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t w tm fr wntr vtn n th dm, nd t w lnt u wuld b hrd-rd t rll t uul nn.

hr wr tudnt wrkng hrd n lf-trnng nd rrng t th thlt fld, but t w tll mr qut thn uul.

t uh ubdud dm, w urrntl wlmng rn gut.

Wll ut rn mght hv bn th wrng w t ut t.

d rn hd brught lrg gru f l rt, thr wr dzn f l t b t.

t w n th dm 5th flr gut r, whh hd bn ubquntl gnd m rnl rm. h ud gut nd fd h thr thr.

rt th, ng z. ut u ddnt hv t m hr urlf. uld hv gn t u ntd.

N. f u u nd m, wll m runnng, rgrdl f whr t m b. lthugh dnt thnk tht nugh rmnt fr m n

h n wh t n frnt f m w th mn ntgtr rnbl fr th kdnng ndnt frm bfr, llbrr ng z.

vr n th vnt tht hnd rvul, th ld mn h bm mwht rtv twrd m.

Wll, h dd ut rtv frnt bfr wll thugh.

nw, ddnt ld hm whtvr ftr th rvu kdnng ndnt nd rld hm unthd.

Wll, n th ld mn l dlrd tht Vrnll gru w nt gult, f dlrd hm GULY! t wuld mk m lk lk mn wh w unbl t rd th rm.

l, ld mn z md vr wrrd tht d turn nt th Wth ftr dftng hr urrnt ht, uld nl tll hm tht uh thng w mbl.

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f tld th ld mn vrthng, th dngr m trnfr t trn ntd. uh, ddnt gv hm lr lntn, thugh fr m rn, h md t blv n m.

tht rll k? Yu ddnt blv n uh unrtn thng bfr; u wr nt tht knd f hrtr, rght?

Wht th hk hnd t u?

h tm t, hd nt lttr ng wh t mt drtl t tlk but mthng, t ntd f ut rlng t t frt, th rn hmlf m.

rnt u mvng t frl dt bng th kng?

Wll thn u d u ndd th ld rn knwldg. Wht d u wh t knw?

wh t knw but rn wh lld th rht.

d th, z kd n brw.

Frm th w h rtd, t w lr h knw mthng.

Fr gnrtn, thr w rht wh rhd but th brth f th nt nd dvulgd thr brthl t th ng Yt mtrul, wh th rn r whr th rn lv hv n d but t. n th frt l, dnt rll undrtnd hw th rh wrk. m wr tht t m tnt hv m blt n ung mg, but t th futur hr n mg bl f tht. ht wh dnt knw. Wht th rht, rll?

Fuh f u r mrl ndrd bl t m tnt, thn vrn l uld nl b n nv n mg.

z trtd m wrd lk k nd lughd.

h, td? Wll~, w t muh f gnu, ftr ll. hugh t b t, wnt rfrrng t mlf, but th bd.

ut thn, wnt t n vrtu t b humbl?

w wll wr tht blngd t th t tr lvl f wr whn t m t mg, but t w rrt t gv uh l rv.

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b t, thr nt rht, but rthr, n rl t h nthng t d wth rdtng th futur. Wht w ll th rht hd ml hrd th wll f Gd nd ut t nt wrd. f th nt th Rrnttv f Gd, thn th rht th krn f Gd. hr tn nl rvld t kng f tht gnrtn, nd thr ltn ndrd lfd nfrmtn.

nddd t th ld mn lntn.

, thr w dffrn n nun1.

h ddnt rdt th futur, but rthr, th hrd frm Gd hugh n t w mt lkl wht l brught th nt nt tn, t w lkl th Wrld ntd.

h hrd t wll, nd rhd n th nt brth.

f th w th , t md mr n thn ut rdng th futur.

u t ur w th m th nt, t md n tht th wuld knw.

h rblm thn w wh uh n mrtnt rn h bn hddn ll th tm.

Wh w uh rn hddn w? f th r uh n mrtnt rn, wuld thnk tht th rl fml wuld url g nd nur thr ft.

fr wh, u wll undrtnd f u mt thm drtl. Whn frt nuntrd thm, w tunnd.

Yu wll undrtnd f u mt thm, huh.

f tht rll wht u thnk, thn lt tr t mt thm.

hugh f ur, tht nl f uh n tn wuld b rmttd.

Wll u rll tll m but thm?

Y. ut, nl u m m lng. N thr rn m mn u b hnt, m lmt brhng th ntrt lrd ut b brngng u lng.

t wuld ut b m. Wll, t w n rblm.

n th frt l, ddnt nd gurd.

ut fr uh rn t b bl f mkng ntrt wth th kng nd mllng hm t rtt thm rh th rht tull hd hghr ltl wr, vn mr thn th nt.

n th urf, t md lk th nt hld th hght ltl wr n th wrld, but th wr tull ut rf n th nd.

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l wt mmnt. t vr unttlng tht nl th tw f u wll g t th dtntn t th vr lt, lt m m lng gurd

Ll, wh hd bn tndng bd m, d th.

, t. Wr u ltnng t ll t wht w hd tlkd but?

ld n z glnd ldl twrd Ll, nd trnl rld.

ht nt b llwd. nl th wh ud th ng m knw th ltn f th rht. t tull ltn tht nt vn lr-m wuld nrmll b llwd t g t. wll nt mk n furthr tn.

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Ll.

vn th ld mn hd rbukd hr, Ll tll ntd n gng, ut n.

hr w nthng t gn vn f w mlnd hr; nd f Ll kt ntng, th ld mn m nd u thnkng whtvr nd hng h mnd but lttng m g t th rht l. ht wuld b trublm fr m.

ddd t mk Ll hut u hr.

wll b lrght. l blv n m, nd wt fr m t m bk.

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rtn kll: lv n m ttk.

ng th wrd, Ll hd n h thn but t hut u.

u lrd dlrd tht hr mtr, f h tll ntd, thn t wuld b n dffrnt frm ng h ddnt blv n m.

ut Ll, wh rvd m rm nght, uldnt ffrd t bltntl v n dubt twrd m.

undrtnd. n lr-m d

t lkd lk Ll tll wntd t mr, but h td lnt.

h w k.

Wll thn, lt mmdtl hv th ng rt m t th l whr th rht rdd.

Frtuntl, t w wntr vtn t th tm. hr wr n mr vnt tht wuld ur.

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hr mght b rn rnl vnt fr Vrnll t tk but, thr w nthng tht wuld nvlv kllng, ddnt nd t ttntn t t.

h mthd w ud t g t th rht ltn! urrngl, t w tm trn!

knw tht thr wr tm trn n th Wrld, but t w m frt tm tull rdng n.

t f th tm, d fl b mlf r rd hr rrg, t w nw rn.

w ttng n th t tht fd ld n z. n thr w nthng t d, ut lkd utd th wndw.

ut n ut dng tht wnt nugh t m fr tm, l tlkd t hm.

vn thugh th ltn lfd, trk hv bn ld dwn t g thr

Y. lthugh, th tm trn tht g thr luvl fr th rlt rnl trn. mmn l dfntl wnt b bl t g thr.

t w th tm trn

Whn thught but t, t w th bvu thng t d.

nl th wh udd th ng uld g t th ltn f th rht.

bvul, thr wuldnt b w fr hr rrg t g thr, n drvr wuld b nr ut t th m tm, u uldnt t ng t wlk t tht ltn ln.

h Wrld w urrntl ful th blt f bng ttkd b dmn n rd h lrd bn rdud t blw thundth f wht t n w, but tht mnt nuntrng dmn n th rd w vr thund tm mr lkl bk thn.

hr w n w ng uld wlk ln wth uh rk.

ut vn tm trn uld tll b n dngru.

h blt f dmn gttng nd th trn w nt 0.

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n th frt l, t w l lkl tht th dmn uld dtr th trk.

ut vn wth tm trn, fr th kng t trvl ln w url dngru thng t d.

n nt wrth f bng kng f h unbl t trvl ln tht ng tht h bn d dwn fr gnrtn. mt th rht ln w trl fr th kng t rv th rl, wll rtul. hr w tm whn , t drmd f bmng kng wh uld v Ll, nd w gvn th trl. n l rd th tm trn lng tm g.

uldnt nthng t th ld mn wh d uh lnl wrd.

h fl hv Wh wuld u brng u uh hv t hr, ld mn?

t w tht, rght? wrkd hrd t bm kng. ut n th nd, h w unbl t v Ll, th nt wh m bfr l.

f rmmbrd rrtl, tht rn w nfrmd b th kng f th truth but th Wth nd th nt. h rkll fught gnt dmn, nd thn ndd u gttng tn nd klld, rght?

nd l, ur n rd th, u but, u r th urrnt kng, rnt u?

f ur n dd th trl t bm kng, t u ntnud t b th n n th thrn, t mnt tht n f ur dd, rght?

ddnt knw f h thr fld th trl, r f h dd ftr ufull mltng th trl.

n th md th tmhr hv, wuld hv rfrrd t f u ddnt brng u th t

th w, t hd bn d tht nl th kng w llwd t knw th ltn f th rht, but wht but th l wh drv th tm trn?

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ht nt rblm. h l wh ntrl th tm trn r ll l wh hv bn hn frm th rvnt f th rht. W ll thm Gurdn.

rdng t th ld mn, th n wh drv th tm trn wr nt tzn f th ngdm.

Gurdn, huh mb t w m wn mgntn, but mgnd thm l wh wr hlf nud, wrng lthng nl frm th wt blw, nd wh rrd r, whl hvng wrd ttrn drwn n thr f nd kng n unknwn lngug.

Wll, th wuldnt b bl t drv tm trn f tht rll w th , nludd tht th uldnt b lk tht.

Gurdn t? wndr wht knd f l th r., lk frwrd t mtng thm.

Wll, thr w n w th uld tull b lk th undvld l hd mgnd rlr.

h mght lk wr nd urrngl mlr t humn.

r mb, thr vlztn uld untdl b mr dvnd thn ur w nd th uld b wrng futurt lkng lth.

w thnkng tht, th dr uddnl nd, nd mthng m ut.

ND W ! Y RF GN ND 2!

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-N DN -GN! UY R LLW W!

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h l wh rd ftr th dr nd wr wht wr th mthng?

h wr mlr t mthng lk mnk tht wr lth md frm nml fur.

Wll, th wrnt mnk, th lkd lr t humn thn mnk, but Nh, th wr mnk, ftr ll.

n t f tht, hd n d wht th wr tlkng but.

lkd t th ld mn fr nfrmtn, h lntl nddd h hd.

hr th gurdn.

Dnt rw wth m! hr ttll rmtv l, n mttr hw u lk t t!

brvtn w ndd rrt, but rll whd t wnt!

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Wh, th lkd vn tudr thn wht hd mgnd! h wr nt mrl undvld l, but ttll rmtv l!

nd th wn th brught wth thm, t w ttll ut udgl wth tn n th thr nd!?

rr wht r th tlkng but?

dnt knw. tut, th m t b nkng but mthng.

t md tht vn th ld mn ddnt knw wht th wr tlkng but.

ut th gurdn thn td nd urrundd u n rttv rl. h tk dfnv tn nd wldd thr wn.

t lt thnk th wr trng t rtt u?

WDNW RN URGND ! YW V!

h md t b tllng u but mthng, but td, ddnt undrtnd wht th wr tlkng but.

hn, fr m rn, th trd t mk m mv w frm th wndw.

Wht? Wht d u mn?

ut rght w thnkng tht, th rn wh hd trd t mk m mv w frm th wndw gt grbbd b bg brdlk lw nd w tkn w.

h . w trng t tll m tht t w dngru nr th wndw.

t m w r bng ttkd b dmn.

h rtur tht w flng utd thr w bg brd, wth wngn f rund3 mtr.

t wng wr blk, whl th rt f t w wht.

t h ut nd mngl lkbl f.

h brd lkd twrd th drtn nd thn lt ut r.

UD!

h ur rd n n nnng w.

h, rmmbrd. h wr tht UD-brd.

h wr mll fr tht rd n th gm.

DN ND! F R!

h gurdn wh gt ught md t b ng mthng, but uul, ddnt undrtnd wht th wr tlkng but.

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rh h d mthng lk, urr u nd hl! gt ught bu f u gu! b t w mthng lk tht?

dnt hv hbb f hlng mnk, but f lft th tutn ln, t wuld bthr m.

wll g fr bt.

td ut frm th wndw nd flw, ntntl rhng th bv th UD-brd.

mmdtl ut t dwn wth wrd f lght, thn grbbd th gurdn nd brught hm bk t th tm trn.

GNZ! GNR !

-N! DR RU DUR !

Whn rturnd t th tm trn, th gurdn trtd gttng n.

rh th wr h.

hn th gurdn vd grbbd m hnd, nd trtd ng mthng whl rng.

UY N! UY N! UY Y DV W FL Y!

ddnt knw wht th wr tlkng but, but gu h w thnkng m thnk.

dnt r but bng thnkd b mnk thugh