A Certain Middle-aged Man’s VRMMO Activity Log

As expected, Im exhausted

Once the cooking was over and the Green Dragon finally left, I fell sloppily onto a table.

Queen, dragons arent supposed to be beings that bounce in and out, right?

When I say that, my eyes look towards the Fairy Queen.

Yes thats what it was supposed to be like SUPPOSED to be with your influence, that might not be the case from now on

She suddenly held her head.

Even if that doesnt happen, was it possible that supplying the dragons Young Lady with my cooking was bad?

At those words of mine, the 6 advisors all nodded at the same time.

From cooking the isolated species will open up and mingle whatever, its not like we can stop it

I wonder if I havent just thrown out a ridiculous bomb. If its Cooking, then, currently, there are already a lot of chef players with abilities far above my own. It might be better for the dragons to meet with those people. That bridge has been made; I cant do anything but make that excuse.

Before that, we should pray for that Green Dragon-sans safety

When the Queen said so, she began a silent prayer.

What does that mean?

Im asking purely out of curiosity.

Youre already well-aware that the Red Dragon is the dragon races ruler, right? For him to have eaten a mountains worth of delicious food before that ruler He already surpassed the level of poison-tasting; if hes lucky hell get one punch; unlucky, and hell be beaten black and blue, I suppose. The appetites of the dragon race is truly amazing, you see.

He probably wont be killed, though. She added that, but put another way, hell be beaten to a degree where hell wish he were dead, I suppose.

Im just going to go to sleep for today there have been a lot of instances where I only cook, but become exhausted; I feel like Im not really being an adventurer, but

So saying, I go to leave this room that had all that chaos about in it. Right then, the cuff of my shirt was caught.

If thats the case, the definitely come to my castle. I will provide you the most supreme room.

With her entire face a smile, its the Queen. But when I saw that smiling face, I had the sensation of chills running through my entire body.

And what youre providing would be to sneak into my bed! You have previous offences, so its easy to understand, you know?!

A crack appeared in the Queens smiling face. To the degree that you could almost hear the *crack*sound effect but I ignore it.

Advisors, I leave the rest to you.

Taking advantage of that moment of motionlessness I went outside; another one for the window. After I jumped out I glided with , landed on top of the roof of a residence, and continuing on like that, I ran away along the roofs. I was already tired from the discussion with the dragon, and on top of that I even cooked for them; I will pull back from any more of this noisiness.

Its been a while since Ive run on roofs, but once I had taken a certain amount of distance I landed on the ground. For now Ive gained some ground, so all I have to do is find an inn and logout, I guess. There was a time when I had thought that would be the case.

What did you say!?

I asked the townspeople to tell me the way to an inn, but this Eastern Inner Citys inns are all located in the central area, so even though I had run all this way, it seems Ill have to run nearly the same amount all the way back.

If thats the case, theres a chance that the Queen will lay out an ambush somewhere. On top of that, she might have ordered her advisors to as well. Even so, if I dont hurry up and enter an inn to logout, things will be dangerous in all sorts of ways. Cant be helped I begin to move while setting the Queen and her 6 subordinates as priority markers on s indicators.

After walking a while, the lodging comes into view; right then, from here on is the real deal. Entering a narrow alley, I hid my form with . Within 10 seconds I enter another small and narrow alley, release and rest; little by little I draw closer to the inn. My behavior is that of a suspicious person, but I dont have any lee-way on that to speak of.

I also pay attention to the reactions on the radar function of . As expected, in this area there are 7 reactions loitering around this area without returning to the castle. If Im careless Ill definitely be captured; whats with this sad game of tag that I must play throughout the city? And there are 7 its to 1 runner the balance is too bad. This isnt some kind of horror game, you know.

I am certainly getting closer to the inn step by step, but like this Im also getting closer to the pursuer. While tasting the sensation of cold sweat pouring down my back, Ive finally arrived one step in front of the inn. The problem is from now on; the other side also knows that I have , so they might have some way of seeing through it for a moment. How do I trick them At that time, unexpectedly I was tapped on the shoulder from behind.

Hi, its game over.

The culprit who tapped my shoulder was the Queen.

Where you distracted by my decoy? Then I got you~

Right when I realized that the Queen said that so easily, the me who was completely confused with a, When did she get behind me!? was teleported into a luxurious bedroom. This is Im stuck.

You ran off before, but today you wont get away. Now, its time to sleep together~

As expected, now that its come to this, struggling has no meaning, so I give up and get in the bed. This is the ending of the one who has lost, particularly with my ending The Queen made grabby hands as got into the bed; it was terrifying.

As for what happened afterward Ill only say that she hugged me, rubbed her cheek to mine, and clung to my chest tightly. Ill also tell you that, before I logged out, the Queens face was quite shiny and satisfied I was so embarrassed I wanted to die, dammit.

A/n: This time he lost.

The feelings that Queen-san accumulated exploded.

SKILLS

[Wind-Blown Hunting Bow]Lv17

[Assaulting Kick]Lv22

Reserved Skills

[Woodworking]Lv39

[Blacksmithing]Lv40

[Alchemy]Lv43

[Advanced Cooking]Lv13

ExP 4

Titles Possessed: The One who Charmed Even the Fairy Queen, The One who Defeated a Great Foe Alone, The One Involved with Eastern and Western Dragons

Second Names: Fairy King Candidate(jealous), Chef of the Battlefield-san