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Yu nt, dnt d! N! N!

Wh n rth dd thr ft h thr b? w dd t nd u lk th?

t w mthng tht uldnt b hld. N mttr wht h dd, t th nt, nthng uld b dn.

uld nl rgrt th t.

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t th vr mmnt, uld vn u th rt thnqu f th kllr ft unlhd b th dr brn n m hrt.

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uldnt th mutr rn lrl thrugh th hz f m tr.

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Wll, m nt rll N thugh. m wb wrtr.

urrntl, m lng glg,3 lld [h trnl ttrng Flwr ~Fr dut trn~] nd uld b rd [un n ng] n n.

tull, t huld b nk ntd f ng, but t ut md-u wrd. dnt rd t nk n frnt f thr.

Yu wll mbrr urlf. t th vr lt rd t hrbn.

un wnt mmn rdng fr trnl, but tht ut m nn.

h wrd un rntl uddht wrd, t m b rfrn t th wrd ng whh mn t ttr flwr whn mkng ffrng t uddh.4

n th gm, u ntrlld Vrnll, n nmntnt mn hrtr, nd md ut wth ttl f twnt hrn. h mzng thng but th gm w tht th hrn u h dd n lmt vr rut.

h tht wht th ttrng Flwr n th ttl rfrrd t.

, th grl wh w nw dd n th rn w trn-hn, th mn hrn wll th lt b, m t h.

nd dt bng th mn hrn, h dd n vr ngl ndng t fr th bd nd.

vn thugh hr nm trn (trnl), h dd n vn.

d lk t hv m tm t brfl ln wh th w th .

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vn f u N, m gnn ln. tku lv t ln wht th lk t thr. ut gv u n rgung wth m nd t dft.

h grl, trn, w dlrd nt, mbl f gd t t n tn gnt th wkd Wth nd th vl h rd thrughut th wrld, nd w ntrutd wth mn t v th wrld.

th w, th Wth w n f th turbl hrn. r t w l rthr tful, but t dnt mttr, ll mt t.

dt, dnt thnk u n ut d nthng bu u uffrd n th t.

nw, trn, nt wh w n mn t dft th Wth, w wthd t brth nd grw u tgthr wth th mn hrtr n n mvrhd vllg.

, th fk nt wh w mtknl tkn ntd f trn w gvn th nm lr but h w hl, rttn wmn. Ung th nt nm hld, h dd whtvr h wntd. h w th httt f ll th ht. twrng ht th ht f th r.

th w, f ur, h w nt hrn nd thu w mbl t tur.

n th nd, th ht dd durng th udgmnt nd ndmntn vnt, but th lg h lft w t trrbl.

Dt trn hvng n t wth th fl nt, nd bfr th truth uld b rd thrughut th wrld, hr hmtwn fll t run t th hnd f n ngr mb. rmng th nt wll nvr b frgvn! th murdrd hr rnt nd frnd. Furu, trn fll nt th d drkn f dr nd urd humnt fr hr lght.

rult, trn rgnd th lt b fr th mrt f th rut nl t b dftd t th lt mmnt. Wht n unluk hld.

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h nl th t rnltn fr trn durng hr wn rut, but vn thr h wuld mt hr dm.

vng fulflld th nt mn b ndng th Wth nd dng n th rm f th hr. nd thu nd th hrt-lvd lf f th hrn

Whh w th t n nw ld ut r th rn w trng t

h, t t muh t t unrwrdng

vrthng th htt fk nt fult. Wthut hr, trn wuldnt hv hd t lv thrugh uh mfrtun.

h dmn t, nt thr mthng t hl hr? trn ru rut mlmnttn, hll! ll!

dnt r f t fnf f th gm. mn wth wrtng kll l wrt t.

th w, nt. n nl wrt n rt.

h, lrd. rnmgrtn, ht, rgnl rtgnt, nthng wll d! mn l hng th ndng.

nd, qukl gt rd f th f ht fk nt.

Wth tht n mnd, turnd ff m mutr nd rwld nt bd. t w lrd 3 .m.

h wht t mn t b gmr n tm w rd fr l vn f n w trd.

hrfr wll nw l. Gd nght.

hn n t lt drm f trn bng h. Dmn t.

hh, fl trd nd m bd hurt ll vr bu f hw lt td u.

Whn wk u n th mrnng, w n n unknwn tl.

Lt brfl ln th tutn wthn hundrd hrtr. N. nt. rd.

N, rul dnt undrtnd wht th mn.

dnng? ndrng vrthng, t w n trml trvgnt kdnng.

Frt thng frt, whr tl w th l? Dd n vn hv wtrn-tl tl n t?

h! n Dnlnd, thr w rtnl tl-lk htl.

Wll, vn f t w kdnng, th t f kdnng mr thn wlm?

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t ut tht th tutn uull gt bttr whn u g frm mll rtmnt t lrg tl.

Whn gttng ff th fluff bd, lt n thught, ntd m nt f vw w nw lwr thn bfr.

h? nt th rm t bg? tull nt th l f vrthng t wrd?

ut hw hug tht mrrr?

h? h? h h h!?

Whn rhd th mrrr, trng v lft m muth.

t w hgh, lr, nd butful v. Dfntl nt m wn. ut t rtnl m frm m muth, nd lkng nt th mrrr th rfltn trng bk t m wnt mn.

Glttrng hn-lrd hr tht fll t m wt. g, grn wl-lk hnng bk t m.

Rfnd ftur, lk tht f dll, f t w tkn trght frm G r mthng.

Yu knw, tht rmk f fmu RG tht bm ht t bu th hrn w md t hv r nd h fuzz? t flt ut lk tht.

Uwh, m kn w nrdbl fr, n frkl r wrnkl, nd vn f u wr t lk ll th r nd h fuzz wr fftvl nvbl.

tuhd th hk, th flt frghtnngl ft.

N, t mn th m. h grl rfltd n th mrrr nd mvd n tndm thr uld b n mtk

w huld th, m grl tht rght. undrtnd nw th w . 5

ut n th nd, w tll ut m. Wht w ud t d wth th?

vn f t wr ur butful grl lk hr, wth m rnlt n th nd, t wuld turn ff vn th mt dvtd f lvr.

butful grl n th utd w mrtnt, but th nd w l rul.

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f u wr t nt ht f grl wth n rnlt, n mttr hw butful, vn th rdr wll , th nt ht dnt brng m n th nd.

vn , th tl trtd t lk rund t t rrl, w fmlr.

mhw, fl lk t br rmbln t th tl f th nt tht rd n [h trnl ttrng f Flwr]. n ft, t lk tl lk t.

k, k, v m t nlun.

n thr wrd, t tht, rght? w drmng f trnl ttrng f Flwr ut nw, rght?

nd thn thr th ung, but rdnt but. vrwhlmng hrm nd th ur f nt tht urgd frm wthn ut b lkng t hr.

hr w n dubt. h w rbbl th hldhd rn f trn, th ut hrn f [trnl Flwr] tht w lng bfr wnt t bd.

ntl, t hrd t undrtnd bu 2D bm 3D, but uld nt thnk f nn thr thn th mn hrn wh uld b butful th.

lthugh th hr nd lr w dffrnt, uh thng w nt mr rrr.

t nt unmmn fr gm hrtr t hv dffrnt hr lr frm thr n.

Fr ml, thr r hrtr wth blk hr durng th n but hv blu hr n th G. nd hrtr wth nk r grn hr n th G but nt n th n, ut t mk t r fr lr t dtnguh thm vull.

l flt tht th fl ftur wr mwht dffrnt, but tll 2D bm 3D, f ur t wuld b dffrnt.

, ? D th mn tht m wh w grntd?

thught d drm f h ndng fr trn, but wth th, wll mk hr h.

w t mk trn h Wh tht m bmng trn mlf

? mm, hmm, th gd.

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lrght, lt trt!

w l ntrtd n th flng f butful grl, n th n, lt full n butful grl lf.

Whl dnt wnt t t lk th frvr, nd n th nd tll wnt t b gu, t nt bd d t t lk th fr whl.

h, but bng mbrd r kd b gu w blutl nt k, n thnk u.

N mttr hw muh hng, m rnl rfrn wuld nt hng, dnt wnt t wtn uh drt thng.

ut th thught f gu f fllng m fld f vn nd kng m dgutng. lgh!

Wll, lrght. Lt d t!

wll bm trn nd ld hr t h ndng!

nd whn t vr, ll rturn hr bd!

ut md u m mnd, rn rmblng butlr m n nd lld m nm.

h, hv u wkn u, lr-m?

Dmn ttttttttttt! h th fk nt!!!!!!!!!