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ntd f ll rtt m nt, t wuld hv bn ll rtt u.

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hv n d whn Fr-n wll t, nd th rgr f th vnt lmt tl t w n th ntl tg. h mk t mbl t rdt whh vnt wll hn whn.

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hr r mn thr butful grl n tht hl, nludng Fr-n, wh r t gd t lt thm d. ut m f thm wll rh f u lv thm ln th gm.

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Wht huld d?

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f nd t b tudnt t dtrmn th tmng f vnt n th vnt, thn wh dnt ut bm n? ll bm tudnt.

d bfr, t wuld b burd fr (fk) nt t nrll n hl tht trn knght t rtt th nt, but f d tht, th burdt h lrd urrd whn th rl nt (trn) nd th hl.

f bm tudnt, th nl rblm tht th munt f burdt wll nr.

d, m n nfluntl rn nw. n ng nn n b wn vr wth n rn ft nd lqun.

Wnt t th m n th rgnl tr?

(Rl) lr tk dvntg f hr ttl nt t ntrvn n th hl mttr f h wnd th l nd ud ll rt f rblm.

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t m lk mr thn hlf f th ndnt tht hnd n th hl wr ud b (Rl) lr.

Wht huld th rn fr nrllng?

Wll, n ut rfuntrl tht lngd fr hl lf bu f m g, r tht th g nght dm th ft hl bu ll th tudnt wuld b lk m gurd.

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h? mn knkng n th dr. Wh t? w ll frd u fr n.

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u m. lr-m, m hv mmnt f ur tm?

h n wh m n w th but-n wh rv m gurd.

h 20-r-ld tll grl wth blk hr ulld bk n ntl.

h n lt wh grdutd frm g nght dm lt r wth hnr nd bm m gurd knght.

h mltr unfrm, wth n ffl rnk ngn, w rftl dnnd.

r nm Ll tt, nd h tull n f th hrn tht uld b turd n th rgnl tr.

th w, h l frm nbl fml, nd unlk Vrnll nd m, h h fml nm.

Vrnll, trn, nd dnt hv fml nm bu w wrnt brn nt nblt, but thr r m hrtr n th gm wh hv fml nm, lk hr.

r tn tht f (rl) lr bdgurd n th rgnl tr, but h h lng hd ll flng twrd lr. lr unrul nd rrgnt, nd Ll mlnd tht hr mg nd wrd wr nt rfnd fr th ur.

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n thr wrd, h th n wh wll vntull btr m nd ut m fk nt.

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uldnt mln vn f w t b klld n th t whn m rvld t b fk, rgrdl f m umultd hvmnt.

h ttl f nt n th wrld ut tht mrtnt.

Nvrthl, t n ln wth m gl t vntull rturn th ttl t trn.

hr r n rblm wth btrl.

dnt mnd d t. ut dnt d t ut t.

m ur th nt mthng u nd t hr but n f th thr, Fr Drm, h tkn vrl tudnt htg nd urrntl hld u n th bmnt f th hl.

mm? W thr uh n vnt?

t trng m rtt ur hv unrvld ll th rut, but dnt knw f n uh vnt.

Fr-n, wht th hll r u thnkng?

Yur rnbl fr n ntn ttmt, nt kdnng.

Whh tudnt r bng hld htg?

Frm frt grd, Vrnll nd trn, wll Fr nd hn. Frm nd grd, dn, zu, nd W.4 n ttl, vn tudnt r bng hld htg.

mm. dnt rgn n f th nm t fr Vrnll nd trn. Frnkl, rll dnt r but thm.

v nvr hrd f thm nd th r nt turbl hrtr r nthng.

ut Vrnll nd trn r n trubl. nt t n th vrg f th nt ntn vnt?

Rthr, m mr uru t wh th r tll lv.

ut, m ur t wll b hndld n. l rt urd.

Wht th dmnd?

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N n, Ll-n. Frt f ll th thr rt dmnd, nt l rt urd.

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N ht mthng u dnt nd t hr.

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Fr Drm dmnd tht lr-m mut g t th bmnt ln wthut n gurd.

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ll rght, lt g rght w!

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