Luck is a Charm

Chapter 167: Elephant Ear

Zen vanished from his position, appearing behind Wolfgang who was dazed for the sudden disappearance.

With his punch fused with true qi, Zen directly punched his back, causing the internal organs inside Wolfgang to burst open.

BAM!

"I-Impossible," Wolfgang mumbled as he coughed up blood and dropped dead in the ground.

"Maybe in your dictionary, it's impossible but not in mine," Zen said as he glanced at the other people with Wolfgang.

Seeing them falling one after another, Zen took out the orb and saw 322 points labeled in it.

It was an impressive amount of points considering the time was still early yet he managed to gather this many. Zen merely shook his head on this easy game created by Stuart as there was no challenge at all.

"Master, we killed them all," Romu exclaimed as he happily bounced toward Zen. It was obvious that Wolfgang and his companion had irritated him so much that being able to kill them has made his day.

Zen stared at Romu solemnly as he imagined Romu's future self as an artificial dragon. 

"Master?" Romu asked again, seeing his master was dazed and didn't respond to him as he would usually pat his slimy head.

"Oh, good job Romu," Zen snapped out of his daze and held him up in his arms while looking at the bloody scene in front of him.

Since every corpse has their skin melted down, with their internal organs in full view, the corpse was pretty much an eyesore and if a normal person was to walk in, they would feel nauseous.

If this were still back when he wasn't cultivating then he would have vomited already.

'Am I even considered a human after seeing all these deaths without any reaction?' Zen ponders inwardly as his mindset has been changed ever since coming to this world.

"Romu, am I a cruel person?" Zen asked Romu who was in his arms.

"Master is a kind and good-hearted person. Not only did you spare our life from harming you but you gave us good care. We couldn't be any more grateful than being able to be your contracted monster." Romu replied happily as he held Zen's face with his slimy hand.

Zen chuckled softly at the response of Romu, almost like it was an answer he expected.

Romu was correct, being cruel and cold-hearted does not depend on one person's view. Different people can have different perspectives on other people.

Some may like one person while others may hate that person to the gut where they prayed for their death every single day.

"Hahaha, great answer Romu, since that's the case, you are hereby permitted to target disgusting people and steal their points for me." Zen laughed heartily and lowered Romu back on the ground.

"Yes master, we shall obey your orders," Romu said as he regrouped with the rest of the worker slimes and proceeded to travel around without Zen.

After all, Zen could now teleport to them whenever he wished so it was a good chance to let Romu gain some leadership skill and fighting experience.

Meanwhile, Zen stretched his arm slightly as he burned the corpses with his essence flame.

Sometime later, Krista Dragoon and Leila Dragoon finally arrived at the scene and were dumbfounded to see no one else but Zen on sight.

"What happened to Romu and the other people that were targeting Romu?" Krista Dragoon glanced around before asking Zen about their whereabouts.

Zen held Krista Dragoon by the waist before speaking softly, "The battle has long been over since you took forever to come. However, I managed to defeat some magical beasts while waiting for you so allow me to cook you a fantastic dish."

Krista Dragoon tilted her head and wondered if she heard him wrongly. 'Cooking a dish? Is he even capable of cooking or is he going to cook randomly and make us have a stomach?'

Zen twitched his mouth slightly when he saw an expression of disbelief and doubt on Krista Dragoon's face.

He was kind enough to offer himself to cook for her yet not only did she not appreciate his effort but also dared to doubt his cooking skills.

"Cough, do you want to make a bet Krista?"

"What kind of bet are we talking about?"

"If my cooking is not up to par then I shall do one request you ask me to do but if my cooking is up to par then you shall service me for the night," Zen said with a wicked smile hanging on his face.

He was confident in his cooking so if Krista Dragoon dared to bet then she would definitely have to lose her purity tonight as he will enjoy each and every inch of her body parts.

Krista Dragoon blushed by the sudden condition made by Zen but she wasn't going to fall for his trick. Accompanying with him in this labyrinth so far has taught her something valuable.

That is, if Zen wasn't 100% sure of something then he would never do it so as a smart woman, Krista Dragoon smiled briefly before saying her response.

"No"

This time, it was Zen turn to be shocked by her response. He was expecting to trap her but Krista Dragoon refused to bet with him.

"Hmph, I have told you many times to stop thinking we women are easy to capture. You better cook us some delicious dishes otherwise, I don't mind twisting your ears into an elephant ear." Krista Dragoon sneered as she grabbed Leila Dragoon's hand and walked away, leaving Zen all alone again.

'E-Elephant ear and not pig ear? When did we increase the length and size from the twisting ability?'

Zen cried inwardly and heaved a helpless sigh as he could only do his best to cook up a good dish to save his ear from turning into an elephant ear. Just imagining the scene of him having an elephant ear caused him to shiver in fear.

"I also want some good food and instead of elephant ear, I would cook you alive instead with my essence flame." Cecilia interrupted his imagination as she also wanted his cooking.

Zen could only surrender to his fate as he said yes to Cecilia's request and started cooking with his utmost effort.