Debut or Die

Chapter 531



If you can’t debut, you’ll get a fatal disease Episode 531

“Huh.”

This fan, who has been supporting Park Moon-dae’s first home horse ever since he was a college student, has had an eventful year with a job change.

And now, they are being rewarded with overflowing testa comeback content.

-Wow, the preview for the group entertainment of the kids is still lacking ㅠㅠ

Just watching the news on social media warmed my heart.

‘As expected, the active period is the best… .’

Traditionally, when it comes to idols, they have always thought that stage rice cakes are the best, but there was something new about the entertainment previews that were pouring out this time.

Wasn’t Testa also eventful with the T1 escape this year?

‘T1 son of a bitch mobilizes all of their subsidiaries to retaliate!’

In addition, because of the industry atmosphere that notices the big hand T1, even if it is not an affiliate, Testa was silently ignored as if it was not in the recruitment line.

‘But I guess that’s gone too far now.’

After suffering so much when the entertainment program for the last album, T1, was blocked, it seems that the stiff atmosphere has finally eased.

‘We had a lot of trouble in college, really… .’

Somehow, it felt like my eyes would go cold.

‘The retaliation of large corporations is also gritted and enduring, and becoming independent and winning more… my idol… … . King God K-pop Emperor… .’

It was a side effect of being deeply and over-immersed in the group narrative.

And today, she visited a graduate student friend’s studio to catch up and watch the variety shows of Testa’s same age!

“Play beer! I got it out!”

“okay!”

The two sat in front of the TV looking like they were going to watch a blockbuster movie!

The moment the premiere countdown ends.

[Just have a drink and go]

[(Please)]

“Ohhhh.”

When the spleen logo appeared, the two applauded enthusiastically.

The public’s demand for a celebrity’s sincere appearance gradually developed, and eventually met the king of the end in the Great Witube era.

Right in the bar!

A special program in which people drank, sang, ate, and had interviews was a hit.

And if you’re talking about this program… It was a program to cheat with alcohol.

[Ahyeon Seon: Wow, hello… !]

[Pro Host: Aaa Ah Ah Ah!]

[Sun Ah -hyun:]

First of all.

[Pro host: Today’s drink.]

[Park Moon-dae: … … .]

[Ahyeon Sun: … … ?!]

[Lee Se-jin: Hahaha.]

Magic is performed with the number of alcohol and the size of the glass.

[Park Moon-dae: You said it was a drink… .]

[Professor: Isn’t that a glass?]

Park Moon-dae was silent as he raised the glass.

It was pottery the size of an elephant’s bowl.

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

[Pro host: Our writer brought it… .]

[Park Moon-dae: Yes… . I will politely decline]

[Professor: It’s the cup that my mother made herself. I brought it because the testers were coming… Do you not like it? Are you dissatisfied with the author’s mother… .]

[Park Moon-dae: Absolutely not.]

Skillful progress as if he had heard from another instructor how to make an idol Tallulah!

[Pro presenter: I’ll pour you a drink.]

[Park Moon-dae: (quiet)]

[Quick-quick-coral-quick-collar]

[Park Mun-dae: ]

-I’m playing with it.

Real-time chatting It was as you said.

‘Oh, it’s Mundae!’

Homma laughed and nearly spilled her beer glass.

On the screen, the same age stared at the Andong soju pouring down in front of him as if in awe.

The first person to come to his senses was still Lee Se-jin.

[Lee Se-jin: Host! You know what? This friend’s nickname is apple cake~]

[Professor: Of course… I know!]

[Lee Se-jin: As expected, the host’s pros! Oh, in that sense, how about a drink with a picture of this apple? It looks good!]

[Professor: Oh, what’s in the glass right now? It’s not my taste?]

[Lee Se-jin: I wish I could drink this apple first~ That’s it!]

Lee Se-jin didn’t get caught.

however.

[Professor: So, you are rejecting traditional Korean soju made by a Korean master and choosing American apple cider… .]

[Lee Se-jin: I’m sorry.]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Tallulah is endless!

Even after that, the same age is teased mercilessly in this bridle.

[Pro presenter: Are you having fun?]

The great snacks and the presenter’s skill to offer drinks are splendidly harmonized, so you can drink without any time to be nervous.

-I’m losing my soul

. -Tana Bom soju in Park Moondae really drinks it like canned soju

└Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha just drinking…

└Do you guys drink soju? I’m just like a sweet drink

└Testa A lot of things happened

.

From then on, filming went into full-fledged content.

[Pro host: us! The chicken feet of the company that collaborated with < Doll Hunter >! I brought it to PPL.]

[Ooh oh oh]

[Pro presenter: Yes. You have to eat Moondae.]

[Park Moon-dae: Me?]

-ㅇㅇ -Yeah yes,

Se-jin

Lee burst into laughter when he saw Park Moon-dae conduct the chicken feet PPL with the attitude of a skilled assistant.

I shouldn’t have done that.

[Professor: Sejin said you could hang upside down on that Pilates equipment.]

[Lee Sejin: Ah~ yes. That’s a move that requires more strength than you think.]

[Pro host: I know how to do it.]

[Lee Se-jin: Yes?]

[Pro host: I’ll show you.]

The host clung to the pole!

[Lee Se-jin: ]

A drinking broadcast that makes even the world’s Lee Se-jin speechless.

“Ha ha ha ha!”

“Uhhhhhhh!”

Park Moon-dae eventually caught chicken feet after a long time, and Lee Se-jin suddenly corrected the Pilates posture of the professional presenter.

And the last one is Seon Ah-hyun.

[this person… Drink without talking… .]

He was diligently emptying his glass.

Whenever the members got drunk on Tallulah, he himself drank it diligently without objection!

-He’s an angel

. -Since Ahyeon was a left-handed student, she lived without being scammed, and

that even moved the heart of a professional host.

[Professor: Ahyeon?]

[Ahyeon Seon: Yes… !]

[Professor: That… Aren’t you tired? Without snacks?]

[Ahyeon Sun: It’s okay, it’s okay… !]

-I’m drunk

-She’s already

gone !]

[Pro host: ]

[Pro host: It’s okay! I’m trash!]

[Ahyeon Sun: … ??]

The host made up his mind!

And the questions that had been agreed upon beforehand followed.

Comments on this comeback: Do you like the part you played?

Introducing Seon Ah-hyun’s wonderful handicraft work Lee Se-jin’s famous entertainment scene and why Park Moon-dae’s drawing skills are like that. -Isn’t the last one

to

attack

?

And Park Moon-dae was also not easy.

[Pro host: If you have a dark history of living as an idol for many years and saying that aegyo was a bit difficult even for me, a professional idol?] [

Park Moon-dae: I’m a puppy, so it’s okay.]

Shamelessness that doesn’t change one color!

[Pro host: (lost for words)]

[Pro host: ha ha… You are very shameless.]

[Park Moon-dae: Thank you.]

“Mun-dae came to his senses.”

“I know.”

It was finally time for Park Mun-dae to start showing his strong side without being pushed back by the host.

The professional host skillfully broke down the conversation with each other to make the atmosphere more comfortable, and then started a drinking game.

As for what kind it was… .

[Pro Host: I brought a horror game, guys.]

[Park Moon-dae: I’ll go.]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Park Moon-dae, who admitted that he was not very strong against ghosts through several public broadcasts, left the set. I took the angle to escape.

[Pro host: I’m a pro host, your… Your Pro Idol! We have to broadcast like a pro!]

[Park Moon-dae: Yes.]

[Seon Ah-hyun: If I just play another game… .]

[Professor: Nope.]

[No]

“They don’t.”

“Oh, so good.”

Two fans of Park Moon-dae watched with joy as Moon-dae Park played a ghost story drinking game with the three strong hearts.

[Professor: If this is what it is, take turns talking about ghost stories. Then, for whatever reason, I flinch in surprise! If you do, you’ll drink it.]

[Seon Ah-hyun: Yeah… !]

[Professor: Oh, drink it even if no one flinches at your story. I’m drinking it.]

[Seon Ah-hyun: (nervous)]

‘Oh.’

Homma saw the future at that moment.

And, as expected, chaos ensued.

-Kwaklada

-This is Kwakla Gak

The ghost story that a drunk person tells is a mess.

However, Lee Se-jin deliberately tried not to be surprised and reacted appropriately and loudly, and Park Mun-dae shook his shoulders every time he did so, and drank the punishment.

After a few incredibly funny scenes.

[Pro host: Did you finish drinking this?!]

[Surprised]

In the end, Park Moon-dae emptied the elephant’s drink!

[Park Moon-dae: One more drink… .]

[Pro host: Hey.]

[Pro host: We decided to just drink one drink.]

But I knew the extent of this broadcast.

[Professor: If you really really want to drink it, you can sign the contract for the next appearance, and I can bring you alcohol for that day… .]

No, in fact, it may just be that I just wanted to bully the cast… .

[Lee Se-jin: How about replacing that with our Mundae snacks? Moondae is really good at cooking again!]

[Professor: Really? Please cook quickly!]

[Park Moon-dae: Yes… … .]

And Park Moon-dae, who got up without saying anything, began to cook hard in the kitchen.

The intoxication seemed to relieve the poison.

Lee Se-jin finally collapsed while suppressing laughter. The MC who was pretending to be calm next to him collapsed as well.

And Seon Ah-hyun… .

[Seon Ah-hyun: (Ah… I think I flinched!)

[Sun Ah-hyun: (self-punishment)]

I drank.

-He’s the most madman

-Ahyeon Sun

Why isn’t it baby

Bambi who drinks so well?

-It

hums

.

It means that there is a strong contrast with the insignificance on the screen.

– Hahahahahaha

– Not unusual

– 1st place in survival is definitely different!

Still, when Park Moon-dae finished cooking the food and sat around the table in the living room, we had a fairly honest conversation.

The atmosphere was like sitting at an outdoor table at a convenience store drunk and letting out all the sounds of your heart.

[Park Moon-dae: Testa is… …

_

_

_

_

_ ?]

-What

are you talking about

?

The downside was that he was a drunkard.

Still, if you match the context, it flows into an emotional atmosphere in its own way.

[Lee Se-jin: Ah, we’re trying not to drink alone. If you drink alcohol especially when you are having a hard time, you may end up becoming dependent… Isn’t that right, Ah Hyun-ah?]

[Sun Ah-hyun: Yeah. yes that’s right! Because our goal is to stay healthy and promote together for a long time… !]

[Pro host: That! You really have to respect it.]

It would have been nice if it ended here.

[Park Moon-dae: I can’t even eat late-night snacks.]

[Professor: … ?]

[Park Moon-dae: I can’t eat with them.]

[Pro host: (interpreting)]

[Pro host: So… Are you saying those two don’t eat late-night snacks?]

[Park Moon-dae: … … .]

[Park Moon-dae: Yes.]

The host nodded as if he understood.

Even idols feel sad if they don’t eat late-night snacks!

[Professor: Oh, that’s a bit… .]

[Park Moon-dae: Well done.]

[Professional host: ]

[Park Moon-dae: It’s a professional job.]

Yes?

[Ahyeon Seon: Thank you Moondae… !]

[Professor: No, they’re just warming up to each other… .]

[Edit]

– Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Mr.

Park Mundae Seon

-Ahyeon responds

quickly Mundae Park throws out contextless words that Moon-Dae Park would never normally have said, and Ah-Hyun Seon also actively conversed, unlike the cautious attitude he usually shows on TV. participated in

And all of them were edited in a cute way to fit the purpose of the program.

It was a strange pleasure to see these people, who usually rarely show a loose appearance, show their free-flowing appearances.

[Park Moon-dae: Actually, we now have a similar self-contained… .]

[Lee Se-jin: stop~~]

– Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

No but wait a minute Testa said something else,

but

even the self-contained rice cakes passed by.

Then, the timing of silence came when the cast members were snacking on snacks at the table.

It was time for finishing.

On top of the table at the filming set, which has already become a party atmosphere.

[Park Moon-dae: Then we’re done… Let’s go in.]

[Seon Ah-hyun: Thank you, thank you… !]

Testa’s same age stumbled up from his seat and greeted them politely.

The shooting was quite heartwarming after the atmosphere was relaxed enough not to frown in a pleasant way.

[Lee Se-jin: Thank you!]

But.

[Pro host: Mr. Sejin.]

[Sejin Lee: Neng?]

[Pro host: Are you drunk?]

Sejin Lee grinned.

[Lee Se-jin: What would you like to drink if you only have one drink~]

[!!!!]

Lee Se-jin took the two of them and left the filming set in a relaxed atmosphere. While leaving a greeting to the staff in all directions on time.

[Professor: … ??]

And the staff told the truth to the embarrassing host.

[Sejin, you drank two or three times as much water every time you drank!]

The edited copy passed by on the screen.

It was a cut where Lee Se-jin kept drinking water invisibly.

Movement and timing so natural that even the presenter did not notice!

Lee Se-jin succeeded in controlling the tempo of drinking!

I escaped without being so upset… .

[Professor: … … .]

[Professor: Lost!]

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[I will prepare Korean whiskey for Sejin Lee. by Pro Host]

The drinking room ended

with a promise to make Lee Se-jin a Kwak-la next time .

“Aaaaaaa!”

“It was really fun!”

The two people who were watching while drinking beer sincerely shouted coolly.

The graduate student even asked Homma.

“Do other people like it too?”

“wait for a sec.”

And it was when Homma accessed the Internet community to see the reaction of this appearance.

There was already a testa post in the top popular posts.

However, the response to this variety show was not about the title song.

[Real-time Honorary American Netizen Testa]

It was a combination of words I had never wanted.

“… ?”

why… Not just an honorary American, but a netizen, right?

Stupidly, she clicked on the text.

———————

As

all memes made in Testa USA were discovered, the American community became confused

. jpg

———————

‘… ah!’

Hotteok entertainment Netflix drama Limestone movie’s alien band and games.

In the capture in the article, Testa’s content was a comprehensive summary of the memes created in the English-speaking world so far.

‘omg.’

Thanks to Park Moon-dae’s viral ride on stage, it seemed that this situation had come about as his band received some attention.

This meme and that meme belonged to a band that hadn’t even officially entered the US yet, so netizens couldn’t help but be interested!

‘And if this happens… .’

Homma had a throbbing hunch that if it grew just a little bit, Testa’s reputation on that side could lead to a cake.

It was an intuition peculiar to someone who knows the physiology of the Internet well.

A source of overseas inflow!

but… .

‘… They’re foreign fans.’

Homma’s eyes almost became blurry when she briefly recalled the quarrel that often occurs when large groups with different emotions collide, but she soon overcame it.

Right now, it was much more important to increase the testa’s weight class.

‘I need it to endure the military flag!’

Since the goal was clear, I was prepared for side effects.

As the group became independent from the company, the malignant individual fandom that was famous from < Azusa > softened a lot, and the overall atmosphere was very good.

‘Let’s go.’

So she gallantly turned the page back. It was to look at the comments on the topic as well as entertainment in the domestic community.

But what has been updated… It wasn’t just comments.

‘… uh?’

The latest new post.

The title came into her eyes.

[Transcript from an Eter official explodes]

This alone was enough to draw the attention of the testa member’s hometown.

It’s ‘that’ eater who has been holding on to Testa since their debut.

The problem was the wording that followed.

[(Testa mentioned)]

“… !!”

She immediately clicked on the article.


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