I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

180 Wrong Size, Wrong Species

He already had around 230,000 evolution value!

Furthermore, aside from the remaining Advanced Gacha, he had just completed the mission and obtained another 80,000 evolution value!

To evolve again, he would only need less than 10,000 evolution value, which was easy enough to obtain.

Thinking this, Wang Mang quickly went ashore.

!!

He was just about to find a cave to hide himself and evolve, but suddenly noticed the presence of people on the island.

On the beach in the distance, two figures were hugging each other.

Oh, they seemed to be a couple…

Oh, wait, they were not just hugging…

Oh, they were doing that…

Wang Mang was left speechless at this sight.

F*ck!

Well, yes… that was pretty much it…

It was already strange enough that there were people on this deserted island, but it seemed that these two were on some sort of secret escapade.

‘Damn, I’m so envious!’

Wang Mang was originally going to evolve, but in the end stayed a while to enjoy the show.

Ten minutes later, Wang Mang made his way further into the island and found a good cave.

Then, Wang Mang said impatiently, “System, open the Advanced Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! [Advanced Gacha successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! [You received a box of Dorrex condoms!]

After seeing this, Wang Mang’s eyes widened.

F*ck! Just because he was watching the show did not mean that he wanted this reward. It would not fit a snake his size anyway!

Wang Mang was on the verge of cursing the system.

The first reward was a dud…

This was not a good sign!

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received a bottle of divine oil!]

Wang Mang felt his world collapse.

Heavens!

First condoms, now the divine oil of hardness had made its appearance as well…

‘System, don’t be like this! Give me evolution value!’

Wang Mang felt like crying.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 50,000 evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! [Evolution conditions met. Do you want to evolve?]

“No!”

Wang Mang’s mood finally improved after this.

If he had continued to receive trash items, he was afraid that he would not be able to restrain himself from killing that horny couple on the beach.

F*ck! Those two were also weirdos!

They were on a deserted island, but instead of finding their way back, they were actually in the mood to get down and dirty.

Thanks to them, his rewards had been contaminated!

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 100,000 evolution value!]

‘Yes, yes! System, this is the way to go!’

Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction, his mood turning from gloomy to sunny.

Another minute later…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 100,000 evolution value!]

Phew!

This Advanced Gacha had not been a dud after all.

This made Wang Mang feel much better.

Then, Wang Mang muttered, “System! Begin the evolution!”

[Ding! 320,000 evolution value successfully deducted! Beginning evolution…]

As usual, Wang Mang was knocked out cold for two hours.

After that, he did the usual.

“System, display my status information!”

[Host: Wang Mang]

[Type: Black Flame Bull Python]

[Status: Adult]

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[Cultivation: 4,300 years]

[Physique: 85 meters long, 7.5 meters wide, 80,000 kg]

[Combat Strength: Bite Force: 80,000 kg, Speed: 95 km/h]

[Skills: Death Entanglement, Corrosive Poison, Skin Camouflage, Steel Body, Super Self-Healing, Underwater Breathing, Bloodthirsty Rage, Myriad Beast Intimidation, Wishful Shrinking.]

[Divine Powers: King’s Enslavement, Soul Control Seal, Fallen Black Flames]

[Special: Storage Space, Information Detection, 90% Evolution Card x1, Free Divine Power Upgrade x1, Silver Treasure Chest x1.]

[Mall: Activated]

[Luck value: 50 (average)]

[Evolution Value: 191500/640000]

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After checking out his stats, he suddenly realized…

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“Eh, Silver Treasure Chest? What is this?”

He had never obtained a treasure chest. This piqued his curiosity.

As he had never opened one, he was really tempted to open it and take a look.

“Should I…”