Kenkyo, Kenjitsu o Motto ni Ikite Orimasu

The joke is that it took me over a month to release this because I finished it two weeks ago but then went to sleep and forgot I ever did it! HA HA HA!

Are you guys laughing too?

The results for the finals were out. Naturally my name was nowhere to be seen.The top-three were the same as ever. Kaburagi, Enjou, and Wakaba-chan in that order. Wakaba-chan really is such a smart cookie. Youre amazing, Wakaba-chan~ This is going to make some people really unhappy thoughOh! And Fellow Stalking-Horse dropped to 7th! Are you being a little careless about your studies, my comrade?! Im not that smart so its up to you to drag up the Stalking Horses, okay? Youre the hope of our village. As candidate for next village head, you need to make us proud.Anyhow, I ended up at rank 86. Uguh, its so bad that I cant even talk about it! At this rate I might actually end up in the triple digits. Better take the summer studies seriously. Studying, dieting, spiritual training This summer is going to be busy.

Hey, Kikuno suddenly said. How about we all go somewhere together this summer?

Ehhhh! An outing with friends! That sounds wonderful!

Do you think well be able to book anything in time?

My, what if you simply came to my familys villa?

The girls began kicking up an excited fuss.Since we basically all have villas, they started discussing which one we were going to use. Id better ask my family as well.I mean, Im a.s.suming that Im included of course. I am, right? Right? I mean, Ive got a villa too, so let me into the conversation?

On the last Sunday before the summer break officially began, Sakura-chan and I went to do that Zazen meditation I mentioned.First the Zen Master taught us how to sit and meditate properly, and then had us enter the temple. I was happy to find that it was cool inside. I dont think I would have been able to meditate if it was humid.I couldnt manage the full lotus position so I sat down in the half-lotus instead, and half-closed my eyes. Focus. Control your breathing. Control your heart.I mean the breathing part is fine and all but controlling my mind~? Weird thoughts kinda keep popping up.Or so I thought, but with the room so quiet my mind started to calm down. My heart quieted down, and my eyes began to close.Ah-, Zen Master-san suddenly stood behind me. Could he tell I was falling asleep? I leant to the left so that he could tap my shoulder with his stick. It hurt less than Id expected. Was he holding back because I was a frail girl? But thanks to that I was getting sleepy again

-smack-

By the end of it I was so drowsy that my body was swaying all over the place. I cant even remember if he hit me again.

After a thirty minute session of that, we had some tea and then the Zen Master gave us a sermon. Then it was onto rewriting sutras. Wow, I thought it was just going to be the meditation.I placed the paper on top of the original and then began to trace it. Oh. This was easier than I thought. I used to do the same thing for writing practice as a child.Turns out it wasnt that easy. Zen Master-san told us that by tracing this our hearts would be revealed. I looked at Sakura-chans perfect kanji, and then looked at some of the weird squiggles on mine. Ill bet this one over here happened while I was thinking about the j.a.panese-style caf wed be going to after. My mind really is filled to the brim with worldly desires, isnt it.After submitting our copies to the temple, our day at the temple was brought to a close.

Reika. You didnt learn a thing, did you, said Sakura-chan, the very moment we reached the caf. Oh. I had originally planned to reflect during the training, hadnt I.

Seriously, because of all the smacking sounds coming from the side I could barely concentrate myself. And I swear you started rocking back and forth near the end too

That was a test of your heart and spirit, Sakura-chan. If something so little can sway you from the Path then I dont know what to say to you.

He should have smacked you with a real cane instead.

I was just reciting what the Zen Master had said. And a real cane would have actually hurt.

And today was so easy because I deliberately chose a mellow place for you, okay. Had we gone to one of the hardcore places youd be tenderised steak right now.

Ehh~ But you got hit too.

I asked him to.

Wow, youre amazing.

Well? Did you reflect at all?

She sighed as I stared at the sweets menu.

Guess not, huh.

Youre wrong. I was just looking, thats all. I wasnt planning on eating at all, I swear.

Ahh~ Nirvana isnt such an easy place to get into, you know~

I hope you fall onto the path of the chubster.

Stop that. Dont you remember what Mr. Zen Master said? Words have power so you shouldnt say cruel things to others, remember? How are you going to take responsibility if I really turn into a fatty?

Look, you really need to start exercising, Reika. How about that hot yoga stuff, or maybe aerial yoga?

You sure do love yoga, Sakura-chan.

Ive been doing my best with sit-ups and hula hoops, and I can just do yoga at home. If Im going to go out of my way then maybe some other sport would be better.Anyhow, I somehow managed to restrain myself from ordering one of the j.a.panese-styled sweets and forced myself to settle with a cold matcha drink instead.When I dont eat my tummy shrinks. But it swells again the moment I do. Geez, this is why its so easy to get careless~ It feels like Ill lose weight as soon as I start eating less.But I was determined to stick to my guns this time. That time with the pregnancy misunderstanding was a huge shock. I was actually still pretty depressed about it.I sealed away the dress from that day too. It had to be part of the problem.And when I sit down my flab comes out, so I was sitting with my stomach clenched at all times.

Say, Sakura-chan? Do I look too old?

Huh? No? Your face has been getting rounder these days so if anything you look awfully young. Dont worry about it.

So my face has been getting rounder

Today was the first day of my summer cram school.And wow, was this on a different scale to my middle school one.We were allowed to sit wherever so I picked a middle seat, a bit further back than average.I wonder if there are any Suiran kids. Hmmm. Everybody looks so smart.

While I was looking around, a group of boys and girls took the seats next to me. They all seemed to be friends. Whoaa What is this feeling unbelievable sense of isolation.The bag of the boy next to me steadily encroached on my territory. But he had his back to me and was completely focused on the conversation with his friends. Why am I feeling so ignored.Oh no. The trauma from my remedialsJust as I was moping, the boy suddenly laughed like crazy and smacked me with his hand. Ow

Ah, soz.

It is fine.

More importantly, Id appreciate it if you noticed your bag as well.

Whoa! This chick is like a total rich girl ojousama!

And her hair is done up so neatly~

Urgh.

Hey, hey, what school you go to? asked the boy behind me.

And he had a bunch of earrings too. So gaudy.

I attend Suiran.

Whooooooooa! Suiraaan! Total rich girlll!

I dont know what was so interesting about it but they all seemed really intrigued.And although the girls had smiles on their faces, I could see them secretly appraising me. Scary

Hey, so whats your name?

My name is Kisshouin Reika.

Even your name sounds rich! Dooope!

What the h.e.l.l.I picked completely the wrong seat.No, I picked completely the wrong cram school.This has got to be the first time Ive ever been treated so carelessly in all my time as Kisshouin Reika.This has got to be the worst treatment Ive had short of that pregnancy incident. I have complete confidence that if I drew a fortune right now it would say Huge Curse.

Cmon, cut that out. Youre troubling the poor girl. The ojousama of Suiran are just totally different from us, you know? said one of the guys next to Gaudy Piercings.

The girls started staying stuff like Yeah, guys~ Cut it out~ as well.

Hmph! As if anybody thinks you mean it!

I played up my indifference and began looking through my coursework. It was time to make use of the mindset I cultivated at the temple!But despite my best efforts, the idiot behind me wouldnt stop pulling and playing with my hair! My hair of all things! Had we been born an era earlier Id imprison you in the G.o.dd.a.m.ned Bastille for that!And who the heck pulls on a girls hair! Are you actually a high schooler? Are you actually?The final straw was the fact that when cla.s.s actually started all of the idiots around me turned out to be way smarter than I was.

Thats it. The moment I get home Im performing a salt-exorcism on all four sides of my room.