No Otaku with Harem System

Chapter 157: Surprise Marriage

A new day came and with it, I felt like sighing.

"Onii-san… N-You don't need to walk me to school…" – Ebina looked down with an extreme blush as she walked by my side.

I resisted the urge to pat her head at how adorable this girl is, I wish Umaru was as obedient and responsible as this girl.

"I have some things to do around here so it's better if I accompany you" - I smiled gently.

Ebina blushed as if her head was about to explode, then she looked away to try and hide her maiden-smitten smile.

Unlike troublesome creatures called tsundere, Ebina is quite cute when she gets embarrassed so this is relaxing.

As we walked to school, several people looked at Ebina as despite her shy and innocent demeanor she has an appearance that arouses the desires of many idiots and there have even been idiots who have tried to touch her inappropriately.

Since there's a huge number of perverted idiots in Japan, I've long ago assigned a couple of delinquents to secretly protect Ebina.

Every time an idiot wants to bother her, that guy will be kidnapped to commit suicide. It is worrying that the number of suicides in this city is unusually high.

I've always found Ebina to be a lovely girl and I've taken care of her for as long as I've known her so I plan on adding her to my harem but that will be later as I'm sure she'll faint for two days if I give her an engagement ringand I don't want to that she misses her classes.

Although we could have gone to school by car, Ebina insisted that it was better to walk since the new house is close to the school and it is good for your health to walk, but in reality, she just wanted to spend more time with me.

"This girl is too cute" – Tsubaki was dying to play with Ebina's cheeks.

I have a feeling that Tsubaki has been developing a motherly personality, which makes me a little uncomfortable, but I still love her.

Although I certainly hate idiotic people, I like clumsy women who strive to improve themselves, for example, Ebina doesn't have good grades in school since she's too shy, but she's actually a very smart girl and it won't be difficult for her go to a good university.

When we got to the school, Ebina seemed sad as I only walked her to her entrance, but she tried hard to hide her disappointment.

"Someone will pick you up after class" - I smiled and patted her on the head. – "When I have time I will accompany you to your school in this way"

Ebina smiled sweetly and nodded, I love this obedient girl who doesn't cause trouble.

When Ebina entered the school, I walked away from the school entrance and when I knew that no one was paying attention to me, I sighed out loud. – "Pansy for the love of God, she stops following me"

From behind a post, a bespectacled girl with an average appearance silently approached me. – "Did you spend the night with that girl and then you brought her to school? I'm jealous…"

I rolled my eyes. – "You must already know my relationship with Ebina"

"Right, you treat her like she's your sister" - Pansy smiled. – "But that doesn't stop me from feeling jealous~"

I shook my head. – "How did you know where I live?"

This girl has been following me ever since I left the residential building. The worrying thing is that even the supernatural entities that live in the residence did not discover the presence of Pansy who was watching the building showing that she has potential as a spy.

"It's my trade secret~" – Pansy spoke mockingly.

I smiled slightly. – "Take care of Ebina, she is a clumsy girl so help her if she has a problem"

"And what will I get in return?" - Pansy snorted disdainfully. – "And do not say something like giving me the best night of my life, even if I love sharing the bed with you, it is not enough to make me take care of one of your little lovers"

I shrugged. – "Actually there are several girls that you have to take care of, later I will give Ichika a list with some girls who attend this school"

I need to keep an eye on Chitoge since she is my fiancée, plus I have to take care of Nanako's daughters...

"..." - Pansy frowned. – "Why do you trust Ichika so much and not me?"

I smiled and walked over to kiss her cheek. – "I trusted you or I wouldn't let you know so many of my secrets, it's just that Ichika knows me longer and she was with me in some of my worst moments"

Pansy blushed a little at my display of affection, but she was still frowning. – "I am sure I can become indispensable to you, just give me an example of what Ichika has done for you"

I sighed and reached into my pocket to activate a magical artifact that blocks sound. – "There was once where a mission went wrong, I almost died at that moment if it wasn't for a brat helping me, but even then my health was very bad, Ichika arrived on time before I died and she managed to fool the assassins who were looking for me by making them believe that I escaped in another direction, if the murderers had discovered the lie she would have been killed "

"..." - Pansy fell silent and looked down.

"You don't need to buy yourself from Ichika or anyone else, I like you the way you are" - I smiled and patted her head. – "Classes are about to start so go to school"

Pansy nodded, although she still looked a bit depressed which made me uncomfortable.

Stupid feelings of attachment...

"Sumireko Sanshokuin" - I approached to whisper in her ear. – "I love you as you are"

Pansy's eyes widened in disbelief and she stared at me with her mouth open and unable to speak.

"What happens?" – Goddess of the System she asked confused.

"It's the first time I tell her that I love her" - I answered with irony.

"…Oh" – System Goddess seemed to understand. – "And when will you tell me the same thing?"

I selectively chose to ignore her.

"Do not ignore me! Waaaa Tsubaki, this fool is bullying me again!"

"Go to class" - I patted Pansy's shoulder bringing her back to reality.

Pansy nodded mechanically and headed to her school while her mind was still in the clouds. It's fun to shock her...

I walked away from school and was about to leave, but I felt someone approaching me.

It was not a person with combat skills and it seemed like the person wanted to scold me for something unimportant.

"Youngster, why don't you have your uniform on and why don't you head to school?" – The person reached me and spoke to me angrily.

I smiled wryly. - "I am not a student"

Taking a good look at her, I'm sure this woman is a strict teacher with great dedication to her profession, and although she is beautiful, she seems like a troublesome person...

"Those are nonsense!" - The woman frowned even more. – "Obviously you are the age of a student and although there are other schools in the city, this is the only school near here and due to the schedule you will not have time to go to another school…"

Oh god, what a headache.

"Are you skipping classes?" – The woman looked very angry making me regret accompanying Ebina.

"I'm not skipping classes since I'm literally not enrolled in school" - I tried hard not to roll my eyes.

"Aren't you enrolled?!" – The woman seemed to have witnessed the end of the world.

"Oh come on, am I the only teenager in Japan who doesn't go to class?" – Nosy people like her are one of my biggest headaches…

"You're the only teenager I've seen that she doesn't go to class" - The woman nodded.

It is the logic of 'if I don't see it, it doesn't exist'...

I sighed and turned to go, even if she is a beautiful woman, I have work to do.

"Hey! Listen! Show this bitch who's boss here! Come on, spank her nice round ass!" – Navi started laughing in my mind.

This idiot wants to turn me into a sexual criminal…Although I admit is a good ass.

"Wait!" – The woman was about to try to hold my arm, but I could easily dodge her.

[System Notification: The skill 'Lucky Pervert' has been activated]

… Shit.

The woman stumbled into the air and went face to face with me.

With my reflexes, I was able to hold onto her waist and I pulled my head back to prevent her from kissing me at the same time that I kept my hands from touching her breasts.

Before the woman said anything, I adjusted her posture so that she was standing smoothly and then took two steps back.

I refuse to give in to this stupid ability! I am not a loser who depends on convenient accidents to get women, I am a manipulator who causes convenient accidents to get women...

My movements were humanly possible so there were no problems, but I was still too fast so the woman looked at me in amazement.

"Thanks?" – The woman was confused by what just happened.

A moment ago I could feel that this woman stimulated my skill almost as if her very existence was a magnet for this ability...

I start to get curious towards her.

I forced a smile. – "Be more careful when walking, it would be terrible if such a responsible teacher gets hurt"

The woman blinked a few times and then her earlier anger seemed to subside.

It seems that she is not very used to compliments so I can take advantage of that.

"Here we go again…" – Tsubaki sighed.

"Hey Listen! A womanizer must be true to his nature!" – Navi was celebrating.

"Although I appreciate that you helped me, it is still worrying that you do not attend classes" - The woman was stubborn with this irrelevant matter.

I smiled bitterly as if I felt sad. – "Even if I want to, I can't go to class…"

The woman's expression relaxed and she looked at me with a slight gentleness worthy of a teacher who genuinely cares about her students. – "Do you have any personal problems that prevent you from being a suitable student?"

I ignored her lack of respect for human privacy and showed bitterness without denying or nodding as if my situation was too complicated, but I am not willing to seek help.

The woman showed a small smile of comfort. – "You seem like a nice guy…"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" – Navi had a fit of laughter so I ignored him.

"If you need to talk, here is my number" – The woman took out a card and handed it to me. – "Regardless of the circumstances, young people have a duty to study and adults have an obligation to support young people"

Oh god, she's an idealist… This is going to be awkward.

I smirked showing that I have a hard time accepting help from other people, especially someone I literally don't know.

"Um, isn't it getting late for class?" - I asked awkwardly as if I wanted to leave.

The woman opened her eyes and looked at a watch on her wrist. - "It is true…"

I noticed her reluctance to leave to which I smiled slightly gently. – "I appreciate your concern, but it is better if you go to class, your students are lucky to have you…"

The woman seemed to want to hide that my words made her happy. – "You have to call me, it is not too late for you to start studying…"

The woman turned around and hurried away.

Indeed, a nice ass...

I looked at the business card she gave me.

Kirisu Mafuyu...

She seems like the kind of nosy woman who causes trouble by wanting to help others, but well, she's an interesting woman.

"Can't you go a single day without seducing a woman?" – Tsubaki asked me ironically without being jealous.

"It's not my fault" - I mentally shrugged. – "I am a protagonist with a system and two plot armors, ridiculous things will happen even if I stay at home"

"... It makes sense" - Tsubaki sighed.

I shook my head and headed off to get on with my job of dealing with the local gangbangers and idiots.

My current job is simple, I must accumulate achievements and merit so that the members of the yakuza accept me more easily as the future leader.

Contrary to other large-scale criminal organizations, the subordinates of the Ichijo family value respectable people who take care of citizens, so instead of great deeds and murders, I need to help ordinary people and deal with idiots of no consequence.

Things would be easier if the yakuza here respect the strong, but these idiots will only follow someone who is strong and kind.

Mr. Ichijo mentioned that if I want to gain allies through force it would be best to subdue criminal gangs in China since most criminal and supernatural groups in Japan are not animals that obey the strongest fist which is disappointing.

Even though this peace-seeking ideology seems to me to be suitable for a peaceful time, I'm sure this subservient mentality is what caused the weakening of Japan, but hey, life is stupid so it's normal if people are stupid

I thought I'd stop by the Onodera candy store to see my pretty wife, but my cell phone received a message from Mr. Ichijo,

The message was in code, but the meaning was clear, a problem arose involving my identity as Luis.

I tried to think of the stupid things I have done to see what problem occurred, and unfortunately, there are many options...

I resisted the urge to sigh and called a car to go to the Ichijo residence.

Although it's faster if I'm running, it would be very striking to see a boy running faster than a car.

I arrived at the Ichijo residence and directly met Mr. Ichijo who had a wry smile upon seeing me. – "Boy, when I told you that you should make a harem of high-class women, I did not think you would act so quickly"

What?

Using my identity as Luis I have only slept with two upper-class women, Ichika and…. Oh.

Mr. Ichijo sighed and showed me a document.

After what happened with my father's contract, I now always keep [Silly Jack] activated and even divert a large amount of my energy to [Paranoia] to avoid falling into an unexpected trap. This increases my migraine, but I'm used to feeling like my brain is in a blender so it doesn't matter.

Since there was no reaction from the contract, I looked at the document.

"This has to be a joke…" I sighed.

"That's what I said when I saw this" - Mr. Ichijo smiled at me. – "To think that you would not only seduce one of the most successful women in the business world, you even convinced her to marry you… Boy, your luck with women is absurd."

Lin Ruoxi…

I took advantage of the Ichijo family's contacts to learn about her background and was surprised that she is the CEO of Yu Lei International, one of the largest companies in China.

Apparently, her company started moving a branch in Japan a week ago. Normally this would mean that the company would send a representative to manage the business in international territory, however, Lin Ruoxi was the one who chose to come personally.

According to the data obtained by the Ichijo family, Lin Ruoxi has family conflicts, but she has been very discreet with her private life so there is not much information.

From this, I have a theory that she moved to Japan to escape from some troublesome shit, but that only increases my suspicions since her family doesn't seem to be related to the supernatural world and they are entrepreneurs from the human world.

I have a feeling that there is something very troublesome hidden in her body so I want to get to know her better while worrying about getting into too much trouble…

[System Notification: The skill 'Paranoia' says that the entity 'Lin Ruoxi' is a source of trouble beyond the user's current ability]

For every bad situation, there is always something worse, and that worst seems to be getting closer...

I sighed internally, I can't avoid this problem.

The document is a legal marriage certificate with my name and that of Lin Ruoxi.

Legally I am not of legal age to marry unless it is with the consent of my guardian.

The problem?

This document has my mother's signature...

"Wow, your mother just sold you to an unknown woman" – System Goddess was surprised.

"Somehow... I'm not surprised" - I replied apathetically.

Surely my mother met Lin Ruoxi by some extremely convenient chance yesterday during the move or something, it's also possible that Lin Ruoxi had found my personal information thanks to her contacts.

As far as I know, my mother must have thought that this would be a great opportunity for me since Lin Ruoxi is not only the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, she also has a lot of money.

Now, why didn't my mother tell me this?

Surely she wanted to leave it as a surprise since her single-cell brain believes that helping me means pairing me up with the first beautiful woman to ask me to marry...

I sighed and looked at Mr. Ichijo. – "I will have to accept this without complaining… Right?"

"I'm glad you're so smart" – Mr. Ichijo smiled. – "Yu Lei International is a company with many resources in the human world so it will support you when you inherit the yakuza, besides…"

Mr. Ichijo smiled wryly. – "Miss Ruoxi's grandfather is an old friend of mine so I am happy if my son and his granddaughter get married"

First Raku and now this… This man thinks that political marriage is the only way to do favors for his friends…

"I'll guess" - I smiled wryly. – "Lin Ruoxi's grandfather is someone from the supernatural world"

"Oh boy, you'll make me believe you're an oracle instead of a hero" – Mr. Ichijo was enjoying himself.

China… Supernatural world… Oh, holy shit.

"A cultivator?" – I asked with fear, I don't want to get involved with those idiots…

"Something like that" – Mr. Ichijo smiled. – "He is a cultivator who is not affiliated with a sect but with the government, although you do not have to worry too much, that idiot old man will not allow his granddaughter to get involved with the supernatural world so she is completely from the human world"

I couldn't resist it, I turned around and decided to go to a bar, I need a drink...

"Where are you going boy?" – Mr. Ichijo asked me with amusement.

"I'm going to celebrate that now I have a beautiful and millionaire wife" - I replied apathetically.

"Try not to cause problems, tomorrow you will have a meeting with Miss Ruoxi so you can take the day off" - Mr. Ichijo answered me with a smile.

When did I lose control of my love life?

I think it was since I came to this world…

Perhaps this world must perish...

"Luis, why don't we go to a picnic so you can relax?" – Tsubaki spoke softly to me, helping me to suppress my genocidal impulses.

"Sounds good, but right now I really need a drink" - I smiled feeling calmer.

I've been dealing with too many stupid things in just two days, my non-existent sanity is fatigued.

"I heard that you become a sexual maniac when you drink" – System Goddess spoke mockingly.

… I can not deny it…

"Tsubaki, if I lose control, use Resonance to bring me back to reality" – I started looking for a bar run by the yakuza.

Although Japan has a civilized society, illegal establishments abound if you know how to look for them.

"Luis..." - Tsubaki sighed. – "Okay, just try not to get an unknown woman pregnant…"

My mouth contracted.

"Hey Listen! I bet the idiot sleeps with twenty women in one huge orgy!" – Navi shouted with joy

"I don't know how many women there will be, but I'm sure there will be at least one non-human woman" – System Goddess exclaimed proudly.

"…" – Tsubaki thought deeply. – "I say that she will be a married woman or with a boyfriend"

"▂▂▃▃▅▅ (Oyakodon…)" - What the hell are they teaching Kon?!

"Gambling is bad" – Ortro did not join this stupidity, Ortro is a good girl.

I'm not a fucking animal, I have self-control, I'm not going to cause trouble just to have a couple of beers.

[System Notification: 'Paranoia' skill says yes you will]

…

Whatever, this is going to be a problem for my future self, fuck that asshole.