Chapter 164: Pretending to be a ghost
It's not okay to reject a lady, it has to be for his own benefit, Xiao Lingchuan thought for a moment, and asked: "What reward is there?"
Li Haitang's face was full of dark lines. After a long time of contact, she found that the wild man is not as boring as she thought. She hooked her fingers and lightly picked Xiao Lingchuan's chin, "Master, give me a smile!"
Xiao Lingchuan stroked the broken hair on the side of Li Haitang's face with his hand, and pinned it behind her ear. He practiced martial arts and hunted all the year round, and his fingertips had a thick layer of calluses. He rubbed her fragile skin, After rubbing it lightly, it turned red.
"Otherwise, eat meat at night?"
Li Haitang felt a little itchy, and turned her head to avoid it. She stared at the wild man's chin. It hadn't been shaved for a day, and it had grown a blue beard, which made his already rigid appearance even more masculine.
"Yep."
Xiao???? Lingchuan leaned down and rubbed Li Haitang's tender face with stubble. A certain part of his body seemed to be on fire again. He smelled the jasmine fragrance on her body, and the burning feeling returned. Each part is clamoring, ready to come out.
The two hugged each other, and the changes in his body could not be concealed from Li Haitang. She twisted her waist and heard Xiao Lingchuan humming softly, and he deliberately lowered his voice to warn, "Lady, don't move around, otherwise, Do so at your own peril.”
Li??? Haitang's eyes were full of amorous feelings. In the past, the savage husband was like a stuffy gourd in the bed. She couldn't bear to beg for mercy. Now it's different. His low voice is like a stimulant, making her soft instantly. body.
"If you eat meat at night, you still need to drink some juice."
In the clear sky and broad daylight, Li Jinhu was still in the courtyard, Xiao Lingchuan didn't move, he whispered in his wife's ear with a hoarse voice.
Li Haitang covered her face, did she want to be crooked? It's too dirty!
Due to the action in the middle of the night, not long after dinner, Li Jinhu went to the room to catch up on sleep, Xiao Lingchuan dragged Li Haitang to bed, and exercised his power as a husband. The two fought for 300 rounds until she was exhausted.
The moon was in the middle of the sky, and the three of them went down the mountain quietly. Li Haitang was wearing a white cloak, her face was painted with white powder, and her lips were scarlet. She didn't dare to look in the mirror for fear of scaring herself.
Li Jinhu also didn't dare to look at the faces of his sister and brother-in-law, it was too horrible to look at, and he complained silently in his heart, offending anyone, he could not offend his sister, otherwise he would just wait to be punished, the key is that she actually made harmful moves, and the methods of punishing people are all kinds of strange.
"Sister, why are your legs still shaking when you walk?"
Li Jinhu walked away sullenly, and found her sister walking wobbly in front of her.
"this…"
Li Haitang was very embarrassed. It was because she and Xiao Lingchuan were in too high a position. How could she say this, she just found a reason, "It's because my sister is acting like a ghost for the first time, and she is a little nervous."
Li Jinhu: ...
The ones who are nervous should be the ones who are about to be frightened by ghosts, right?
He really didn't have the courage to look at his sister's face, so he could only silently light candles for the Li family in his heart.
At midnight, Lijia Village fell into dead silence again.
"Forget it, you just wait by the big tree, we will leave after scaring people."
On the way, Li Jinhu changed his mind and refused to do so. Li Haitang didn't force it, as long as black and white were enough, and they still had to travel at night, trying to spend the holiday with Chunniang and his wife as early as possible, and they didn't plan to delay for a quarter of an hour.
"Old lady Li will definitely get up in the middle of the night, we might as well wait on the wall."
Li Haitang looked around. Originally, the persimmon tree in the courtyard was the best hiding place. After it was cut down, the courtyard was too empty.
So, she pulled her savage husband and waited for Mrs. Li to go to the toilet in the posture of riding on the wall and waiting for the red apricot.
"The props are ready."
Li Haitang held a card in his hand, which said, "You are here."
As soon as Mrs. Li went out, he shook the cards at her, black and white impermanence came to collect the soul, and designated to scare people to pee their pants.
Things went smoothly, and after about a quarter of an hour, there was movement from the upper room. Mrs. Li came out of the house slowly with an oil lamp in her hand.
At night, the cold wind bit her bones, she shivered, and her steps couldn't help but become faster.
Under the moonlight, there seemed to be two dark shadows on the wall.
Mrs. Li's heart was pounding, and she wondered, could there really be ghosts?
When you meet a ghost, you must not panic, or you will be sucked into the soul. She rolled her eyes, stepped back to the side room, knocked on the door and said, "Boss, hurry up and go to the toilet with mother!"
Li Haitang: ... She is such a big person, and she has her own savage husband. Could it be that Mrs. Li can't see it?
"coming."
Li Dajiang didn't sleep well, he was tossing and turning, listening to his mother calling someone, he hurriedly put on his jacket and went to the ground, he opened the door, just in front of the couple, he couldn't help exclaiming, "Black and white are impermanent!"
I'm really tired, I can be regarded as someone who knows the goods, Li Haitang hooked the corners of his mouth.
"Mom, what do you see written on that sign? I don't know how to read."
Li Dajiang took a few steps back and leaned against the wall.
It is rumored in the village that black and white impermanence picks up people, and the sign in his hand is usually the name of the dying person, but he doesn't know a single big character and can't read it.
"Li Dajiang."
Li Dajiang was anxious and asked his mother, Mrs. Li, for help, but he forgot the fact that his mother was also illiterate.
Mrs. Li guessed that the person who was taken away was definitely not her. She was not killed by Mrs. Liu, and the doctor in the medical clinic said that she had a big life, and if she survived a catastrophe, there must be future blessings!
Li Haitang was speechless and choked, illiteracy is a terrible thing!
At this moment, she should prepare a few gloomy lines, but at the critical moment, there was a sudden gust of evil wind, and then, tragedy appeared. The hat on her head was blown off, and her long hair was messed up.
"Ahhh, ghost! You are so ugly!"
Li Dajiang sat down on the ground, while Mrs. Li was yelling. For a while, the dogs in the village were awakened and barked wildly.
"Old Li's, what's going on in your house?"
The woman next door is pregnant, and she makes a small fuss for two days, and then makes a big fuss for three days. Who can bear it if they don't get a good night's sleep?
"Husband, let's withdraw."
Right now, a farce is about to happen.
Li Haitang sighed, even though she was under house arrest by Mrs. Li, and the neighbor next door did not move and showed indifference, she asked herself, and they did nothing wrong.
After all, there are no relatives in the two families. It is a favor to help, and it is duty not to help. The woman saw her current appearance, and being frightened was not good for the fetus.
"it is good."
For some reason, Xiao Lingchuan felt unsatisfactory emotions in his heart, it was quite interesting to play around with his wife.
There was a commotion at night, which caused the whole village to mobilize. Mrs. Li and Li Dajiang were describing their experience of seeing ghosts, while the neighbor's man also saw afterimages and was still in shock.
The three of them had gone far away, Li Jinhu always felt that something was missing, he patted his head, "Oh no, I forgot my little burden under the big tree!"
"What's in the baggage?" Everyone in the village lit torches and went. There must be burdens that can't be hidden, can't they reveal their identities? Li Haitang was in a hurry.