Chapter 132: Don't Tell Me Daddy, I Beg You
Chapter 132: Don't Tell Me Daddy, I Beg You
Since I don't have much time for a stupid pointless chase, I took advantage of the fact that the man named Ethan Winters left a coat at the enemy base so using his scent I was able to start tracking him with my nose.
"Hey Listen! Calling you dog is no longer an insult and it became a compliment hahahaha!" - Navi was laughing when he saw me sniff the air so I used my black blood to form a baseball bat and then I hit Navi without holding back.
"I don't know what to think about the fact that I'm seeing a fairy in real life, especially since the fairy is being used as a baseball" - Miranda sighed as she walked beside me.
"You are the stereotype of a witch from the Middle Ages" - Ada shrugged. - "I don't see why there can't be fairies and dragons"
"... You're right" - Miranda shook her head and sighed again.
"In time you will notice that common sense is a luxury that you cannot have when following my husband~" - Monika smiled as she shrugged.
"Common sense?" - Shiro tilted her head. - "Can Shiro eat common sense?"
"Shiro, not everything is food" - Kaede sighed.
While the man of the family works as a tracking dog, the women chat quietly to get to know each other better.
Where is the damn gender equality?
Whatever.
I allowed my lovers and the little girls to follow me despite the fact that I am going to face a protagonist, this will not only help to improve my image in front of these women when they see the magnitude of my strength, I will also be able to prevent unexpected situations from arising where suddenly a of my lovers is kidnapped while I am busy dealing with my enemies.
As for how it is possible that they are all communicating so easily despite the difference in languages, Shiguma made necklaces with a translation function so that Kaede, Shiro, and Oriha can talk to the new women without problems.
"You're being overprotective" - Tsubaki sighed with a feeling of tenderness and happiness inside my mind.
This pretty woman is happy every time I show human emotions of affection, but hey, as long as she is happy everything is fine.
"Can't we really eat these idiots?" - One of the vampire girls asked sadly, I think she's Bela.
Honestly, I have not paid much attention to Alcina's daughters since I dislike the bad hygiene habits of the three girls, even now they still have clotted blood on their faces.
"Girls, do not be impatient" - Alcina scolded her daughters while she was dragging a mining cart with Ada's ex-colleagues who were still unconscious. - "Your father has already said that later he will allow them to eat something more decent than that garbage"
"Okay" - Another of Alcina's daughters sighed, but then she looked at me with a strange smile. - "Hey, daddy, how about you feed us your most delicious part? ~ "
My lip trembled, this family of vampire women is giving me headaches, the worst thing is that Alcina's daughters are fine with having me as their father since according to them, the feeling of immorality when having a romantic relationship with their father (me) is more exciting.
Monika started laughing and said that she would tell this to the pregnant women who are in my base so that they can hide my future ones since now I am an emperor who raises his daughters to make them his lovers.
I wanted to contradict her by saying that that was stupid since I don't have an incestuous fetish, but my system is fucking shit.
[System notification: User has made a woman in the 'Daughter' category see him as a romantic interest]
[System notification: New title 'Sugar Daddy (100%)']
[Sugar Daddy: Nobody touches my princess! Just me!
The charm of the user will increase with women within the category 'Loli', 'Daughter', 'Stepdaughter', 'Schoolgirl' and 'Teenager'. The effects of the title increase when the user shows his power, status, wealth, or by giving a sense of confidence and security. The effects of the title are ten times more effective towards women who recognize the user as father]
[System notification: The title 'Sugar Daddy' has generated the skill 'Blue Blood (100%)']
[Blue Blood: From Alabama to Northern Mexico, Lineage First!
Increases feelings of attachment on the part of women who share blood ties with the user. Now the user can reproduce with the same blood as him without causing genetic malformations or spiritual incompatibility. The user can choose the 'Skills' and 'Talents' that will be inherited by the user's descendants]
[System notification: The skill 'Lucky Pervert', the title 'King of Harem' and the title 'Protagonist Harem' have influenced the skill 'Blue Blood' giving it a new effect]
[Blue blood: All the user's offspring will be female, without exceptions]
Navi collapsed with laughter when she read this shit.
Being a harem protagonist is fucking shit, just to think that even my family will be affected by my abilities makes me question what kind of sick jerk designed the concept of 'Harem Protagonist'.
I even tried using Anti-Rasen to restrain this crap, but ironically the Rasen counterattacked the Anti-Rasen making me unable to avoid this shit.
Apparently, my womanizing instinct prevents me from blocking my abilities related to obtaining women, even Madness does not understand why this happens, but I have a theory that my supposed womanizing instinct comes from the nature of my 'Character'.
I still don't know what 'Story' I come from as a 'Character', but it's certainly something stupid related to stealing women.
Whatever, I don't want to think about this shit so I ignored my future troubles and decided to focus on killing Ethan, I'm going to vent all my frustration by beheading that poor man who had the bad luck to be chased by a grumpy lunatic.
Riding in a vehicle could make me lose track of Ethan so we had to walk and although this helped Monika explain about my harem to the new women, it was also a huge waste of time which was only fueling my frustration.
[System notification: Allow the 'Mythomania' skill to transform frustration into tranquility?
YES/NO]
No, it's okay for me to feel in a bad mood from time to time or I will become a boring idiot if all my reactions turn quiet.
Violent rage is also good for my sanity…. Hahaha, what a stupid joke, I no longer have sanity, I just want to kill someone since hitting Navi is not so much fun anymore.
When we got closer to where Ethan's trail came from, it was a factory surrounded by a steel fence. Although it was not obvious at first glance, the place was full of hidden traps that would be difficult to identify if not for the technique I did to replicate the sonar of a bat through vibrations and Ki.
Miranda frowned. - "This is the factory of Karl Heisenberg, one of my main subordinates"
Alcina frowned as well. - "Something is not right, the factory should not be working since that idiot should be in the forest leading the lycanthropes to kill the enemies ..."
In addition to Ethan's scent, I also smelled hundreds of lycanthropes as well as a strange smell of steel and blood.
I looked at Monika. - "Tell me the situation of our armed forces"
Monika was silent for a few seconds and then she looked at me confused. - "Our soldiers parted ways with the lycanthropes to assassinate the scattered enemies, but they haven't seen the lycanthrope squads in the last two hours."
An error in the communication and follow-up of information, I will have to speak with Rika to increase the training of the soldiers since this is unacceptable.
"You guys stay behind" - I walked towards the entrance of the factory and although the steel door was electrified I had no problem holding the bars of the door.
When my hands touched the steel, a massive amount of electricity hit my body, it was enough electricity to power a city for months, but my body was able to absorb the massive amount of electricity and through the Hamon, I made the electricity flow through my black blood.
Something interesting about black blood is that it does not follow the laws of conservation of mass, even when my height and weight are within the average standard, the amount of black blood inside my body is enough to fill a 30-story building.
Another interesting aspect is that after replacing more than 90% of my physical body with black blood, I became immune to physical attacks, electricity, and extreme temperature changes.
Currently, only attacks based on vibrations and spiritual damage can hurt me, I can also be affected by energies based on life force such as Hamon or Ki, but the effect is fewer thanks to Anti-Rasen.
Despite the fact that this world is more chaotic than the martial arts world, in this world practically nothing can harm me since everything is based on firearms and biological weapons. Even special abilities like mental attacks are useless against me as Madness is not only the best mental defense, it can also destroy the mind of whoever tries to get into my head.
I still have no idea if I have other weaknesses like magic or supernatural energies so I need to go to worlds with magic to find a way to counter magic energy.
I made the vibrations flow through my hands, I was careful in controlling my strength to avoid causing an earthquake, and I focused on making the steel door turn to dust.
When the door was pulverized, a strange junk robot with an old television head approached us. The head of the television turned on and we saw the face of the idiot who will become my punching bag.
"What are you planning, Heisenberg?" - Miranda asked in a grim voice.
I honestly think it's stupid to ask someone who cheated what his plans are, but surprisingly the idiot answered.
"What am I planning? Hahahaha, mother Miranda… No, Miranda, I'm tired of this stupid family game that you have created "- The man whose name I couldn't care less started to laugh. - "You can consider this as a rebellion! If you really want to resurrect your daughter, you'd better come alone or I'll destroy the jars that hold your hope! "
Miranda looked like she was about to explode with a fury so I put my hand on her shoulder and used Hamon to calm her down.
I'm not in the mood to play along with this idiot so I walked over to the robot. - "Hey idiot, you better wash your face since I'm going to eat your stupid and empty head while I hang you with your own intestines"
I put my hand on the robot and with a little force, the robot turned to dust.
"You stay here" - I looked at the women and gave a clear order, I want to let out my anger without fear of hurting my women from collateral damage.
Miranda seemed to want to object so I smiled at her. - "Ethan was after that idiot, since both seem to have formed an alliance, he will not allow Heisenberg to destroy the jars so while I attack from the front you look for another entrance to recover the jars"
Miranda looked at me for a few seconds and then sighed. - "Fine, just be careful, Heisenberg is not as stupid as he seems, if he declared his betrayal directly it means that he has prepared some countermeasures"
He can't be worse than Wesker, and at worst I just have to cause an earthquake to sink this factory deep into hell.
"Monika, you are in charge of everything" - I looked at Monika who smiled at me tenderly as she nodded.
"Shiro wants to go play with Onii-chan" - Shiro held my leg while making sad puppy eyes.
"Shiro, if you are an obedient girl then I will make you enough cookies so that you can eat non-stop for three days" - I smiled gently and patted the head of the crazy little girl.
Shiro's eyes lit up and she nodded as she extended her little finger. - "Pinky promise!"
What is a pinky promise?
Whatever.
I reached out my little finger and held onto Shiro's finger.
[System notification: A contract has been established with the entity 'Shiro']
[Pinky Promise Lower Contract:
If the entity 'Shiro' fulfills her role as an obedient girl, the user must feed her with cookies until the entity 'Shiro' is satisfied for a minimum period of three days.
Accept contract?
YES/NO]
…. Oh, so that's how a contract works, how interesting.
Just like when I received the martial art 'Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist' for the first time, a great deal of knowledge entered my mind suddenly. It was thanks to my getting used to the information bombardment that I was able to capture all the information in a matter of seconds without passing out.
The information not only explained in more detail the uses and limits of a contract, but there was also something much more interesting, information about what is a 'Superior Existence'.
If I can study this kind of contract, maybe I'll be able to understand what kind of contract is the one that prevents me from murdering my father….
Very interesting.
['Pinky Contract' accepted]
[System notification: The user has established his first 'Contract'. The user has managed to establish a 'Soul Contract' of a lower level]
[System notification: The skill 'Contract (1%)' has been obtained]
[Contract: The fine print says you're my bitch, Muahahaha!
Higher entities are paranoid idiots so a contract is always important.
The user is not a complete higher entity so he can only establish Lower and Basic level contracts.
The user can establish a Soul Contract as long as he meets the following requirements:
1) The user needs to know the name of the entity that will sign the contract.
2) The user and the other entity must make a symbolic gesture to close the deal (Cross pinkies, handshake, or a kiss).
3) Both parties to the contract need to offer something in return, it is not necessary that the exchange be equal, but it is mandatory that both parties accept the deal.
Warning: The entity that does not fulfill the contract will lose its 'Free Will' and its soul will be the property of the other entity, this rule includes the user]
This is getting more and more interesting ...
"Shiro, you are a wonderful girl" - I smiled towards this cute creature.
Shiro smiled at my compliments and finally released my leg to follow Monika.
I'll spend time studying this skill later, but for now, I need to take one step at a time to move on.
"Always forward......"
Madness's voice sounded like the wail of a hungry beast mixed with the static of an old radio, I already missed that this idiot acted creepily.
Now, let's see that he is more terrifying, an idiot who controls magnetic fields and an immortal idiot, or a lunatic womanizer.
This will be fun.
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Author's Note:
I'm taking medicine for the flu but the damn medicine makes me sleepy ... Anyway, nothing that can't be solved with a lot of caffeine, although I don't think the medicine should be taken with coffee ...
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A hug <3