Novel Boss
Chapter 362: It Was All Cliche Watermelons and a White Triangular Shape
『Gradually slow the rotation of the Great Magic Spiral! In addition to changing its form, the rotation speed can be controlled as well!』
Tre’ainar yelled as I flew straight ahead at high speed.
Slow down the rotation. I’d never done that before.
I mean, I had never thought to adjust the rotation of the Great Magic Spiral, which I spun and slammed with all my might.
“Stooooooooop……!!”
The air current that prevented me from even opening my eyes gradually weakened, and I finally opened my eyes amidst the violent sound.
And then……
“O, owaah!?”
『Assume a defensive stance!』
The sky!? A forest in front of me! A mountain? I don’t know what it is, but I’m going to collide with it.“Wh, what the?!”
A Breakthrough landing? Defense? Impossible, I’m out of magic. This is no time for Magical Breathing.
I frantically raised both hands to defend my body and crashed into the trees that were right in front of me.
“Ugh!”
『Only defend your head! Fear not! The pain will be minimal!』
“Guo, da, odo!?”
I violently went through the trees, hit the ground with great force, and bounced on the ground again and again……
“What? That sound just now… who goes there?”
“…… he?”
『Oh……?』
At that moment, even Tre’ainar was surprised.
I barely managed to open my eyes and saw a figure in a green outfit…… a fairy? A Goddess? No, it’s a woman!
A woman with long beige hair. A somewhat short green dress? She’s wearing ……
“Eh? Eeeh? Eh??”
“L, look out!”
This was dangerous. I was about to bump into her.
A cute, beauty, holding two watermelons?
Anyway, there’s nothing I can do about it now, I’m in a head-on collision with this woman……
――Boyin ♡
“Huh?”
“Fu, nngh!?”
Did I hit something very soft that cushioned the impact?
I was repelled, the force weakened, and then I just fell forward……
――Mogyu ♡ Mogyu ♡
“Ah, ahn… eh!?”
“?”
As I was about to fall, both my hands grabbed something. What was this feeling, on the left and right?
――Gaba, Mozo, Buchu ♡
“Nghii?!”
“Moga?!”
Is my face plunged somewhere? What is this? Warmth? Where are my lips and face touching? What is that soft, warm sensation on both sides of my body? A peculiar aroma―――
“This is, to, to… eh? Eh? Eeeeeh!?”
“Mogamoga?”
“Nh, wait, no, angh…… eh, eeh!?”
I can’t breathe. The ground? No, I feel something kind of weird. Is it like a warm cloth or something on my lips?
『…………………………… tis no fault of mine, just so you know?』
Tre’ainar muttered something.
I don’t know. But my body moved.
My joints hurt, but I can still move……
“U, um…… erm!?”
Someone’s voice?! A woman’s voice, so sweet and lovely…… Oh, I see!
“Phua, th, that’s right, I bumped into someone…huh?”
“Ugh… uuuuuugh!”
When I looked up, right in front of me were the girl’s smooth, healthy-looking white thighs and a white triangular shape.
I see… so I had my face stuck on this shape?
“Y, your hands, um…….”
“Eh? Ah…cute…ah, no…….”
I raised my head further and in front of me was a fairy with a red face and teary eyes, exuding beauty and cuteness.
I was surprised by her beautiful expression and without thinking, I unconsciously said, “cute”.
Pointy ears? An Elf?
A woman with long beige hair and wearing a short green one-piece dress that exposed her shoulders and thighs.
She had two watermelons under her clothes…… that’s right… watermelons… watermelons can’t be that soft.
“Wh, where are you touching!?”
“…………”
I had grabbed those two soft watermelons.
But that can’t be right! Because such a thing can’t exist in this world.
Still, they’re much bigger …… than …… Sadiz’s……
Calm down. Anyway, as I was being thrown to the ground, I happened to collide with a cute elf girl who was walking through the forest or mountains.
In the process, my face got stuck on the triangular shape(Panties) under the skirt of the girl’s dress and…… got my hands on two watermelons.
“Nuwaaaaaaaaaahh?!?!”
“Hya!?”
“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! No, really, I didn’t mean to do that! I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry!”
“Hi!?”
In a rush, I stepped back, kneeled down, and slammed my forehead into the ground repeatedly.
What did I bump into? What did I grab? Where did I stick my face in and put my lips on? Where!? What!? Whose!?
“Ah, you’re… human?”
“That’s right! No, I’m really sorry for doing something really awful! But, please… please forgive me! I definitely didn’t do it on purpose!”
“Human…… eh, humaaaan!”
“Heh?”
At that moment, while I was kneeling, the woman quickly stood up, moved away from me, and took a stance against me.
Her gaze and mood seemed a little different from those directed at the lewd molesting pervert……
“Wh, who are you? This is private land! What brings you here, trespassing unbidden? What is your purpose?”
Ah, I see. Hostility towards trespassers…… on private land? Elf?
“Is this, by any chance, the mountain where …… the elf settlement is located?”
“Huh!?”
Then the girl’s eyes became even sharper.
It’s not so much that she’s shaking …… as she’s bracing herself and even her slightest movement makes them go boing bloing bloing!
No, I can’t think straight.
“Ah, are you an evil human? Mayhap one of those wicked hunters who have been searching for us near these lands of late!?”
“N, no, I’m not—!”
“Th, then begone at once! There is nothing here! No one dwells here!”
This is bad. She’s totally misunderstanding the situation.
This is not the time for watermelons. That’s right, I ended up with my face under this girl’s skirt, pressed against her white underwear…… that’s not what I meant at all!
『Child, calm down…… Be cool.』
That’s right, be cool, calm and collected and I put my mouth on the girl’s precious spot, not that!
“W, well, I am a fearsome and wicked elf!”
“Eh? Eeeh?”
While I was panicking, the girl glared at me and said that.
And……
“Should you remain silent and not take your leave at once…… I shall drench you in honey and make a delectable treat of you!!”
The elven girl with her arms outstretched and showing a menacing pose with “Fusha”.
“So, begone!”
How can you eat me?
How am I gonna get eaten?
Can you eat me, smeared with honey?
『Oi, compose yourself…… how will you face your little sister and brother?』
“Huh!?”
As I was confused, Tre’ainar whispered in my ear in an exasperated tone, and I suddenly calmed down.
――Brother is like this…… I can’t believe he was such a lecher.
――Haa… I’m kind of disappointed… Big brother……
“Huh!? Only that …….”
That’s the one thing they must never say. If they did, I will never be right again.
“Really…… I’m sorry. You might not believe me, but… I’m really not a suspicious guy.”
“…………”
It’s okay. I’ve calmed down.
Anyway, I calmly bowed my head again.
“That was an accident…… I was just practicing a new technique……
“…………”
“But I swear I’m not an enemy of the elves, and would never harm them.”
“…… Ji~……”
“Um …….”
Then, perhaps believing my words a little, the girl came a little closer to me, peered down at my face, and stared at me intently.
With jittery eyes and puffed out cheeks……
“Truly~? Even with such a fearsome gaze?”
“R, really. Give me a break with the staring.”
“Mmm~…… Ji…… Ji…… Ji~~~~~~~~~”
The girl was staring at me intently. But her vigilance was only natural, so I just let it be.
But the girl giggled after a while and……
“Such a fearsome gaze… yet, what is this? Your eyes are gleaming with fervor.”
“…… What?”
“Indeed, they radiate an extraordinary vigor, as if proclaiming, ‘I am alive~, and I shall prevail~’.”
I didn’t really get what she was saying.
I mean, it’s not normal to be told that.
It’s just……
“Hm~hmm, yes. You may not be an evil human after all. Though, you do seem like a rather lewd young man.”
“Hah…… Haha.”
For the time being, I think she understood.
So I also breathed a sigh of relief.
In a place a little away from us……
“Kukuku, I found it! I finally found it, an elf! And it’s top quality.”
“Hehehe, that’s true. That will sell for a high price.”
“Let’s grab it right away… then we’ll make it spill the location of its village…”
“You idiot. First… hehehe, look at that irresistible body. We have to taste it first…… to heaven!”
The group, like beasts holding their breath, also resembled hunters…
“Hmm? Who’s that right next to it? Is that a human?”
“Did another hunter beat us to it?”
“Hey, hey, if that happens, we won’t get any reward from ‘Master Shitnei’, you know?”
“What’s it matter? We can just steal it from them! Besides, look at him. He’s just a brat.”
Holding their breath with their desires laid bare……
I was about to break the very advice that Espie and Slayer had given me, “Don’t do it”, and “You should hold back as much as possible”.
And then, they would call me out on it……
Why, of all things, would it be something so cliché? Gah.
Author’s Note
That’s not the case. I mean, did they play tag just so that I could meet this girl when Espie and Slayer weren’t around? Stamina? Yes, stamina is important.
Also, the “Pai fruit” mentioned in the previous chapter is a fruit that can be harvested in a specific season in Japone. The elves seem to specialize in making a dessert called “Pie of Pie,” or commonly known as “Pai Pie,” using this fruit to make pies. There is no deeper meaning to it, I just wanted to bring out some original fruit and sweets. Don’t read too deeply.
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