My Divine Diary

Chapter 544

Inspired by Su Hao, Ah Xing discovered that his combination with Ah Wang was indeed invincible.

Theres simply no need to confront people face to face!

As long as the poison equation provided by Su Hao is effective, then he is not just a sinister origin mage, but comparable to one!

Unless someone doesnt need to breathe air, he has a way to take down the opponent!

One day, two days, three days

If necessary, use poison gas to suffocate them for a year!

As long as hes careful enough not to be discovered, hiding in the shadows and causing mischief from afar!

With everything prepared, the three found their positions and disappeared into the woods.

Through Ah Wangs shared perception ability, Ah Xing accurately locked onto the position of the Hairy Team, then silently controlled a huge gas cloud to block their path.

Initiating an attack would easily be detected by the other party, but if they walked into it themselves, there would be no such worries.

On the other side, the three members of the Hairy Team were chatting and laughing, discussing how to have fun tonight, as if the unpleasant experience of being turned into pigs had disappeared.

As they walked, Blacksmith frowned and said, Why does it always feel wrong?

One of his teammates also frowned and said, Indeed, could it be some kind of plot? Dnzi, have you noticed anything wrong?

Dnzi, the mage responsible for sensing alerts in the Hairy Team, carefully sensed for a while and said, Its those ignorant guys who were following us just now. They might be up to something. Hey, two mage rookies, it doesnt matter!

I always feel somethings not right. Shouldnt we go over and take care of them? Its better to get rid of troublemakers.

They can fly, we cant. Its difficult to get rid of them unless we strike when they least expect it. Even the captains sudden attack earlier was avoided by them. No need to rush, as long as they dont come over, its fine. Ive remembered their aura. We can strike later tonight!

Could they have poisoned us? The gas mages love playing dirty tricks.

Hahaha! Dont worry! I, the poison nemesis of gas mages, have universal antidotes in my treasure chest that can handle any poison!

At this moment, the captain, Blacksmith, said, Dnzi, quickly, take out the antidote. Dont mess up. This is definitely the feeling of a gas mage using poison. No mistake! These bastards, I spared them once, and they dare to come back and cause trouble. Hmph, theyll regret it tonight!

Dnzi nonchalantly poured out three round, green pills from an iron box, and each of them swallowed one confidently, saying, Captain, rest assured! Weve been wandering around for so many years, and weve seen everything. Just those two kids, huh!

After taking the pills, the three felt relieved, and their smiles returned to their faces.

After walking for a while, Dnzi suddenly changed his expression, grabbing onto a nearby tree trunk and said, Ugh, I seem to have been poisoned!

???

Wasnt the antidote supposed to be effective?

Before they could ask, Blacksmith and the other team members faces changed suddenly, feeling dizzy and nauseous, with dry and itchy throats, making it difficult to swallow.

Blacksmith immediately said, Dont stay, lets leave this place first and start running! Dnzi, quickly, bring out the antidote, were really poisoned! Those two brats are dead meat!

The three immediately exerted their strength and started running rapidly, instantly escaping from Ah Xings poisonous range, then swallowing the antidote made by Dnzi.

As they ran, one by one, the three fell to the ground. Blacksmith, with a hoarse voice, cursed loudly, Dnzi, damn it, do these damn pills work or not? Stop bluffing and quickly detoxify us!

Dnzi panicked too, pulling out various chests, pouring out all sorts of pills regardless of whether they were effective or not, and swallowing them all.

But even after eating their fill, the toxicity didnt diminish. Instead, the three felt even weaker.

Finally, Dnzi, who couldnt swallow anymore, said in despair, Captain, Ive never encountered this kind of poison before. Maybe I cant detoxify it

Blacksmith, struggling to get up with his hammer, said, What about them? Lets go and smash them!

Dnzi pointed in a direction, Over there!

Then Blacksmith, carrying his hammer, his legs trembling, but still steadily walked in that direction, roaring hoarsely, What are you lying down for? Get up, you useless bunch!

Su Hao exclaimed, Theyre not dead yet? Such strong physique, it must be the effect of the mage body.

Ah Wang asked, Theyre coming over, what should we do? Attack them?

Ah Xing also glanced at Su Hao, seeking his opinion.

Su Hao said, Attack? Just keep poisoning them!

That makes sense!

Ah Xing and Ah Wang exchanged glances and continued controlling the poison to envelop the Hairy Team. Whenever they got close, they backed off, and when they tried to flee, they chased after them. It was very prudent.

But doing so was indeed a bit unethical, infuriating the Hairy Team to no end.

Now with weak legs, unable to catch up or escape, and with an unknown poison constantly haunting them, they couldnt stop.

Whats despair?

They were probably experiencing it now!

Blacksmith, helpless, could only roar in frustration, swinging his hammer around, turning the surroundings into a world of various weapons, but still couldnt change the fact that their bodies were gradually weakening and decaying.

Feeling weak and powerless, Dnzi suggested, Captain, lets play dead! Maybe itll lure them over and give us a chance.

After exchanging glances, the three lay down stiffly, motionless, conveying the message inside and out: Im dead, come and collect the corpse!

Not long after, Ah Wang said, Looks like theyre dead!

Su Hao knew they werent dead and shook his head directly, Even if they were dead, we cant be careless. Continue poisoning them for a few more hours to be absolutely sure.

That makes sense!

So Ah Xing continued enveloping the Hairy Team with poison, even going as far as helping it enter their nostrils.

Waiting left and right, no one appeared. Unable to lie still, the Hairy Team tried to get up, only to find that their bodies were numb and unresponsive, unable to climb up!

Its over!

The three felt a chill in their hearts. They never imagined that the famed Hairy Team would fall in such a place, ending in such a humiliating way.

They didnt even have the sentiment to say, In this life, I have no regrets.

Until nightfall, the three of them never got up again, until their last breath couldnt be swallowed, nor could it be expelled.

Ah Wang said, They should be completely dead now

After saying that, he gave Ah Xing a thumbs up and said, Ah Xing, youre really skilled, amazing! Youre already invincible!

Su Hao chuckled and said, Indeed impressive! If Ah Xing, you can develop a poison gas cloud with an automatic locking and following effect, then no one can escape the poison gas range, that would be even more invincible!

Ah Xing and Ah Wang gasped in astonishment. Su Hao, this guy, was truly ruthless!

Su Hao said, Lets go, its almost done, lets go take a look.

When they got closer, for safety reasons, Ah Xing used a qi blade to cut off all three heads before he could finally relax.

Looking at the three corpses, he could hardly believe that this was his handiwork!

You know, these three were all high-level origin mages!

Ah Xing walked over and picked up the pig head that had reverted to its original form, took a deep breath and said, Bury them, then lets go back and report the mission!

Ah Xing had a strange premonition that he had changed after today.

He thought to himself, Perhaps, being an invisible assassin suits me better!

Then he self-mockingly added, I never expected that in the end, the one who enjoyed the glory the most would only turn around to reveal his back.

When the three returned to Huoling Town, they found that there were already quite a few people there. Judging by the dirty appearance of these people, they were probably the unfortunate ones infected by the pig brains.

However, the news of Hairy Team successfully resolving the bizarre disaster had already spread completely!

Suddenly, Ah Xing burst into laughter.

Ah Wang curiously asked, Ah Xing, why are you laughing?

Laughing at this ridiculous world! Its a strange, indescribable feeling! I used to not feel much, but now I just want to laugh out loud.

Ah Wang also chuckled.

Ah Xing asked, Then why are you laughing?

Ah Wang shrugged and said, I dont know, I just laughed because you did, otherwise Im afraid youd feel embarrassed.

Then both of them looked at Su Hao, Why arent you laughing, Ah Yang?

Su Hao:

These two are abnormal, they should be stuffed with a pigs head!