I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity

I came out of the shower, totally refreshed.

My clothes were kind of ruined, so I just had to wear a bathrobe. 'Guess I'll order some clothes.'

I was about to use the intercom when- I noticed that a certain well-endowed dragon girl was actually sitting in bed, wearing a pajama of sort and grinning rather intently at me. 

That was a very daring and tight dress. And she still didn't have a shred of underwear.

How could I tell? Ahem!

Her hands and legs were covered in scales but they looked more or less like fancy stockings.

Tempting but-"Would you mind stopping? I don't have any intention of cheating on Marg." It took a lot of patience for me to say that- yes..

Vey tempting, very tempting indeed.

She giggled. "Then let's get married. Then it won't be cheating, would it?" She winked. 

I sighed. "Look, you're a summon. Can you really sustain yourself without this saber? And you want me to marry my saber?"

She tried her best to keep her laughs inside. "Well-" She teleported straight to me and wrapped her arms over my neck.  The robe was still wet. "Let's just say, I don't care as long as I get to be with you."

I didn't bat her off immediately. "Why? I killed you and-" I actually wanted to know. It didn't make sense to me why she was acting like this. 

She smiled. "You'll understand soon enough. It's too soon for you to know. And knowing will change the future." For one second she was actually serious. It got ruined by her grin though.

"You know the future?"

She chuckled. "No, silly, I know the past. But-" She took the initiative and kissed me. 

Of course, I didn't kiss back and just shoved her off. "Next time you try that, I'll never call you again." I still needed the saber so I couldn't just toss her out. But maybe I needed some 'Marg time'. Otherwise, my hand or something other might slip. 

Her grin didn't disappear. Of course, she didn't say anything. 

With another sigh, I sat down on the bed, and only then did I realize, I had roughly 50 missed calls from mom and about the same from Marg. 

'Oh boy.'

While I was dreading over whom to call first, Marg called again. 

"Are you okay!"  I guess she was more worried about me than anything else. 

"I'm fine." I tried to smile. My junk sure wasn't though. They were in the midst of healing but I had a feeling they probably won't be usable in a matter of a few weeks. 

Marg sighed in relief. She was sweating and her pajama was kind of drenched. If I was there, it wouldn't have mattered if my junk was dead or not, I would have fondled her regardless. 

No, Enira's earlier attempts had literally clouded my thoughts. All I could think about was that. 'This isn't good.'

I cleared my throat and my thoughts. "I'm fine." I most certainly wasn't. 

"I'm so glad." Marg smiled, wiping the sweat off her face. She looked too damn cute, sweating or not! 

'I just wanna-' My mind was going off-track again. 

Something soft pressed against my back. "Don't worry, I'm taking good care of him." Enira was behind me and her stuff were too soft. And since she didn't have her underwear- I felt everything over the thin tight pajamas.

I was already in the process of being aroused, I didn't need more arousals!

Little Helio didn't bother rising up though.

Marg looked through the Holo with a condescending glare. "I'd advise not touching him, unless you want to die." 

Glad she still didn't think about hurting me. But how long will that last? What if I perhaps made a mistake? Would she really be alright? She might have said that she'd kill the girl but- I had a feeling I wouldn't get unscathed either. 

Wait, wait, why was I thinking about making mistakes! 'Calm down! Calm down!'

Enira just smiled. "But can't you see he needs my help to revive these?" She hovered her hand over my crotch. "Until he sleeps with me I won't help him regrow them and well, good luck trying to get him on without me."

Evil, she was evil!

But she was also right. Even after all this arousal, little Helio was completely limp. Were all three dead or something? All I felt was pain, so I couldn't tell.

Marg grinded her teeth but calmed down. "You have another match later this evening, right? I'll get mother and come to see you." She was still referring to mom as her mother. I guess she really wanted to get married soon but couldn't say it. Didn't matter to me, I was going to marry her, even if I had to revive her from the dead.

"But your condi-"

"I haven't teleported last night, and I'll head to your home and rest for the whole day, so it'll be fine!" Well, she seemed determined enough. But I had a feeling she wouldn't be resting for even a minute there. 

"Okay."

The call ended. 

Wait, but my crotch was still healing. Of course, I didn't get an erection but it was still healing, right?

RIGHT!?

"You lied, didn't you?" I tried to sound bold but failed miserably. 

Enira hugged me tightly. She was kind of warm and good smelling and my drive was kind of making me want to touch her. 'NO, you can't!'

But my loyalty was keeping me at bay.

"I did revive your manhood but- I won't revive your two fallen angels unless you spend the night with me."

This was kind of a predicament, wasn't it?

I sighed. "I guess I'll have to live with that."

Besides, it wasn't like I was totally crushed or anything. The last time I checked, they were still alive and kicking. It'd take some time for them to heal and be usable but-

"If you think you'll heal, you're wrong. I only made the outside appearance look good. The rest is kind of dead you know." She grimaced. "If you had another hole and perhaps a set of ovaries, you'd officially be a girl." She giggled softly.

She really was evil. EVIL SHE WAS!

Sigh.

Mom called. I guess she was worried about me too.

"You damn moron! What is wrong with you!"

Okay, maybe I expected too much. 

"How could you let yourself be trapped like that?" Elsa was right next to mom. "Are you stupid!" 

"I kind of didn't take it too seriously you know." I didn't want to lie to these two. "I underestimated him and his ability."

Mom sighed. "Well, at least you ruined his future. Now he has no hope of ascending to the throne. Reminds, is your future okay? I will see grandchildren right?"

I only gave her a dull stare and didn't say anything. Even if all three were alive, I still wouldn't bother making children. They were devils and they didn't need to exist.

Oh yeah, I made the guy completely infertile. I also ruined his precious hair and he'd probably have a cancer or three the next time he wakes up. The cancers were treatable but that level of infertility probably wasn't. 

He was a prince and his life was kind of over. 

The guy kind of did the same to me, so I didn't feel bad for him. 

"Are you-" Elsa attempted, a bit red. "Still a man?"

My face turned to stone. What the hell was my little sister saying? Mom was one thing, but her too?

Seeing my face she stumbled a little. "I'll still love you even if you aren't." Was this her way of comforting me? If so, I didn't need such sentiment. 

I pride kind of committed suicide.

I sniffed, I so, so wanted to dive into a glass of water and drown along with my pride. 

"Don't worry." Enira was right next to me, and this time she hugged me from the sides. "I can revive them as long as he spends the night with me. Otherwise, the healing process won't work."

Lies! Those were complete lies! She had remote healing for crying out loud!

"Looks like that's the dragon you talked about." Mom looked a bit uncomfortable at the thought.

While Elsa just glared.

"Mom, Marg should be arriving soon and she said she'd bring you two here. Do you have work tomorrow?" I tried my best to deter the conversation. 

'Take a hint, please.'

She chuckled. "I do actually. I won't be able to skip. Skipped too many days this month." Glad she could take a hint. "Will you be going, Elsa?" Apparently, she turned to her daughter, who was still glaring. 

'Please say no.'

"But of course."

Shit.

***

My clothes had arrived along with a new pair of underwear.

They'd also brought me lunch. I actually hadn't ordered any, more like I forgot. And since there was stuff in the fridge, I didn't pay much attention either.

Fried rice and shrimp: not a bad combination. The food was good, so no complaints there. I guess having a deluxe room had its perks.

I did wear the new clothes first though. 

"You don't need food?" 

There was plenty- enough for two.

"I'd be happy if you fed me though."

"I'll pass."

There was a table here but I ate on the bed, I felt most comfortable like this. Maybe dorm life had grown on me. 

Come to think of it, I never got to say much to Merin. 'Guess I'll give him a call later.'

"I'll even make one of yours brand new if you feed me," She whispered. 

She was actually sitting in front of me, still in tight pajamas. There were mini cute dragons embroidered. It really was kind of cute. 

  "Make it both and we have a deal!" It really was a good deal. 

She pouted slightly. "Then you'll have to give me a kiss too." She looked at me, totally serious. "And no, you can't back down."

I felt like I was betraying Marg but- for the sake of those times with Marg- for the sake of Helio Junior, I had to. I had no choice!

Yeah, I had no choice!

I had no choice, okay!?

"Fine." With a pout, I gave the affirmative. Enira meanwhile gave me a rather devilish grin.