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t bu th hdmtr w tull htd, th tudnt rd whn h gt rrtd! Wll, nt tl.

Rght ftr tht vnt hnd, th dmtr t w tkn vr b nthr rrnttv.

f tht rn w l knght f th rvu nt, th m rblm mght hn gn, th tm, th wr kd frm th gru f tv knght.

nd n wh w hn fr t w th 2nd t f Gurd nght, Vunt F.

n ld dud n h md-thrt, nd n rt wh w th rm nght untl h w dftd b Ll.

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u f uh rumtn, hd t t rfull twrd th ld mn.

w l gttng wkr h gd, nd h hmlf d tht t lrd hrd t ntnu h tv dut knght.

n tht n, udng th dm hdmtr w gd rtrmnt b fr hm.

nd wth th, thr wr nw 2 Gurd nght wthn th dm.

Gng bk t th t.

h dm tll funtnd nrmll vn ftr th hdmtr w rld, nd t w gttng lvlr rntl.

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t w n vnt tht w bng hld n th bg hll f th 1t flr lld th Dn rt.

d bfr, th mrt f th tudnt hr r rtrt hldrn, nd uh kll r tught hr t nr fr thr futur.

l, t td tht knght huld b bl f lzng t lt t m tnt, dnng trtd nr knwldg.

n th nt w ftn nvtd gut n rt hld b th ntn f th wrld; f hr gurd knw nthng but tqutt, th wuld hm thr mtr.

Ndl t , w tll rgrdd th nt vn f w fk, w t lt tught hw t dn.

vn wthut tht thugh, dnng n f th vr fw ntrtnmnt n th wrld, dt nt bng Nbl, t w n bvu thng t lrn.

hr wr vn l hll md fr th l rn f dnng n twn, nd th rtd t full t vrd.

fr dnng bm mntrm ur f ntrtnmnt, th mn ntrtnmnt ur thn wr ut dul btwn l, kllng hw tht ud turd dmn, nd ubl utn f rmnl. uh, t w undrtndbl wh dnng bm ulr. h

Fr th gm mn tr, thr w nthng f mr mrtn n th dn rt.

ut thr wr unqu vnt fr h hrn n th vnt, nd u wuld gn grt munt f fvrblt fr th hrn u nvtd t dn.

f u whd t ntr rtn rut but lkd fvrblt f tht hrn, r u whd t wth rut btwn hrn n th mddl f th gm, thn th vnt mrtnt.

Wll, t ut lttl lutn fr dutng fvrblt.

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l uul, durng th vnt zzr ttmtd t l vrl tm twrd Vrnll nd t w nnng. wvr, hd blutl n ntntn f dng uh thng, u n frgt but t.

lr-m, t but tm.

Ll d tht, gt mlf u frm th bd w ttng n.

Wht w wrng rght nw w wht lrd dr, ndrd th frml unfrm f nt.

vr n m t dm, lw wr hl unfrm; uh,t flt lk t bn whl n wr th.

Rthr, whl t m utft fr th nt rl l, tull ddnt lk t tht muh n t kt fluttrng but.

n th frt l, m mn nd, u ? Yu thnk gu wuld fl h wrng fluttr dr?

thr r l wh lk tht? hut t. h l r lld rvrt.

muh rfrrd th hl unfrm mrd t th dr.

Whn w rrvd t th bg hll, vrl tudnt hd lrd gthrd.

rrvd, vrn td ntrtng nd thn lkd twrd m.

h, dnt wrr but m nd ntnu wht u hv bn dng.

ntnud m t nd mvd twrd whr th nw hdmtr w ltd.

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ngrt n bmng th nw hdmtr.

h, u r hr, lr-m. td, u lk bt n uh ur wht dr.

ht ut ur mgntn.

u rgulrl wr th utft ll th tm thn, u ut fl wrd whn wr nthng l.

d thng lk tht, ntnud t ht wth th ld mn.

ntl, mrl m hr t hw m f ut f dut n w tng n th dm, but ddnt rll lk th knd f dn rt tht muh.

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t wnt lk htd nthng but t n rtulr. ut ddnt thnk w utd fr t.

Whthr Ll undrtd th ntmnt f mn r nt, h ntd hv gz t th l wh wr but t nvt m t dn, ntmdtng thm w.

h, b th w, Ll w wrng url dr. t ttll utd hr.

Fr ll f m dughtr flh tn fr th trubl h hd ud u, gv u m dt lg.

h, t but n.

t k, t k. ht knd f thng tll ut n m tndrd.

wuldnt frgv t f th wr dud thugh.

d tht, ntd ld mn F w lkng t m wth mwht gntl rn.

Wht t?

lkng lk th rmndd m f th tm n tk r f lr-m.

h, th ld tm.

Fuh, w l qut hldh bk thn.

r d rtndd t rmn wth hm. ut tull, rmmbrd nthng but hw td bfr th g f 5.

h w bu nl d lr (?) whn turnd 5 r ld.

ut bd n th gm ttng nd th l rtn t m thn, thr wn dubt tht w gd fr nthng hld durng tht rd.

f w nt mtkn, th lr n th gm hd hrd rvnt h ddnt lk, tld thr rvnt t bull nthr rvnt, nd flfd rrt but bng bulld b l h fund nnng.

Uhh t w mrl nvr gt dmd.

lr-m frm th t, w t? m uru. Wht knd f hld w h?

h h grwn nt rtbl rn nw, but bk thn h w hld wh w mwht dffult t l.

h, ld mn F, t rght thr

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nw, h w fr-rtd nd qut unrtrnd h ddnt thnk l, fld th fml rvnt krt rund, nd rn but t n h td mvng, h rll ddnt mv. h ud t urrund hr bd wth vru thng nd wuld , th th bt tn n rh th thng nd wthut hvng t mv muh. Whn ml rvnt w gnd t hr, h d th mn w r nd frfull hngd th rvnt t nthr n. nd whn kd t tud thn, h ud t fll hr ntbk wth rndm rbbl ntd

hm? uh?

ht dffrnt mrd t th hldhd f th lr tht knw

Dd lr rll d n f tht?

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uh. ht wrd.

h ddnt d muh vl thught h dd.

Whl hr dmnd wr rtt lfh t w vr nrml mrd t wht lr udl dd

w d ln t r t f lfhn w dffrnt.

h rgnl lr lfhn w knd f dm nd tk. h mnl trmntd l rund hr. h w qut bl n ngtv w.

n mrn, th hld vrn f lr hrd but frm ld mn F md t ut b ln dt.

h w ut rn wh rmgd rund, mmndd b hr dr nd ntnt; ut hldh nd brtt fgur.

Whl w nfud b th nfrmtn, ld mn F ulld ut hndkrhf nd trtd wng h .

n t f tht, hr mnnr f kng, t w lw qut rugh, n mttr hw muh w trd t rrt t dnt knw whthr t t w bh r unqu

h, tht hrd t mgn, lkng t th urrnt lr-m

Y. ht wh, nw tht w h grwn lnddl nt, th mthng w r ll vr rud f nd h fr.

uh? uhh?

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h md ff mhw; t w wrd.

t w, ndd, drtn f bd hld, nd t l drbd n wh w rtnl vr lfh.

Yt, t w nthng mrd t wht rmmbrd f th rgnl lr.

w d t t w, , t w drtn tht w vr l t mlf.

f w t b rnrntd nt th gm wthut n f m knwldg but t, nd f ddnt rl l nd ut td nrmll t wuldv turnd ut lk tht.

Dnt tht mn

n th wrld, mrl ddnt hv n knwldg f th gm bfr turnd 5 r ld

frm th vr bgnnng, th wrld lr w m?

Whn lr rd n th ll, th Dn rt tmhr mmdtl hngd.

h mmnt h rd, tm md t t bu vrn w bu dmrng hr, nd thn th mmdtl bgn rtrnng h thr.

Fr th l wh md t bm nght, nvtng th nt fr dn nd rtng hr wuld b ndrd th grtt hnr.

vr mn n th l uddnl bm rvl. vrn w n nm.

h ll wthd h thr t rvnt n nthr frm runnng hd, nd t th m tm h f thm kd fr thr wn hn t gt hd.

h frt n wh md n ttmt w th wll-knwn rvrt f th dm, ul nt.

h tk th frt t, th thr tudnt nd thr dr-kkd hm frmll drtn, rvntng h unuth ttmt.

Whl h ddnt d nthng t, t w th rvrt. hr w nthng gd tht uld m frm h ttmt nw.

Wth th, n vl gt drvn ut.

h nt n wh mvd w th frmr ldr frm th 1t r, hn. w 20 r ld, dt bng 1t r.

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ut h w brught dwn b th rur f Ll gz, nd rlutntl rturnd t h t.

Nt, th 3 rn, dn, zu, nd W, ll td u t th m tm1.

hn th 3 f thm glrd t h thr, nd thn lntd thr rtv ft t h thr f.

h tr w rtrd fr th d.

ftrwrd, vrl mn l md ttmt; m wr rmvd b th thr mn, whl th rt wr dftd b th rur f Ll Gz.

Yt mng thm, thr w n mn wh wlkd n t f th flln bd.

tdl vdd th btl md f th wh hd flln bfr hm, tng vr thm lk flwng wtr, nd rlld th thr l wh trd t btrut hm wth h mght bd.

gnrd th rur mttd b Ll gz nd mvd lr. h mn Vrnll, rhd th nt nd d,

lr-m, m hv th lur f th dn?

t w t th mmnt tht Vrnll bm bth hr wh w rtd b th dm mn nd, t th m tm, n nm htd b ll f thm.