Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Chapter 923 Nem-Nem, Mie-My, and Nancy

Since we've been out on the road for quite a while not having brushed my teeth—or even taken a simple breath mint, and to avoid a little bit of feather-ruffling this early in the Rivas Family Estate, I grabbed onto Edith's head like I would palm a basketball but she was still trying hard to press her lips against mine.

It elicited a couple of reactions but Sebastian couldn't be more relieved from seeing me deny the lady's kiss.

But yeah, just to not leave Edith hanging, Tatiana came in and turned her around before sticking her tongue down her throat and the reaction I was trying to avoid happened then and there.

Sebastian couldn't believe his eyes but before he tried to pry Tatiana off Edith, Quinn just stared him down and tried to shoo him away—but of course, the hell of a butler's drive to keep the lady's image upheld was as high as Tatiana's drive to make Edith orgasm just from kissing.

However, we did have to pry Tatiana off Edith because we can't just wait around in this garage forever, and we have a lot of stuff to unpack.

The Rivas Family's Mansion was already big from the outside but the inside felt like it was twice the size.

Some parts of the East Wing were given to us and luckily enough, Edith's room was on the 3rd floor of the same section—so we wouldn't have to worry about disrupting the newlyweds honeymoon phase.

We didn't have to bring everything from our Raptor to our designated rooms—except for the perishables, of course—but we took several bags and cases over to Edith's room before the room next to hers was still being prepared. But yeah, Edith offered to us to just stay in her room instead but we insisted on giving her a little bit of privacy and to avoid the butler from checking in on us every two fucking minutes.

Kaley exclaimed, "Wow~ Edith, this is your room?! It's like a room of a Disney princess or something—"

"D-Don't say that! I-It's j-just simple decor I picked m-myself…"

Quinn and Tatiana rolled their eyes at the same time, "Riiight~"

Then I found a portrait where Edith and Elsa were sitting next to a large dog that seemed to be a St. Bernard, "Wait— The dog— A dog! You have a dog! W-Where is he/she? I-Is he still alive?!"

Edith started laughing at my outburst, "That's Nemie… Unfortunately, she passed away years ago but she did have babies! Aunt Sal sold almost all of them but we kept two!"

My right foot was already out the door, "W-Where exactly?!"

"Pfft… They're always following after Aunt Sal everywhere she goes so if we find her, we'll find them. I just dunno where she's at right now, she could be in any of the farms but she'll definitely be back before dinner— W-What are you doing, Tatiana?"

As we turned our heads to the side, we saw Tatiana riffling through Edith's fancy drawers and cabinets and she seemed to be looking for something in particular. But yeah, the m'fer just gave us a devilish smile before opening her mouth:

"Dildos, vibrators, electric toothbrushes, you know—"

Edith had never been so red, "W-What?! I-I don't have—"

Quinn rolled her eyes as she scoffed, "Lies~ I've seen one or two before—"

"I-I REALLY DON'T HAVE—"

"SHUT UP, EDITH! CUCUMBERS AND EGGPLANTS COUNT! THERE'S A REASON YOU GROW THEM SO FUCKING BIG—"

Edith didn't know what to fucking do, "KEEP IT DOWN! K-KEEP IT DOWN, QUINN!"

Tatiana cackled as she added, "Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough~"

"W-Wha— I— P-Please—"

Kaley added nonchalantly, "True~ It could be a bedpost, a corner of that end table— Oh! We forgot a regular ol' banana—"

Quinn slapped her thighs as she laughed out loud, "Right! I forgot about that! The curve sometimes does it but if you squeeze too hard it breaks—"

Tatiana started laughing as well, "Just use unripe ones. They're firmer but don't forget to put them in a condom… You never know what might happen if you're not careful…"

"G-Guys~ P-Please… I— Pfft… HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Edith was trying so hard to keep the conversation civil but she soon broke and started laughing, causing everyone to follow after her. However, the door suddenly swung open before two huge-ass St. Bernards came in a few steps and sat attentively. After that, the head honcho herself walked in with a huge-ass bottle gourd in her arms.

Sal said with a deranged look, "Amateurs! FUCKING AMATEURS! IF IT WAS ME, I'D USE THIS SHIT IN MY FRONT AND MY BACK!"

"AUNTIEEE~ NOOOOOOOOO~"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SAL, YOU CRAZY BITCH! WERE YOU OUTSIDE ALL THIS TIME?!"

"HAH! No, no… I just heard a bit and I just happen to have brought this with me," then she turned to me, "What's up, kid? Whaddaya think of my place?"

I greeted her promptly, "It's amazing, actually. Can't wait to see the whole thing— a-and by the way… C-Can I pet them?"

"Hmm? Oh! Hah! Stay there! Nem-Nem, Mie-My! Greet our guy over there! Give him kisses!"

"Woof!/Arf!"

At that point, the two dogs who were attentively sitting right next to Sal stood up tails wagging before they ran over to me and jumped like excited dogs who were greeting their owner after a long day at work. But yeah, it was a little difficult to stand up straight with their weight bearing down on me, but I leaned my butt on one of the tables before I petted them and let them lick my face.

I didn't think that they'd be this excited for a stranger but their affection seemed to be genuine. I guess even after all this while, they could sense that I had Zeus at home and they didn't feel threatened by me whatsoever. However, as I glanced over at Edith, she couldn't believe how the two were acting towards me and she was wearing an expression of shock and jealousy.

"W-Wha— T-That's not fair! W-Why are they that clingy to you! They don't even bother coming up to me even though I feed them almost every day!"

Sal started laughing at Edith, "Hah! It's because they like him more! Alright, that's enough… get off him now… Nem-Nem? Mie-My? G-Get off… GET OFF HIM! NOW! NEM— FUCKIN' GET OFF— AHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!"

In a few fucking moments, I was out on the field running with Nem-Nem and Mie-My—playing frisbee and catch—while Edith and Sal had never looked so lifeless and betrayed by their two pets.

With that said, I spent the rest of my time with these dogs before dinner because a little cardio session with the girls is fine and all but sometimes, I just wanna chill and have some peace and quiet.

I came back all muddy and sweaty from all the running while lugging these huge-ass dogs on my shoulders after, and adorably enough, they brought over their water bowls and pointed over to me where the cold water was so they could have a drink.

But to my surprise, it seemed like Edith was preparing a feast for us because the maids who I thought we were given the rest of the day off were present because they helping Edith with her endeavor. But yeah, they didn't seem that pissed about it because it's the end of the fucking world, what else can they do, and where else could they go?

In any case, I gave them a greeting and introduced themselves before one of the younger maids who was a redhead that had pigtails asked for my dirty clothes so she could run them in the washer.

I waved her off, "It's okay, I can wash my own—"

"I— U-Umm, we insist! You're our guests! Lady Edith's guests! It's nothing! My name's Nancy, by the way~"

"Okay? Thank you, Nancy…"

"Mm-Hmm!" she nodded as she maintained eye contact while holding her hand out.

"Wait—"

"Oh! I should take it now so—"

"Now? You serious?"

"Yep! We brought you one of our shirts we made ourselves! You should try it! It's really soft~"

"A-Alright—"

At that point, it felt a little weird but I took off my sweaty shirt and handed it over to Nancy who was definitely checking me out. Her face was just glued to my body as her face was flushed red, seemingly in a daze from what she just witnessed.

"U-Umm… Nancy?"

"Y-Yes, Master— I mean, sir! Oh! I-I'll take that off you— I-If you don't mind… I can help y-you with a quick bath right now so I could also clean your pants and under… u-undergarments…"

I tilted my head sideways, "H-Help me how?"

Her face got even redder, "I-I mean the h-hot— you're hot— I mean, the hot w-water, y-you might not be f-familiar with the controls so… y-you know…"

"Ah…" I chuckled as I waved her off, "D-Don't tell me you also have pants and the rest available?"

Her face lit up, "Y-Yes, we do! It's made from pineapple fibers and cotton we grew! I just didn't bring them here because y-you know and— b-but it's already prepared in y-your room with the h-hot bath…"

"Ah… That's great."

"So… S-Shall we?"

I chuckled before I took her aside, "Look… I know where this is going and I'm gonna assume you've heard something about me—and you are pretty attractive, is this your real hair color?"

She nodded slowly with a dejected expression, "S-So… W-What's the problem then?"

"No problem at all but… I just came from a run and I'm a little tired and peckish—I don't wanna disappoint you—"

Her face lightened up a little as she leaned closer, "You… You don't know how m-maids work… D-Do you?"

"I do, actually… It's just that from the way you came at me, you seem to be looking to be tossed around, fucked for hours, and left on the bathroom floor. Am I wrong?"

"..."

"Nancy?"

"Y-You're not wrong but—"

"But we have less than 30 minutes before dinner starts, right?"

"Y-You're making this s-so hard for me, sir… I-I just wanna be of service to you…"

"Again. I'm not denying you but are you okay with our given time—"

"Y-Yes! C-C'mon, m-master… I'll help you get cleaned up!"