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llr f lght urd dwn frm th k.

t w vvd tht, vn wthn th bttlfld, t md vrn t nd lk twrd t drtn.

nd th lght fdd, th h f humntnd th dmn urg rd thr.

h l wh ut rrvd t th bttlfld wr th nght f nght wh hv bn ltd t rtt th nt th 11 Gurd nght.

vrn t fr Vunt F, wh w th dm rnl, w gthrd thr nd th hrl lkd frwrd.

h l bhnd thm wr th h f humnt, nt lr, nd th nght rnt wh wr l tudnt frm th dm lr w tudng n (l, thr w wrd gl hrtr md n, lthugh th wr nt ur wh).

n lr lft w th rm nght, Ll, wh w tndng t ttntn t rtt hr; whl n hr rght w Vrnll, wh hd bn grntd wrd b th nt.

h rw lkd t th nfldng n wth hr tht wr flld wth dlur. t rlzd thn tht t rdtn w flwd.

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nt lr u RRvd t QuklY N, vN bfr h WhY t, thr R l thr nght

h rw w wll wr tht lr hd bn nfnd b hr fllw humn.

t ddnt knw whh flh humn ddd t d uh thng, but nw, t w grt hn fr th dmn n lr mvmnt wr rtrtd.

f ur, lr wuld ltrll m flng f th ttkd th kngdm, but th rw hd rdtd tht th nght wuldnt b mng lng.

h w bu th nght hd btrd lr.

t w th bvu nlun tht h wuldnt brng lng uh trtr wth hr t th bttlfld. nd n th frt l, t w unhrd f tht lr hd th blt t brng th mn l lng wth hr qukl t uh lng dtn.

f lr dd m, h wuldv hd t m ln; nd vn f thr m lng wth hr, th huldnt hv rrvd th ft.

ut n tht mmnt, uh ultn w rvn t b ttll mtkn.

lr w bth bl f brngng thr l wth nd t uh hgh d wll, nd thr w n rnt drd btwn hr nd th nght.

W th nfrmtn t rvd wrng? r dd th mk ?

Whtvr th , th rw w fng th wrt nr.

, h t nt-m!

nt-m h m!

h Gurd nght r l wth hr!

lr rrvl mbldnd th llbrr rm, nd thr mrl nrd.

h w humnt h; th mbl f ut, lr, nl ndd t b rnt t nr l.

h rw trd t tm th dvlmnt mhw b ummnng trnd n mr.

ut lr mrl glnd t t nd th wnd td ntntl thn trtd dvnng twrd th dmn d.

h dmn wr flung u t k b th trnd wnd nd th dmn rm w unnrvd.

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tht w hnng, lr trtd ung rvr mg, nd h ldr wh hd flln r w wundd wr full rvrd.

k thn, w rrvd t llbrr tl.

h numbr f nm thr w ut lttl hghr mrd t th nm rvul rnt n th Rutn kngdm nvn.

thught hd huntd th Dmn dwn qut thrughl, but t md tht th mn tll rmnd.

td thugh, th wr th lt n.

rh th hd gthrd ll dmn th uld fnd frm vru rgn fr th lt t f rtn.

u th Wth w tng hddn bnth th dm undrgrund r, th dmn bv grund hd t fnd fr thmlv.

Wll, th urgu fnl rtn wll nd u bng ntl n m hr!

fl rr fr th dmn, but n th tk th trubl t gthr hr, wll ln thm ll u.

Whn th nd, thr wnt b nmr lrg l dmn bullng, lt d th wth vgr nd tl.

h tm, Vrnll gru w l hr t wth. m t b l nd d RN!

ur Lbrt (Gldn Frdm)

rtn kll blt; u frgn l undng wrd kll nm tr r!

h tm t wnt rvrb, t w th Dmrt ltl tm tht hd bn mlmntd n lnd n th 1600, whr th nbl wr th n wh hd mt f th ltl wr1.

h kng hll rgn, but nt gvrn.

n th tm, th kng rgnd t t, but dd nt ntrfr wth gvrnn; th wr ttll ludd frm uh thng.

ut t bluntl, t hd mltl nthng t d wth th urrnt tutn but n th nm undd l, ut rndml ud t kll nm.

dlrd th kll nm, gldn lght ht u nt th k, thn t ttrd nd bm untl bm tht thn rnd un th dmn.

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h bm vdd trgtng lld ldr nd kt rng dmn. h nm numbr wr wftl rdud.

Dn l t nt D L! Ll hR!

h rw md t b th mmndr nd qukl trtd gvng mmnd t th dmn.

Whn th bm th Grtr Dmn, th rw hd lrd md t b qut w.

thnk v rvul hrd but hw m untr rrh ttd tht rw ntllgn w but qul t tht f 7 r ld humn kd.

7 r ld w rund th tm whn rn bm wr f thmlv.

l mmr whn thr gd 3 r 4 wuld b qut hrd t rll n th bm dult, but mmr frm whn th wr 7 r ld wuld untdl b r t rmmbr. t w tht lvl f ntllgn.

t th vr lt, 7 r ld wr lrd bl t tlk rrl nd rd hrgn.

h uld l gm nl, nd th hldrn f td gnrtn mmnl ud mrthn wll.

n t f tht, bmng Grtr Dmn l btd t ntllgn rh tht rw lrd d mnd tht w n mlr lvl t tht f humn.

Undr th mmnd f th w rw, th thr brd t dmn mmdtl trtd mvng twrd ur drtn.

Wll, h. t w bvu tht thd m ttkng frm th k.

n ur nd, w th nl n bl f flght; nd n trtd flng, ll th n wh wr gurdng m wr gnrd, nd ll f th nm nmng trk wr md t m.

ut lghtl ld nd trtd fltng mdr. w mvng t ttk th brd dmn tht wr rhng.

Wll, td b nugh t u n ll nmng lght mg ttk nd nd t wth .

tur wrth

Dnt lt thm m lr t lr-m!

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w but t ht m mg, t ld n frnt f m nd truk dwn fw f th brd dmn.

W, ur n th w! Yu lmt gt ught wth m mg, u knw!

ddtnll, th thr Gurd nght l umd n nd trtd htng mg twrd th brd dmn, uldnt gt l.

N, u . Yu ddnt hv t d tht, ut g rtt th wkr ldr nd nght. rul.

hd n h but t wth th mg w gng t u, nd ddd t ht nthr gldn bm t rdu th nm frm fr.

h w th rn rfrrd l l.

f thr wr t mn ll rund m, th bm hndrn nd wuld b rvntd frm ung mg.

f thr wr mn nm, uld ut r thm ltgthr n tfng mnnr. Wth ll nrb, uld nl ht ln ttk mg.

wnt t qukl run hd t th ntr f th nm~

wnt t u mult-trgtng mg thr nd ln th r~

lr-m, l dnt g t fr hd! W nght hll rtt u!

ut td hd bt nd th hnd.

N, u ddnt hv t rtt m. wnt wk t th nt tht d nd rttn.

h mutv bn undr m mundrtndng, nd thught tht w m knd f fltng rn wh wuld d f wnt rttd.

Frtun fvr th bld.

nw, lt r m ll ttk wr.

Whl lkd l l, t wuld b l t nt u n gvn wn fftvl. Lt ut wth trtg.

wrd f lght rnd dwn frm th k, rng thrugh dmn nd lndng n frnt f th ldr.

h wrd wr md f lght nd hrdnd wth mg; t w hnd wn tht wuldnt dull.

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t l hd buff mbud n t. h wh hld t wuld rv n ltr gnl whh w trnmttd frm t hndl. h gnl frfull dbld th bd lmtr. t w th -lld wr f tudt whn undr fr.

hr w ng tht humn nrmll nl ud 20% t 30% f thr wr.

f lft n thr wn, thr bd wuld brk dwn, thr w l ut rgnrtn mg mbud n t.

th ldr wh hld th wrd wuld b bl t u 100% f thr wr nd gn th wr f tudt undr fr, nd thr brkn bd wuld ntnu t hl th n k fghtng.

hr l n fft t blk n rtr nludd wth t.

l dmn rdutn n th brn w btd, mkng thm frl nd uhr; th bm th rft ldr fr bttl.

Y, tht w ttll vlln mv, f d mlf!

lthugh, hv ttd t n mlf nd thr wr n ur d fft fr.

t w k. hr wr n mmdt hrmful fft.

n m dfn t lt, th w w bttr fr thm thn ndng u klld du t thr lk f wr, fr f n, nd frful rgntn. hr wr mn uh ldr.

Grntng th wrd rdud th numbr f dth, t wnt tht bd, but nh, t w tll dk mv, gu.

h ldr, k u th wrd!

th ldr qud th dng wrd, th wr ntntl n hgh nd uhd bk th Dmn.

h~ h~ mzng mmntum thr.

vn thugh th wr nfrr untl ut mmnt g, th wr qukl bl t trt dftng Dmn.

h n f thm wr unlhng thr tntl bl wrrr.

gzd t th rnfrd ldr hrd wrk, mhw th Gurd nght ll knlt n frnt f m.

lr-m, l l grnt u th wrd f lght.

h? Yu gu l wnt dng wrd?

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Yu gu r lrd trng nugh vn wthut t. dnt thnk u wuld nd t thugh?

vn w thnkng tht, th md t wnt t rll bdl, n th nd, gv thm m wrd wll.

h m wr rung u!

Wll, ur lmtr w rld, ftr ll.

h. hrt l mbldnd.

Wll, ur brn w dng u, ftr ll.

wund r hld

Wll, wthut tht buff, ur bd wuld nvtbl b dtrd b wrd fft ntd.

nw, th nght gt nrd fghtng rt nd, flld wth nrg, trtd uttng dwn th rhng brd dmn.

Uhm, hv nthng t d.

h tutn hd ttll rvrd, nd llbrr rm gt rvvd u nd bt th nm dwn. Nn f th nm wr rhng m.

h rult f th mth w lrd lr ut. Nthng wuld u u t l.

W wn. n th bttl h ndd, wuld lk t tk bth. 2

DN! t VR Lt, vN Ut th nt!

Undrtndng t nvtbl l, th rw hrgd thrugh m drtn. t md t b mng fr dubl .

t frm t flw trght hd w kn t flng bullt; t lkd qut wrful.

h nght hurrdl trd t t t, but th wr hll t rt du t th rw ft mvmnt. h rw k w gttng lr twrd m.

Wll, tht wuldnt wrk gnt m thugh.

r lk, t w mr trublm f t rn w, th w mr nvnnt fr m.

nd m rm nd tk tn lk w gng t th th flng rw.

t wuld b trublm f t rn w n th tutn, whr t ll bm burdn. l, ndrng t d, t mght b bl t vd m bm.

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ddd t lur t l t m uld, nd t l t mvmnt bfr fnhng t fr ur.

lr-m wht r u! Dnt tll m, ur trng t rtt th ldr bhnd!?

t md t w mrdng mthng.

hr wr ldr bhnd m? ddnt vn nt.

Wll tht w nt mrtnt. t w nglgbl.

Wll thn, rw, fl twrd th dfnl bm!

nd thn drwn n dr whn u fnd ut ur drt ttk ddnt wrk!

lr-m!

r rll thught, nd thn fr m rn Vrnll umd n frnt f m nd mbrd m.

hn h bk gt rd b th bk 3

h, wt, u

Yu, wht r u dng!?

/N: mul w lkng.

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