Otoko Nara Ikkokuichijou no Aruji o Mezasa Nakya, ne?

Year 7444, Month 1, Day 1

I throw away the meineiji that had turned into just a bone and take the second dried fish out of my bag before putting it on the grill of the stove and started grilling it again. Karl and the other fairies are all intently eating the dried fish in their hands a bit at a time.

The ones that managed to get the delicious fatty portions of the stomach are curling up their bodies to protect it from the other fairies while eating it, it's the same for the ones who got the meat from the cheeks, eyes, and areas like that. Hmn. These guys, since their height is roughly 30 cm or so, well it means they're less than roughly 1/6th my size. Since my height has just reached about 170 cm, and you could say I'm pretty tall for a 15 year old.

In any case, since their height is 1/6 of me then I guess that would make their body weight 6^3 or so? To be more accurate it would be a bit less than 6, so that means they're about 1/200 of my weight. If you're asking what I want to say then it's about the volume of their stomach. The dried meineiji I brought was about 30 cm long. The portions of it that were possible to eat putting aside the head from the neck to the tail was about 20 cm worth. When it comes to me in my growth spurt as expected just one is not enough. If I don't have two and some bread I feel it's a bit lacking for a single meal.

I think there's over 100 fairies in all? It wouldn't be strange for there to be about 200 of them. In that case, they probably feel it's not satisfying with just one fish as well. Ah, it would have been good if I bought two more...

"What's this?'

Karl points at the bottle of mayonnaise while moving his mouth as he chews. He still has some meat of the meineiji in his left hand. You, took a bit extra right.

"Ah, it's mayonnaise. If you put a bit of it on the body and"Ah, mayonnaise huh? I don't need it. It's sour after all."

I see. It can't be helped so I smear some mayonnaise on the bread I just cut and ate it just like that. I talk while eating.

"And, continuing from where we just left off, would you mind telling me?"

"Talk? What was it again?"

Stop talking with your mouth full. I'll flick you in the head, this winged insect.

"The magic, the conversation about the spell {Report}."

"Ah, I'm amazed you could remember that. How far did we talk about it again..Ah, I guess it doesn't matter. In any case, {Report} is a spell that shouldn't be known all that well. There's quite a few restrictions on using it after all. Did I talk about the restrictions?"

"No.."

"I see. {Report} is a spell you use on a specific target. It often requires using a lot of mana. In most cases, there's quite a bit of distance between the user of the spell and the target, or at first even if they're close by, they use it under the assumption that they'll separate afterwards. That's why the first condition is that the user needs to have a large amount of mana. After that, it's also necessary to know the targett they're using the spell on well. On the level of family you're normally living together with. It seems it's not impossible to use it on a completely stranger as well, but in the case it requires even more mana it seems. Well in the first place {Report} itself uses up a tremendous amount of mana so regardless of whether it's family or a stranger it doesn't matter at all.

By the way, this fish, it's my first time eating it. It's really delicious right. It's even more delicious than the Meizassh that George brought in the past! What kind of fish is this?"