My Trillion-Dollar Assets is Exposed by My Wife’s Bragging!

Chapter 154 - 154: 154: Are You Trapping Me Again?

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Yigol Novak shook his head: “How could I ever have such a thought? I can’t appreciate you enough.”

“I told you before, as a man, you should have the ability to make women brag about you, so they can proudly say, ‘My husband is so amazing, so amazing.’ That’s what today’s occasion is all about, isn’t it?”

“Luckily, your husband has something for you to boast about, so when you speak, you’re so assertive. If your husband were a loser, wouldn’t you have been terribly bullied by that crazy woman?” Yigol laughed.

Suri Drew raised her chin arrogantly: “I wouldn’t be bullied by her. Even if my husband couldn’t do anything, I’m still pretty awesome. I’m good-looking, I can fight, and I have my own career. No matter which one I mention, I’m better than her.”

“The key is that people don’t fight with you or compare themselves to you; they only compare their husbands and children to you. You don’t have children, so there’s nothing to compare. If your husband were really useless, you’d be in trouble.” Yigol chuckled.

Suri paused for a moment and raised her chin again: ‘Well, then, I’ll just boast. Look, like today’s story about the hacker, I just made it up. They can’t afford to go and investigate slowly, right? Anyway, since you’re my Yigol Novak, I won’t let those people say a word about you. Only I can say it, not others.” Suri looked domineeringly at Yigol, as if to say, ‘You belong to me.’ Yigol felt touched inside – being protected by his wife feels great.

“What if it’s discovered?” asked Yigol.

Suri replied: “If it’s discovered, it’s discovered. If it comes to it, we’ll just fight. In this aspect, she’ll never surpass me. I’ll beat her until she can’t speak.”

“Anyway, no matter what, the husband’s face must be maintained. You can’t let others belittle you easily. I must make you the envy of all men. It’s already quite impressive to have such a beautiful wife, but the fact that your wife is so protective of you makes it even more impressive, right?”

Yigol nodded vigorously: “Wife, you’re so great. I don’t want to be apart from you in this life. Can you protect me for the rest of our lives?”

Yigol embraced Suri.

Suri quickly slapped away his hand: “What are you doing? We’re in the streets, with so many people watching! Can’t you have some shame?” Suri said with disdain.

Yigol didn’t care: “It’s okay, I don’t mind. Nowadays, people even kiss in public. We’re just hugging, that’s all. People who see us will only feel envious, jealous, and hateful, envying me for having such a beautiful wife to hug.”

“Go away, what’s with kissing or not? Isn’t that just eating each other’s saliva? Not to mention in public, how shameless!” Suri didn’t dare to look at Yigol and turned her face away.

“Wife, what’s wrong with that? Haven’t you eaten some anyway?” Yigol deliberately raised his voice a little louder.

Although this sentence alone wasn’t much, Suri felt guilty. The moment Yigol finished speaking, she covered his mouth with her hand: “Nonsense, it was clearly you who ate mine first. Humph.”

“Alright, alright, it was me who ate first. Wife, let’s go home. I still want to…”

Yigol’s words were cut off by Suri: “Yigol Novak, don’t you dare say another word, I’ll feel sick.”

“Huh? Wife, what’s wrong with you? How can you feel nauseous all of a sudden? Are you pregnant?” Yigol pretended to be anxious.

Suri, irritated, threw a punch at Yigol: “Don’t talk nonsense! I don’t have, you know, where would the baby come from?”

“I sowed the seeds.” Yigol laughed.

“You… stop dreaming. I’m still at that special time.” Suri blushed as she spoke.

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly realized something was wrong. The next second, she glared angrily at Yigol.

“Are you trying to trick me again? All you know is digging pits for me to jump in. I’ll kill you.”

Suri started an intense chase on the streets.

As Yigol dodged, he shouted: ‘Wife, calm down, calm down! What if something leaks out? What will you do?”

Suri stopped and stood with her hands on her hips, staring at Yigol.

Seeing his wife wouldn’t continue chasing, Yigol had no choice but to stop too; cautiously, step by step, he approached Suri: “Wife, my mistake… ‘

Yigol’s words were cut off as Suri grabbed his waist once again, causing him to scream.

This was the consequence of having a loose tongue. Yigol Novak was taught this lesson every day but never learned.

Yigol looked pitifully at Suri: “Wife, can we change the punishment method? We’ve been using this one for so long now, and it’s lost its freshness. Next time, if you’re angry, you can just kiss me hard. The angrier you are, the harder you kiss. Even if I die from anger, I’ll be able to accept it without complaint.”

Suri laughed: “Why don’t you take a good look at yourself first? I need to find your face bearable before kissing it. I’m afraid that before you die from anger, I’ll be the one crying over your ugly face.”

Yigol replied: “Wife, you can close your eyes and kiss me hard. Compared to someone as beautiful as you, I’m indeed quite ugly. Isn’t the world full of pairings where beauty matches up with ugliness? We are a match made in heaven.”

Suri was speechless; this guy was pretty self-absorbed.

She suddenly thought of something: “By the way, husband, didn’t you say before that beating is a form of affection and scolding is a form of love?”

Yigol gritted his teeth and nodded; he seemed to have sensed the danger coming.

“So, husband, do you feel that I loved you enough just now? If you think it wasn’t enough, I can try harder.” Suri looked sincere.

Yigol felt his lips twitching; try harder?

Wouldn’t that mean twisting off the flesh on his waist entirely?

Yigol said helplessly: “Wife, how come you’re so smart sometimes and so dumb other times? I find it quite hard to understand.”

Suri’s previously relaxed face turned black instantly: “What did you say? Are you saying that I’m smart one moment and dumb the next? Do you feel that you’re living too comfortably? It seems that my love for you just now wasn’t enough.”

“I’m clearly a smart person; it’s just that you play tricks and always have those vulgar words on the tip of your tongue. It’s only normal for a pure-hearted person like me not to catch up, right?”

“It just reminds me that with your vulgar language and casual flirting, you must have said those words to quite a few girls in the past, haven’t you?”