to do, it was all very confusing to me. I preferred that such a thing would have never happened, but it happened, and there was nothing I could do to change it.

For now, I decided to relax and go back to my caravan while eating fish. I rested over my bed and sighed in relief. Closing my eyes, I decided to just take a nap after breakfast while the caravan slowly moved to the goblin village.

I just wanted to chill out and relax for once. Too much weird romantic drama for now… I will deal with it gradually. Doing it all out would only leave bitter feelings. This is not something that can be handled easily…

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