New Life As An Ecchi Girl With A “Big Surprise”

154: Felicia Thundershnauf (18+)

“That was quite something else!” the little white-haired, beastkin girl cheerfully exclaimed as she hit her badge back somewhere underneath her luxuriant hair. “Mind telling me your name?”

“Huh? Ah, right, sure,” Beatrice tried to adjust to being interviewed naked in front of a live audience after an orgy. “My name’s Beatrice—”

“Hey, isn’t that Rafaelia!?” Felicia shouted in excitement and ran up to the fox girl that was still sleeping naked on the ground. She inspected Rafaelia’s face for a second and shouted, “It is her!”

“You know her?” Beatrice asked while at the same time scanning the alley for her bra and panties that she pulled off somewhere, in the heat of passion not even noticing where.

“Of course I know her!” Felicia scoffed. “I won a whole apple in a bet on whether she would suck and fuck her father’s two oldest friends on her father’s birthday!”

“How would you even know?”

“They’re all members of the Guild, silly! Even her father! Though for some reason he stopped coming to the Guild’s district ever since Rafaelia joined.”

“Yeah, I wonder why,” Beatrice rolled her eyes. But she also noticed that the crowd had started to disperse now that the fun part was over, much to the succubus’s relief.

“Don’t you have more important things to do?” Galla asked the newly-arrived S.E.C.R.E.T. Guild’s official scout while still holding Tabitha in her arms.

“Your giant cowtits hold no power over me!” Felicia announced and moved her open hand in a wide arc in front of herself as if casting a protective barrier or dispelling a charm.

“Why did you even come here?” Beatrice asked Felicia.

“Well, obviously to-Ooh, what’s that!?” Felicia suddenly changed the subject and ran up to Tabitha. More precisely to Tabitha’s ass, from which the purple silicone dildo was never pulled out.

“What a strange texture,” Felicia said as she put her hand on the dildo. “I wasn’t able to get a good look and thought you were just using a regular— It bends! And it also seems so flexible!”

“So if I do it like this,” Felicia said as she pulled the dildo out halfway and then thrust it back inside. In and out, in and out she fucked Tabitha’s sensitive asshole for a couple of seconds to the sound of Tabitha’s loud moans who did not expect her ass to be assaulted again so quickly, suddenly, and roughly, before pulling the dildo out completely.

“Incredible!” Felicia exclaimed with a wide grin, shining bright like a star and revealing a cute little fang. Her giant ears twitched, and she said, “I carve wooden cocks as a hobby. And never in my life have I come close to creating anything like this!”

“You can keep it,” Beatrice said, knowing full well that the toy will disappear within thirty minutes, but she hoped that it would help them get rid of this strange... Person.

“Great! So how does that work?” Felicia asked Beatrice while pointing at the dick between the futanari’s legs with one hand, and with another throwing the dildo away, over her shoulder. Felicia walked over to Beatrice, crouched at her feet, and started poking the succubus’s limp dick with her finger. “It feels so real! What materials you used to make this?”

“It’s real!” Beatrice said.

Felicia’s giant furry ears twitched again. She looked up at Beatrice with a look of doubt, and then laughed, revealing her cute little fang for the second time before adding, “Yeah, right! I wasn’t born yesterday!”

Felicia grabbed Beatrice’s dick, way too firmly to be anything else but painful, and said, “I just need to take this off, to inspect it—”

“Woah!! The hell you are doing!?” Beatrice shouted, grabbed the girl’s wrists, and tried to get her off her dick.

Despite the fact that the beastkin girl’s arms looked to be no stronger than twigs, it proved surprisingly difficult for Beatrice to overpower the little monster.

“L-let go!” Beatrice demanded.

“Nuh-uh, I saw it first!” Felicia protested.

“Saw what first!?” Beatrice shouted.

“Your fake penis, obviously!” Felicia stated the supposedly obvious.

“That doesn’t even make any sense! And it’s not fake! Let go before you do something stupid!”

“I’m not stupid!”

“You are literally trying to rip my dick off!”

“Women don’t have real penises! Who’s stupid now?”

“W-wha!?” Beatrice stuttered, momentarily stupified by the absurdity of the situation. The unpleasant pain coming from the strong grip of Felicia was dampened by the frustration of dealing with a completely unreasonable brat. Still, Beatrice tried to reason with the girl while fighting the increasing desire to punch her. “... Does... Does this look or feel fake to you? An entire crowd saw me unleash my seed through it!”

“That’s why I need to inspect it!” Felicia said, not budging an inch. “The S.E.C.R.E.T Guild would find countless uses for the strange, realistic, attachable, cummable penis!”