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Nw thn, wht huld d n th tutn?

w urrundd, ndrd n m rdmnt whl drnkng m blk t.

Dnt tll m th blk t h lng mdn md n?

Wll hd untrmur gnt n r rthr, untrmur gnt bd ttu fft, th knd f thng wr ul gnt m thugh.

Ung wtr mg, n n tht ntrd m bd wuld b utmtll dntgrtd ntntl, rmvng th n frm nd.

Drk mg l h th fft f dllng thng tht wr hrmful frm m bd, n r vru wuldnt wrk n m.

bvul, nvr ttd t gnt mwrd vru lk th n n Ftn. hugh mb t wuld tll b fftv, rgrdl f m rttn mg.

Wht d u mn b th?

rtndd t b lm nd urrttul hkd m urrundng.

h n wh urrundd m wr th ldr f vr ntn nd mhw thr wr knght md n, nd l th Gurd nght n t f tht.

Wht, vrn btrd m? Dd lk hrm tht muh?

Fr ll th Gurd nght t Ll nd F t btr m, td vn uldnt lugh t ff l.

ur dt lg, lr-m! ut w

W wnt k u t frgv u but, vn vn , w dnt wnt t l u!

lghtl glrd t th Gurd nght th rhnvl tmmrd thr u.

h d th ddnt wnt m t d, but wrnt th wr (dt nt knwng th full truth) tht th nt wh dftd th Wth wuld nd u dng nw. wvr, th tll h t bm knght dt tht n frt l?

h wll. uld lv th rmn fr ltr. Wht ndd t d nw w fgur ut hw t lv th tutn.

hr wr 10 Gurd nght nd rund 20 knght. hr wr l bunh f ldr.

Wll, tmtd tht t wuld tk l thn 10 nd t knk thm ll unnu wthut kllng thm.

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f g fr kll, t wuldnt vn tk nd, but ddnt thnk ndd t g tht fr.

ng z. Yu mntnd rlr tht lng t, wll b mntnd. hn d lk t k gnt rn wh bl f tht, d u rll thnk th numbr nugh t ur uh rn?

ut th munt, uld l ln u wth lght mg nd hv t g . rul.

lrd ntntl ld rnfrmnt mg n mlf. Whtvr th trd hr wuldnt b nugh t hurt m.

n th frt l, th thught f m th rl nt, th ddnt thnk th uld dl dmg t m n th frt l.

Yt whl ng z w l lghtl rhnv hmlf, th ml nvr lft h f.

bvul, dnt thnk uh thng. ut t m th nt th fr ur mnn.

h d tht, lkd twrd Ll.

Fr m rn, Ll w ut tndng thr ubmvl whl wrd w bng hld vr hr nk.

, t!

Wht r u dng, lttng urlf gt ught tht l?!

k u t g thrugh wth th full? W l dnt wh t mk n nm f u. W ut wh fr lttl , w ml wh fr u t r but ur wn ft ut lttl bt mr.

Whl h tn w qut rdl, th w h k ddnt rmt n rful.

d tht h ddnt wnt t mk n nm ut f m, but th vr tn w n dffrnt frm dlrng n lf m nm, u

dnt thnk t tht bd dl fr u. Wr ut kng u t t n ur t fr th rt f ur lf tll url b mr rftbl fr u thn dng whl fghtng th Wth. Yu wll gn rt, b wrhd, nd hld ltl wr. nd u dnt hv t d fghtng Wth. Wth th tutn, t n nl b dvntgu fr u. Dnt u thnk ?

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dvntg, huh wll, u uld tht d nl rft frm uh rumtn rnll.

wvr, tht w rll n dffrnt frm ng tht ur uhng th rblm n t th nt gnrtn.

u f th Wth rmnd undftd nd d w, th dut wuld nl b uhd n th nt gnrtn nt.

Nthng wuld b lvd, nl dld wth urfll mntnd .

n tht , t wuld b bttr fr m t brk th l, nd nur n mr Wth wll b brn vr gn.

l thnk wht th k frm m w th nt mbl.

n thr wrd, f grd t t, wht wtd m w futur f mrnmnt wthn th tl.

lthugh, th ddnt rll m t r but m nn n th frt l.

Wll ut thnk t vr. , u. Ld nt-m t hr rm. Rtfull.

Y. lr-m, hll ld u. l m th w.

th rdr f ng z, w ld w b th Gurd nght.

uld ut knk thm dwn nd but t w urrntl tkn htg. t wuld b mr rudnt t vd dngnthng rkl.

uld l gt rd f vrn hr, nludng t. nd n th wr ll d, uld ut k t u nd run w, but

Wll, t wnt nt lk th ntndd t d nthng bd t m nw. ddd t ut t dwn tntl. url, hn wuld r n nugh.

N h. wll k qut fr nw.

hr n nd. knw whr m wn rm ltd.

td u, nd ntrd m -lld rm turnd rn.

hn hrd th und f m rm bng lkd frm th utd.

Wll, knw t wuld turn ut lk th.

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Nt nl w th dr brrd, th wndw w l vrd b turd ltt.

nnd th utd, w ldr trllng t grund lvl nd urvllngth rm.

f wr t b dtrng th ltt, wuld b ntd mmdtl, huh.

wlkd w frm th wndw, nd ntd th rm.

h rm w mntnd wll nd w mfrtbl nd ln.

h ht f th nd bd wr l md rrl nd th t tm furnturl lkd nv.

knw th tl w rn t lk n nt, but nvr mgnd t wuld b ud whl w tll n tv nt.

n th dr nd th wndw wr n gd thn, th tl rut wuld b th frl.

hugh bvul, th rm frl w dgnd tht n dult humn uldnt ft n, ddnt bthr hkng t.

wvr, mll rn mght b bl t ft, t wnt lk nthng uld g thrugh.

gthrd m f m mg wr, nd ht ut fr t mg bullt.

t wnt thrugh th frl, u th hmn, nd rhd th utd.

nw, wht ndd t d w v t. lng uld ur hr, th rt f t wuld b nugh.

rr, but unfrtuntl, hd n ntntn f qutl lng th rl f kdnd rn.

vn , m nnt l knw tht uld ml ntm n urd t, t wuldnt b tht .

Wll, t wuld b lng bttl.

Frtuntl, thr wr n bg vnt r nn n dngr f dng n th dm t th mmnt, t huld b n rblm vn f wntt th dm.

huld ut t ut fr nw.

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t h bn wk n lr lft th dm.

t w nnund tht h w nvtd t th ng hng rt, t qut m tm h lrd d n thn, vn wth th trvl tm bk tkn nt unt.

h ltn w ud t b th nt tl, but th dtn btwn th dm nd th nt tl w l nugh tht t nl tk 3 hur f trvl b rrg.

h hrt dtn md n n th lfr g nght rnng nttutn w whr th nt nght wr dutd.

bl grdut wuld vntull nd u wrkng t th nt tl.

hrfr, th dm w bult l t th nt tl, nd w tutd n n r tht brl tuhd n ntnl trrtr.

ht w wh, t w qut trng tht h hd t t rturn ftr wk.

Dd h dd t t ttndng th dm nd t rmnntl t n hr tl?

t w nt n mbl turn f vnt.

n th frt l, t w wrd fr th nt t nrll hrlf n th dm.

t uld b d tht h hd ml rturnd t whr h w ud t b.

ut Vrnll knw bttr. fr h lft, lr lrl d, wll m bk n.

vn f t w tru tht h ddd t t rmnntl n hr tl, wuld h rll ut lv lk th wthut ng nthng t nn but t?

t rll wrd.

t w urrntl vnng nd thr ln hd ut ndd.

Vrnll hd gthrd wth th uul rw, nd th wr tlkng but t.

Vrnll, trn, hn, Fr, r, n, nd l ul, wh w hkng frm wthdrwl mtm ud b nt ng lr fr wk.

h wr gthrd n n mt lrm, nd ultd but wh lr hd nt t rturnd.

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rh th wr ttkd b dmn r bndt?

vn f tht hnd, lr-m uld l dl wth t. Ll-n l b hr d l, f tht hnd, thr wuld b rrt but t t.

trn vd ut n blt, but hn qukl rfutd t.

f th nt rll drd bu f uh rn, thr wuld b qut fu but t vrwhr.

Ntn wuldv gvn rh rdr, nd ldr wuldv bn dld t rh fr hr.

Yt urrntl, n uh tn hd bn tkn. t w ful tht t w mddnng.

t th vr lt, n ntn w uttng u n uh fu.

r nrnng thugh, w tht th nt hd drd fr wk, t thr w nthr tn dn but t n thdm d, nr n lntn gvn t tudnt.

hr hd bn wrrd dur mngt th tudnt but wh lr hd uddnl drd.

Yt thr w n rn t ll. h w lrl bnrml.

n, hw but th hdmtr

ut k n rtng n rblm lk n dt. hnt vn gvn n dtl t th thr. t m t w ml nnund ftr b th ntn t th rt tht th nt lft th dm.

th Ntn?

Y. h nt wnt t th Dnnr rt f kng, nd th Ntn uddnl nnund tht th nt wnt b mng bk. n thr wrd, th urrnt tutn lkl du t th hmng f ntn r bl b th ng f vr ntn.

h ntn trng t hrm th nt f uh wrd wr uttrd fw d g, th wuldv lughd t ff mbl.

ut tht w nt th nw.

Durng th fght gnt Dz, Vrnll gru m t lrn th truth but th rltnh btwn th nt nd th Wth.

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h ft tht th nt tl w tull dgnd rn t dtn th nt nd tht th ntn hd ttmtd t lmnt th rvu nt, l, wr thng tht th hd m t lrn but.

Du t uh knwldg, th ll rhd rtn nlun.

h ng mrnd lr-m ? ut wh wuld th d tht? t nt lk h dftd th Wth lrd nd but t bm th nt Wth; wh wuld th mrn lr-m nw?

r lk, t tl bu f tht rn tht th dd t?

Fr d th qutn rturbdl, t whh r rndd n nvnd mnnr.

r lml ntnud.

vn wthut dftng th Wth th Wrld lrd t th Wth rd b th nt nd tht h nt bl t mk n mv rthr thn frfull dftng hr nt t bttr t hv vrthng t th w?

nt tht rul rthr thn hvng lr-m bm Wth, th thnk t rfrbl t mntn th urrnt tutn, th ng ddd t mrn hr?

rh tht th .

N n w bl t rfut r ultn.

ndd, rthr thn lttng lr bm Wth, t wuld b mr rfrbl t mntn th urrnt ttu qu.

u th Wth tll td, t uldnt b lld rft .

ut vn wth tht, th wthut th Wth wuld nl lt fw r t mt.

nwhl, wth lr wuld lt fr lng h lvd n.

hr w n lgl rn t thrw tht w ut t dft th Wth.

vn , tht nt n tbl rn t mrn rn wthut hr nnt. dnt thnk tht rghtu thng t d. ht mn lr-m wll nl b ud.

rh, t rll wuld b bttr f lr td mrnd n th tl lk th.

wvr, tht mght l b th wrng thng t d.

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Vrnll ddnt rll knw whh dn w rrt.

ut Vrnll ddnt thnk h uld lv th tutn ln thr.

Rght nw, ll f th tll mrl ultn. Lt k th rn wh wuld knw th dtl tu-m, drtl.

h d tht, n td u.

Vunt F, wh hd rld Dz hdmtr, hr fthr.

f t w h dughtr, n, wh kd, rh th dmtr wuld hntl tll hr but t.

Vrnll thught nd h grd wth n uggtn.

Yur rght. Lt k hm but t. hr n mnng n ut dungth hr. W hll fnd th truth.

f ll ur ultn r ut mundrtndng, thn t fn.

ht w th bt nr.

ut f th ng r trul rbbng lr f hr frdm, nd trng t u hr fr thmlv

t vr lt, wll fght, vn f th nnt r kng.

Vrnll lntl trngthnd h rlv.